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Aqua
03-03-2003, 12:48 PM
*Ducks and runs for cover!!* :p ;) :D

dicksbro
03-03-2003, 01:00 PM
What is the sound of a horse whip cracking? :D

Lilith
03-03-2003, 01:10 PM
*ahem* says not a word~ simply points an outstretched finger in the direction of the dungeon;)

WildIrish
07-16-2004, 04:59 PM
Anyone remember this? :D

Aqua
07-16-2004, 05:07 PM
OMG.. I totally forgot about this post...

*heads for the dungeon*

WildIrish
07-16-2004, 05:10 PM
Hey...what're friends for?

LixyChick
07-16-2004, 05:10 PM
*sneaks down to the dungeon with Aqua*

Hey! If you're gonna get in trouble...might as well already be in the dungeon...and with Aqua down there...how bad can it be?

PantyFanatic
07-16-2004, 05:31 PM
I’m liking her ----^ attitude on a Friday night. :p


















;)

LixyChick
07-16-2004, 05:42 PM
Yep...I'm liking my Friday attitude too! :rolleyes:

Steph
07-16-2004, 05:51 PM
I don't remember but I'm very amused!

Crazy Canadians drank & smoked in the sun, crazy Canadians crash at 7 p.m. :)

Teddy Bear
07-16-2004, 08:28 PM
I thought there was really a joke.

Came in the thread looking for the punchline.....

Somebody should be able to think one up. :D

lakritze
07-16-2004, 09:16 PM
A priest a nun and Lilith's ass walks into a bar.Lilith sits down and orders a drink.The priest and nun are both thinking.....OOHHHHHH I'd kick in a stained glass window just to be that bar stool for the next 20 minutes. There now,you have a punch line.............O.K. Lilith,point the way.............

Teddy Bear
07-16-2004, 09:26 PM
LOL!!

Thats great lakritze!

Anybody else??

darogle
07-16-2004, 09:32 PM
A priest, a nun and Lilith's ass walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Lilith
07-17-2004, 08:32 AM
I see some of you are working on earning personalized plates for your shackels:p

PantyFanatic
07-17-2004, 08:41 AM
A priest, a nun and Lilith's ass walk into a bar. The Chinese bartender asks Lilith, “What you want to drink Yang?”

Aqua
07-19-2004, 12:46 PM
A priest, a nun and Lilith's ass walk into a bar. Two minutes later the priest and the nun run away screaming. A cop stopped them to ask what was wrong and they told him that a woman said to follow her to see a miracle... and then she made a Fish Pole disappear with her ass. :p

Steph
07-19-2004, 12:58 PM
LOL

fish pole!

:eek:

BIBI
07-19-2004, 04:45 PM
A priest, nun, and Lilith's ass walk into a bar.
The nun orders a sherry and the priest orders a beer. The bartender asks,"What does your friend want????"
The nun rolls her eyes with rightous indignation and the priest shakes his head laughing!
The bartender says what?????
The nun says "Look at her!"She's had enough for the night."
"She's already made an ass out of herself!!!!"

:)

Teddy Bear
07-19-2004, 08:25 PM
LOL!! PF and Aqua those are both super punchlines!!


But BIBI.... ROFLMAO!!! OMG, that is great!!!! TY I needed that!

Teddy Bear
07-19-2004, 08:29 PM
I see some of you are working on earning personalized plates for your shackels:p


Sorry Mistress Lilith......... I couldn't resist.

(they are funny though)

Oldfart
07-20-2004, 09:05 AM
A priest, a nun and Lilith's ass walk into a bar. Lilith's ass remembered something called

a mudslide, but neither the priest nor nun had any money.

Lilith earned soooooooooooooooo many brownie points.

having_fun
07-20-2004, 09:21 AM
A priest, a nun, and Liliths Ass walk into a bar. The priest orders a Sherly Temple, the Nun orders a Vergin Mary, and Lilith's Ass orders a slow comfortable screw with a blowjob on the side. The moral of the story is - you are what you eat...

Teddy Bear
07-20-2004, 01:19 PM
Oldfart, LOL! We all should've remembered it'd be mudslides she'd want.

having fun, OMG... thats good! LOL!! But I have a feeling it might get us... ummmm, YOU, in alota trouble.

Aqua, Sorry I hi-jacked your thread. I bet you were looking forward to some quality dungeon time alone with Mistress Lil and now it looks like you'll be joined by all these other jokers. Sorry.








*boy am i glad i'm going on vacation* phewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!