one million

[dicksbro]

4001 done
995999 to go

[fzzy]

#4002 - Hi everyone.

[dicksbro]

Somehow, I think we got off somewhere and we're only now at 4002. Hmmmm.

UPDATE ... 3986 was followed by 3988. That's where it got off. Back in sync now. :D :D

[Steph]

4003

You and I posted the same time, dicksbro. That was the problem.

[Sharni]

4004

[Sharni]

4005

[Sharni]

4006

[dicksbro]

4007

[dicksbro]

4008

[Sharni]

4009

[Bilbo]

4010

[Cheyanne]

4011
T-shirt Sayings

Don't piss me off!? I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

[Cheyanne]

4012

T-shirt Saying

Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

[Cheyanne]

4013

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now

[Cheyanne]

4014

T-shirt

Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.

[Cheyanne]

4015

T-shirt

You KNOW you want me

[Cheyanne]

4016

T-shirt

Don't worry.? It'll only seem kinky the first time...

[Cheyanne]

4017 T-shirt Saying

Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.

[Cheyanne]

4018

T-shirt Saying

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

[Cheyanne]

4019

T-Shirt Saying

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

[Cheyanne]

4020

You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?

[Cheyanne]

4021

T-Shirt Saying

Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

[Cheyanne]

4022

T-Shirt Saying

I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

[Cheyanne]

4023

T-shirt Saying

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

[Cheyanne]

4024

T-Shirt Saying

Sorry if I looked interested.? I'm not.

[Cheyanne]

4025

T-Shirt Saying

If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.

[Steph]

4025

I'm going to surf the Web today for some of these wonderful t-shirts!

[Cheyanne]

4027

T-Shirt Saying

Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear.

[Cheyanne]

4028

Final T-shirt Saying!!!!

Drum roll please - dadumdadumdadum

I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun.

[Steph]

4026

I'm waiting for Thai food . . . come on, Mr. Delivery person

[Cheyanne]

4030

LOL Steph, I was on a roll... and didn't refresh.... I think this is the right number now....

And......... did ya order any for me???? :)

[Sharni]

4031

[Steph]

4032

you can have a few spring rolls, Cheyanne!

[Steph]

4033

The wine is flowing AWFULLY freely!
Make it stop!
No, don't!

[Steph]

4034

King of the Hill ROCKS!

[Sharni]

#4035

[Steph]

4035

And now, we move on to the Simpsons

[Steph]

4037

Skip a post, keep a post

[Steph]

4038

fave foods, anyone?
i'm waiting on Thai
hurry up Pad Thai bastards!

[dicksbro]

4039

[Steph]

4039

It was pretty good . . . but you know you could make it just as well yourself for a fraction of the cost!

[dicksbro]

4041 done
995959 to go

[Sharni]

4042

[Scarecrow]

4043

[Steph]

4044

Shift work is weird . . . I'd still have almost an hour to go at work usually but now I'm really tired . . . my schedule is screwed!

[Scarecrow]

4045

but are you???

[Scarecrow]

4046

[Scarecrow]

4047

or

995953

[Scarecrow]

4048

[Scarecrow]

#4049

[Scarecrow]

#4050


995,950

[Sharni]

#4051

[Sharni]

#4052

[Sharni]

#4053

[Sharni]

#4054

[Sharni]

#4055

[Sharni]

#4056

[MilkToast]

4057 (8/31/23 8:03 AM)

[FussyPucker]

#4058 - The weekend is over it's back to work :(

[dicksbro]

4058

[dicksbro]

4059

[dicksbro]

4060 done

995940 to go

[GusAspar]

4062

I demand a recount!

[Sharni]

#4063

[GusAspar]

4064

OK, guys, we're going to get confused here...

[GusAspar]

4065

Sharniqua, you have been busy!

[FussyPucker]

#4066 - I'm tired

[Sharni]

#4067 ~ I was bored...no one was here to play with me *pouts*

[FussyPucker]

#4068 - Well I'm playing....and working ;)

[Sharni]

#4069 ~ I hope you got that camera handy FP!! :lust:

[dicksbro]

4070

[dicksbro]

4071

[dicksbro]

4072

[dicksbro]

4073

[dicksbro]

4074

[dicksbro]

4075 done

and only 995925 to go! :D

[Sharni]

#4076

[Sharni]

#4077

[Sharni]

#4078

[Sharni]

#4079

[Sharni]

#4080

[Sharni]

#4081

[FussyPucker]

#4082 - Top ten posters

Total Posts: 4,082
User Posts
MilkToast 578
IAKaraokeGirl 461
Sharniqua 421
dadaist 356
jennaflower 334
dicksbro 326
Scarecrow 188
FussyPucker 185 (186 now)
Steph 183
Eliza 157

[Sharni]

#4083

[dicksbro]

4084

[dicksbro]

4085

[dicksbro]

4086

[dicksbro]

4087

[dicksbro]

4088

[dicksbro]

4089

[dicksbro]

4090

[Sharni]

#4091

[dicksbro]

4092

[Sharni]

#4093

[Sharni]

#4094

[dicksbro]

4095

[dicksbro]

4096

[dicksbro]

4097

[dicksbro]

4098

[dicksbro]

4099

[dicksbro]

4100 done

995900 to go

[Sharni]

#4101

[Sharni]

#4102

[GusAspar]

4103

Hello again, nearly lunchtime here...

[Sharni]

#4104 ~ tis nearly bed time for me here *L*

[dicksbro]

4105 done
995895 to go

[dicksbro]

4106

[dicksbro]

4107

[dicksbro]

4108

[dicksbro]

4109

[dicksbro]

4110

[GusAspar]

4111

Good afternoon!

[Steph]

4112

Stupid time of the month!
Hurry up and kick in, Tylenol!!!!!

[dicksbro]

4113

[Sharni]

#4114

[T-S]

#4115

[Christine]

#4116

[T-S]

#4117 mmmmm under Christine in her sexy thong :lust:

[Christine]

#4118 works for me!

[T-S]

#4119 :D it certainly would work :fly:

[hellsbells]

#4120

[dicksbro]

4121

[dicksbro]

4122

[dicksbro]

4123 done
995877 to go

[Steph]

4124

I'm hungry! Come on, Mr. Pizza man!

Yes, I can cook but we've been lazy!

[Steph]

4125

Final hockey game of the season is on but so is the first episode of "Canadian Idol" and two friends of mine might be on it. They made it as far as the celebrity judges. Thank God for the VCR!

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by Steph
4125

Final hockey game of the season is on.....
I hope it's an indoor game. ;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Speaking of games, pf, just came back from a baseball one. ;)

#4127

[PantyFanatic]

#4128

I hope THAT was an outdoor game. ;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#4129~But playing with balls and bats *inside* can be fun, too. ;)

Yep, it was an outdoor one. :D

[PantyFanatic]

#4130

As I told you....... we only play indoor games here.:lust:

[Steph]

4131

The INDOOR hockey game is in the third period. Score's 2-0 for Jersey. It's boring hockey but I'm going to win the bet - it wasn't a sexual bet, as per skip's thread . . . it was a bet for beer!

[Scarecrow]

4132

[Scarecrow]

4133

[Scarecrow]

4134

[Scarecrow]

4135

[Scarecrow]

4136

or

995,864

[Scarecrow]

4137:heart:

[Scarecrow]

4138
:bite:

[Scarecrow]

4139

:fly:

[Scarecrow]

4140

:p

[Scarecrow]

4141

where is lostintexas

[Scarecrow]

4142

[Scarecrow]

4143

or

995,857

[Scarecrow]

4144

night all

[Sharni]

#4145

[dadaist]

#4146

No I'm still not caught up from having been away yet.

[Eliza]

#4147
There I go..under Mr Dadaist again...

[dadaist]

#4148

Or am I under Eliza?

[Eliza]

#4149
Well...either way and I'm a happy girl...*munches doritos*

[dadaist]

You got the munchies already from just being under and over me? ;)

#4150

[Eliza]

#4151
I've got a short fuse tonight?

[dadaist]

Tease!

#4152

[Eliza]

#4153

Never!

[dadaist]

yeah yeah I wish.
#4154

[dadaist]

#4155

Because I can.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#4156~Is that "Can, Can, Can," as in Moulin Rouge? :)

[dadaist]

#4157

No more like "Anything you can do I can do better....I can do anything better than you."
"No you can't."
"Yes I can."

etc.

And yes, I have done a rare duet with that one.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#4158---Ewwwww. Not good.

[dadaist]

What? Ioffer a duet and it'sno good? Gee thanks. :P

#4159

[PantyFanatic]

<------- note special numbers glowing

As in the tool steel?

Originally posted by Scarecrow
4140

:p

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Originally posted by dadaist
What? Ioffer a duet and it'sno good? Gee thanks. :P

#4159

Oops! Didn't take it as an offer. Sure! I don't have *anyone* to duet with, so I'll gladly take you up on it...er...well, you know what I mean. ;)

#4161

[dadaist]

Too late, no musical numbers for you, IAKG. ;)

#4162

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#4163~You'll have to make it up to me, then. ;)

[IenkiMoonshine]

The Fascinating Girl, by HElen B. Andelin

"An illustration of this may be of a woman who appears to everyone very businesslike and efficient, witha strong aggressive nature. She does not appear to anyone to be tender, frail, or childlike. Suddenly, however, a man comes along who appears to her a real hero. In the presence of what she thinks is his masterful strength, she too begins to feel, in his presence, frail, weak tender and little. At an unguarded moment she lets her manner and actions betray this feeling and the man's face lights up with interest. "What a delightful creature she really is," he thinks. "How mistaken I have been about her." And if you could peek in on them some evening you would find her acting the part of a "Fluttering little bird." The only difference is that she is too proud or sensitive to act this part before others. As usual the world wonders what attracts the man to such a forbidding woman, entirely unconscious of the fact that she is not the same woman to him as she is to others."

#4164

[dadaist]

Originally posted by IAKaraokeGirl
#4163~You'll have to make it up to me, then. ;)

THAT can be arranged.
Andno that wasn't a musical pun.

Night all!

#4165

[Sharni]

#4166

[Sharni]

#4167

[Sharni]

#4168

[dicksbro]

4168

[dicksbro]

4169

[dicksbro]

4170 done
995830 to go

[Sharni]

#4171

[Sharni]

#4172

[Sharni]

#4173

[Sharni]

#4174

[Sharni]

#4175

[Sharni]

#4176

[Sharni]

#4177

[Sharni]

#4178

[Sharni]

#4179

[Sharni]

#4180

[Sharni]

#4181

[Sharni]

#4182

[Sharni]

#4183

[dicksbro]

4185

[dicksbro]

4186

[dicksbro]

4187

[dicksbro]

4188

[dicksbro]

4189

[dicksbro]

4190

[dicksbro]

4191

[dicksbro]

4192

[dicksbro]

4193

[dicksbro]

4194

[dicksbro]

4195

[Sharni]

#4196

[Sharni]

#4197

[Sharni]

#4198

[Sharni]

#4199

[Sharni]

#4200

[Sharni]

#4201

[dicksbro]

4202

[dicksbro]

4203

[dicksbro]

4204

[dicksbro]

4205

[dicksbro]

4206

[dicksbro]

4207

[dicksbro]

4208

[quisath]

4209


Good Day to you All.

[GusAspar]

4210

How are we doing? What percentage is this of a million?

[GusAspar]

4211

4211 x 100 / 1,000,000 = 421,100 / 1,000,000
= 0.421%

hmmmmm...

[GusAspar]

4213

fuck percentages, does anyone have any better incentives? :)

[Cheyanne]

4214

**** FLASH****

Hows that for incentive? :bite:

[Christine]

#4215

[Steph]

4216

Yay, just back from the gym! i'm proud of me!

[Steph]

4217

I have to do laundry. Boo, I hate clothes!

[dicksbro]

This is actually 4217. Looks like GusAspar accidently posted 4211 followed by 4213. Then again, maybe by counting by two's we could finish in half the time. Hmmmm. :D

Nah. This is 4217.

[dicksbro]

4218

[dicksbro]

4219

[dicksbro]

4220 done

995780 to go

[Steph]

4221

Way to check the numbers, dicksbro!

[Steph]

4222

Laundry and errands call!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

4323

Good morning to everyone

[Christine]

#4324

[Aqua]

#4325... And I am under Christine... :o ;)

[Lilith]

4326

no you are between Us;)

[RangerGuy20]

4327

Time to fix lunch, I think we are having chicken salad yumm yumm.

[Sharni]

#4328

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#4329~How many of you can sleep through severe thunderstorms? We had a bad one roll through here last night at 3:00 a.m. I thought I'd been transported to a hellish Three Pigs scenario and they house was going to be blown down. :D

[Lilith]

4230

I sleep better during a storm....could you send that wolf my way ;)

[T-S]

#4231 can sleep through anything

[Lilith]

4232

not anything T-S...trust me;)

[dicksbro]

4233

[Sharni]

#4234

[dicksbro]

4235 done
995765 to go

[fzzy]

#4236

[dicksbro]

#4237

[Christine]

#4238

[T-S]

Originally posted by Lilith
4232

not anything T-S...trust me;)

#4239 ah ah a challenge ;) :D

[Bilbo]

If you want percentages:
44.3% of the posts above have been done by ONLY 4 members



this thread should be pulled

[dicksbro]

4241 ....

Come on ... let's everybody post some!:D

[txgrneyes]

4242

next?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Originally posted by Lilith
4230

I sleep better during a storm....could you send that wolf my way ;)


#4243


Sure, Lil, but can you put up with all of that huffing and puffing? ;)

[MilkToast]

Originally posted by Bilbo
If you want percentages:
44.3% of the posts above have been done by ONLY 4 members



this thread should be pulled

hey... leave me out of this :D I took me a while to locate the thread now that it got moved.


This thread is what happens when people have idle time on their hands :)

[MilkToast]

PIXIES "ONE MILLION" THREAD END CALCULATOR
-Toast

start time: 5/9/03 9:59 PM
reply goal: 1,000,000
current time: 6/10/03 8:43 PM
reply count: 4,245

still needed: 995,755 replies
elapsed time: 31 days 22 hours 44.0 minutes

reply rate: 132.9 replies/day
OR 5.54 replies/hour
OR 0.092 replies/minute

time to goal: 10,791,216 minutes
OR 179,854 hours
OR 7,494 days
OR 20.5 years

est. achievement date: 12/16/23 6:19 PM

[MilkToast]

4246

some oxymorons...

[MilkToast]

4247

Act naturally

[MilkToast]

Same difference

4248

[MilkToast]

New classic

4249