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SwtCheeks
05-06-2003, 11:08 AM
Hiya Pixies,
After a year of lurking, figured it was time I registered! (Go ahead and slap me upside the head for not doing it sooner!)
Anyway, I feel like I know you all from your posts!
So, I figured we can play a little game, on getting to know me, since alot of you like playing games!
Ask me "anything at all" that you would like to know and I will answer your questions!
I wonder who will ask the first question?
PantyFanatic
05-06-2003, 11:12 AM
What color are the silky panties you have on right now and how short is your skirt?:p:p
OH!..... And welcome.:)
SwtCheeks
05-06-2003, 11:18 AM
What color are the silky panties you have on right now and how short is your skirt?
The are a flowered pattern Pantyfanatic..light pastel colors. Spring is in the air! But alas...no skirt. Sorry to dissapoint!
This PF really likes panties! Somehow I knew he would be the first!*winks*
skipthisone
05-06-2003, 11:19 AM
Now I am just disapointed you were wearing panties... guess I will get over it. ;)
PantyFanatic
05-06-2003, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by SwtCheeks
[b]The are a flowered pattern Pantyfanatic..light pastel colors. Spring is in the air! But alas...no skirt. Sorry to dissapoint!
OMG! :D That's not all that's in the air NOW!:p:p
Steph
05-06-2003, 11:23 AM
What were you thinking, lurking for a year?!? :)
That's my question :)
SwtCheeks
05-06-2003, 11:27 AM
Time of the month Skipthisone!
So get over it until next month!
What were you thinking, lurking for a year?!?
Not sure, but when I find out, I will let you know Steph!
PantyFanatic
05-06-2003, 11:28 AM
Leave her alone Steph. I can already tell she's going to be just fine here. :)
( I just love her uniform):D
SwtCheeks
05-06-2003, 11:32 AM
I can already tell she's going to be just fine here.
Ya think Pantyfanatic?
Better not tell him I wear thongs.
jseal
05-06-2003, 11:46 AM
SwtCheeks,
Welcome. As you have been lurking for a year, I guess that I need not add "I'm sure you'll like it here."
SwtCheeks
05-06-2003, 11:51 AM
Thank you Jseal. But I am very happy to be of the non-lurker status now *winks*
Does your nick reflect your cheeks on your face (like your AV) or are you really referring to the more important ones on your ass? ;)
dadaist
05-06-2003, 04:34 PM
Welcome!
Since you've already been nagged about lurking (and I did it too for a long time, even as a registered user (!) before posting) I'll only ask what brought you here in the first place? :)
Sodbuster
05-07-2003, 08:16 AM
Well, let's see... I know a good question: when do we get to see those sweet cheeks of yours?
GusAspar
05-07-2003, 09:20 AM
When did you last shave your pussy, SwtCheeks?
SwtCheeks
05-07-2003, 09:57 AM
Does your nick reflect your cheeks on your face (like your AV) or are you really referring to the more important ones on your ass?
Aqua, both sets of cheeks are pretty sweet, in my opinion but one set has way more dimples on it!*winks*
I'll only ask what brought you here in the first place?
Well dadaist, I was playing in a game room one night and someone told me to check out pixies, so I did. Not sure why it took me this long to register..or to post.
when do we get to see those sweet cheeks of yours?
[b][color=royal blue]Sodbuster, it took me this long to say a word. Think it will take me twice the time to venture into posting my naked dimply cheeks on here! You could play connect the dimples with my cheeks! So I will wait a lil'bit!*wink*
When did you last shave your pussy, SwtCheeks?
Guspar, I just paid 2 bits yesterday for a shave and haircut!*winks*
horseman12
05-07-2003, 03:35 PM
SwtCheeks, welcome to the non lurking version of pixies!! lovely nic!
Bilbo
05-07-2003, 03:37 PM
Welcome to the family SwtCheeks
Hope to see and hear more of you
Bogart
05-07-2003, 04:23 PM
Hiya, Swtcheeks! What is the most erotic sexual experience you've ever had?
Sharni
05-07-2003, 06:57 PM
Welcome to Pixies SwtCheeks
Great ta see ya joining in :D
SwtCheeks
05-08-2003, 08:57 AM
Horseman, thank you for the welcome! Non-Lurking is good place to be!
Bilbo, thank you as well! I already feel very welcome here! You guys are such a nice bunch!
Bogart, Good question. My most erotic sexual moment (I've had a few), was probably the night my husband proposed to me. It was under the night shy, full moon shinning brightly, we were on a paddleboat sipping on some champagne, when he popped the question and produce a beautiful 1 kt ring! I automatically said yes, of course! Then we made love in the middle of the lake on the paddleboat until the sun started coming up! It was very, erotic....to say the least! The canopy is just the right width for your legs, or tied up arms. *winks*
Sharniqua. Thank you for the welcome! I must say I have enjoyed reading your posts! You are quite the Lady! Bilbo and yourself are a great, loving couple! Hats off to you both!
Bogart
05-08-2003, 04:31 PM
Loved your answer to my last question. Sounded very romantic and erotic. Will have to try it myself sometime.
Now, what is the most embarrassing sexual experience you've ever had?
dicksbro
05-13-2003, 05:16 AM
Welcome to Pixies as a registered member, SwtCheeks. Glad to have you with us. What are your interests or hobbies?
2-4-tea
05-13-2003, 06:37 AM
if you could be a tree what type of tree would you be
GusAspar
05-14-2003, 07:36 AM
Have you gone away, SweetCheeks? If so, when you get back, what was the dirtiest thing you did on your travels?
cbass1976
05-14-2003, 02:45 PM
Welcome sweetcheeks
SwtCheeks
05-14-2003, 09:02 PM
Loved your answer to my last question. Sounded very romantic and erotic. Will have to try it myself sometime.
Now, what is the most embarrassing sexual experience you've ever had?
Bogart, glad you like my answer and trust me, you must try it! As for my most embarrassing sexual moment I would have to say when my parents walked into the cottage to find me kneeling and giving my husband a blowjob.
I was speechless and red from head to toe! As were they!!
Welcome to Pixies as a registered member, SwtCheeks. Glad to have you with us. What are your interests or hobbies?
Dicksbro, thank you for the warm welcome. I enjoy reading, photography, gardenning and cooking.
I am an outdoorsy type of gal. Anything that takes me out of the house and into the fresh air, I am there!
Also reading your 11847 posts is quite the hobby also! Congrats!
if you could be a tree what type of tree would you be
2-4-tea. Thats a tough question. I was going to say a maple tree since I am Canadian. But after much thought,
I would have to say a Giant Sequoia. Why? Well there are times when I like having big things go through my hole! *wink*
Have you gone away, SweetCheeks? If so, when you get back, what was the dirtiest thing you did on your travels?
Guspar, No I haven't gone away, just had a busy few days and getting ready for the first long weekend!
Having sex without showering for a week,(fighting a forest fire) was probably the dirtiest thing I have ever done. It was just a quickie, but nonetheless still dirty.
Sex after an hour in the shower was fabulous!
Welcome sweetcheeks
Thanks for the welcome cbass.
Bogart
05-15-2003, 04:15 PM
I know everyone had had one. What would you consider was your most humerous sexual experience?
denny
05-15-2003, 04:24 PM
Welcome cheeks, good to have another along for the ride. In what kind of activities do you engage when the boredom strikes?
SwtCheeks
05-15-2003, 08:57 PM
I know everyone had had one. What would you consider was your most humerous sexual experience?
Bogart you are an inquisitive one! I would have to say that losing 2 strawberries in my vagina was quite hillarious. It took over an hour to get them out!
No matter how much he sucked, they just wouldn't come out! (Fingering would have just made some jam!)
Hubby was laughing so hard he pissed himself! And here I was getting worried and upset.
"Find them, get them out of me! NOW!" I kept telling him. Once they were out, we laughed and giggled the rest of the night.
We still laugh histerically to this day! Especially when we order strawberries and cream at the restaurant!
Welcome cheeks, good to have another along for the ride. In what kind of activities do you engage when the boredom strikes?
Denny, I am a woman, so I will sum it up in one word for you. Shopping! *winks*
Bogart
05-16-2003, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by SwtCheeks
Bogart you are an inquisitive one! I would have to say that losing 2 strawberries in my vagina was quite hillarious. It took over an hour to get them out!
No matter how much he sucked, they just wouldn't come out! (Fingering would have just made some jam!)
Hubby was laughing so hard he pissed himself! And here I was getting worried and upset.
"Find them, get them out of me! NOW!" I kept telling him. Once they were out, we laughed and giggled the rest of the night.
We still laugh histerically to this day! Especially when we order strawberries and cream at the restaurant!
Just trying to keep the ball rolling. And besides, I love your humor. It really brings on a smile during a rough day. Hope you don't mind.
Denny, I am a woman, so I will sum it up in one word for you. Shopping! *winks*
SwtCheeks
05-20-2003, 08:45 AM
Just trying to keep the ball rolling. And besides, I love your humor. It really brings on a smile during a rough day. Hope you don't mind.
I don't mind at all Bogart! Especially after the weekend I just had! It was a long hot holiday weekend and I drank to much beer and had a little too much sun. Anybody got a cure for this? OUCH!!
Lilith
05-20-2003, 08:55 AM
aloe gel... soothing and cooling even if it does not fix it! Over the counter pain sprays with some analgesic or anesthetic properties work too.
Originally posted by Lilith
aloe gel... soothing and cooling even if it does not fix it! Over the counter pain sprays with some analgesic or anesthetic properties work too.
Did you ever find out if man juice helped the healing Lil ;)
SwtCheeks
05-20-2003, 09:04 AM
Man juice..... I wonder?*winks*
Thanks Lilith. I have tried the aloe vera thing with no relief. But the man juice, that I might give a try!
Originally posted by SwtCheeks
But the man juice, that I might give a try![/color]
Need any donors ;)
Bogart
05-20-2003, 11:32 AM
Describe, in detail, your favorite sex toy and how you use it. But, don't try using it with that sunburn...it could bring on pain with pleasure. (Hope you feel better)
2-4-tea
05-20-2003, 07:09 PM
what would be your idea of a nice romantic evening
SwtCheeks
05-22-2003, 10:08 AM
Describe, in detail, your favorite sex toy and how you use it. But, don't try using it with that sunburn...it could bring on pain with pleasure. (Hope you feel better
Bogart, the sunburn won't affect any playing time *wink* As for my favorite play toy, I can't decide! I love them all equally! Couple them with some strong sexual frustration, sexy thoughts they all work great and do the job! *winks*
But I will tell you, depending on the mood I am in, the fingers are a best toy a woman can have!
what would be your idea of a nice romantic evening
2-4-tea's question got me thinking about the word "romantic". To me, romance is what you make of it.
Yes it's nice to have the night out on the town, the dinner and dancing, candlelight, music, but romantic evenings can be anywhere! (On a snowmobile trail when the moon is just rising, at a bowling alley playing 10-pin, or sitting by a campfire surrounded by starry sky. Even sitting at home watching a movie and sharing a pizza!)
It all depends on the chemistry, the love, the attraction, the affection you have with your partner!
I had a very romantic evening last night, just sitting on the couch cuddled up and watching Reuben win American Idol. We laughed, giggled, we wrestled, we touched, we kissed amd then we make love.
Then capped off the evening with peanut butter and honey sandwiches! So like I said, Romance is what you make of it..
SwtCheeks
05-22-2003, 10:10 AM
Need any donors
Yes.
FussyPucker
05-22-2003, 11:10 AM
why should I ask you a question ? Oh and what do I get if I do ? :D:D:D ;)
Originally posted by SwtCheeks
Yes.
:D ;)
Bogart
05-22-2003, 02:08 PM
Using your imagination, what can you make or do with a red feather, egg-beater, and a cucumber?
SwtCheeks
05-23-2003, 09:43 AM
why should I ask you a question ? Oh and what do I get if I do ?
FussyPucker. You "don't" have to ask me a question. Just like I have the right "not" to answer yours. *winks*
Using your imagination, what can you make or do with a red feather, egg-beater, and a cucumber?
Bogart, you amuse me with your questions! Let's see, using a red feather to touch every part of a man's body instead of my hands, (which in turn would lead to nibbles and more nibbles) then once a few orgasms are out, I would then use the egg beater to whip him up a ham and cheese omelet, (pretty much everyone is a bit hungry after good sex) And while I'm making the omelet, he spots a cucumber on the counter, grabs it, comes over to me and spreads my legs and then proceeds to insert it..Oops, sorry, burnt the omelet! *winks*
Now Bogart, let me ask you that same question!
Bogart
05-23-2003, 10:08 AM
Originally posted by SwtCheeks
FussyPucker. You "don't" have to ask me a question. Just like I have the right "not" to answer yours. *winks*
Bogart, you amuse me with your questions! Let's see, using a red feather to touch every part of a man's body instead of my hands, (which in turn would lead to nibbles and more nibbles) then once a few orgasms are out, I would then use the egg beater to whip him up a ham and cheese omelet, (pretty much everyone is a bit hungry after good sex) And while I'm making the omelet, he spots a cucumber on the counter, grabs it, comes over to me and spreads my legs and then proceeds to insert it..Oops, sorry, burnt the omelet! *winks*
Now Bogart, let me ask you that same question!
:) Hmmmm.....let me ponder that over the weekend and get back with you.
Bogart
05-28-2003, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by SwtCheeks
FussyPucker. You "don't" have to ask me a question. Just like I have the right "not" to answer yours. *winks*
Bogart, you amuse me with your questions! Let's see, using a red feather to touch every part of a man's body instead of my hands, (which in turn would lead to nibbles and more nibbles) then once a few orgasms are out, I would then use the egg beater to whip him up a ham and cheese omelet, (pretty much everyone is a bit hungry after good sex) And while I'm making the omelet, he spots a cucumber on the counter, grabs it, comes over to me and spreads my legs and then proceeds to insert it..Oops, sorry, burnt the omelet! *winks*
Now Bogart, let me ask you that same question!
Especially for you, Swtcheeks.
Bogart
05-30-2003, 09:59 AM
Let's try this again....this time in a more readable fashion.
Excuse me for taking so long to get back with you and answering your question. Having an engineering type mind, I had to go to my workshop for some product evaluation.
Now, follow these instructions exactly. Choose one well rounded, long, cold, and preferably bumpy cucumber. Using duct tape, attach it in-line to the handle of a crank type egg-beater. The completed apparatus should have the cucumber sticking out straight on one end and the beater ends sticking out straight on the other end.
By using a willing accomplice, I found out that by inserting the cucumber end into the proper orifice and turning the crank at the proper speed will produce the proper harmonic vibrations to yield the most erotic and gratifying results. Warning! Do not try inserting the wrong end. This could lead to painful results.
“What is the feather used for?” you may ask. Elementary, my dear. Of course that is to tickle your fancy with.
But wait, that would require three hands to operate the apparatus and feather at the same time. I guess you’ll have to seek the help of a willing significant other. Don’t worry. He’ll be so excited seeing you excited that he will be more than willing to lend a helping hand.
SwtCheeks
05-30-2003, 05:22 PM
If you make it...(for me)...I will cum. And that's a good thing!*winks* @ Bogart*
quisath
06-04-2003, 10:23 PM
Welcome SwtCheeks.............I'm a little Late but that's the story of my Life. I see you have Met most of the family. They are a Great Group of individuals.
My Question is ...................What is your Take on Marathon Fuck sessions? Do you believe it to be Highly Stimulating or Highly Exhausting?
:)
LixyChick
06-11-2003, 05:34 AM
Hi SwtCheeks! What a sweet way to get to know someone. You are quite daring for taking on "the family" this way and I applaud you. I'm so glad you came out of lurkdom......it's dark and cold in there, ain't it? Welcum, welcum, welcum!
As to that sunburn........OUCH! Been there and Lilith is right......even if it doesn't feel as though it's helping much.....aloe is the best remedy (though there really is no cure). It's best to use the actual plant.......but then the gel in the bottle usually has some pain reliever added, so that might aid in your recovery. By this time, though, I am sure you are peeling. The best thing now (if indeed you are peeling) is to not let that happen again and please oh please use a good SPF lotion. We can't have beet red Pixies running around here........LOL!
My question to you is simple...............Do you and your husband enjoy Pixie's together...........or are you going it alone? I ask because me and my hubby have enjoyed Pixies together since I joined (back when the earth was still cooling). LOL!
You are a wonderfully funny and intelligent addition to "the family". So glad to meet you!
Bogart
06-11-2003, 09:39 AM
Originally posted by SwtCheeks
If you make it...(for me)...I will cum. And that's a good thing!*winks* @ Bogart*
If I make it, and it works, can I patent the idea?
Teddy Bear
08-11-2003, 08:49 AM
Just wondering Bogart if you ever made this 'whatchamacallit-thingy'.... Did it work like it was supposed to? LMAO!!
teddy :D :D
lickuallover
08-12-2003, 07:34 AM
To all the ladies here...
Have any of you ladies ever peed in your panties for your man? Just curious about this; don't mean to offend anyone! If you don't want to post here; just send me an email.
Joe
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