New Pixies Want Ad Thread!!

[skipthisone]

Reviving an oldy...post your sexual want ad here...exactly what you want....


Submissive Bastard male
seeks cuff baring woman
to bind, gag and abuse...

[Nice Guy]

Fairly normal NiceGuy looking for the girl next door. Has to be herself and able to dish out the sarcastic comments as well as take them. Needs to be able to cook and clean without complaint but also have the cooking and cleaning done for her.

[Lilith]

Moody Bitch seeks submissive male for love/hate relationship;)

[dicksbro]

Daring dick desires devilish damsel doing delightfully dirty deeds.

[Passion Please]

Mine might go something like this...

Passionate Pa seeks pantiless posteriored
gals for paddle and pain.

[PantyFanatic]

Seeking mute supermodel that owns her own micro brewery and has liberal minded sister that owns or works in lingerie store.:p:D:p

[Casperr]

CasperTG seeks someone willing....


;)

CasperTG

[LixyChick]

Seeking:

One with ability to please and be pleased simultaneously. One who takes pleasure from giving. No holds barred......but nothing too painful as well. Must be willing to try new things and have the patience to try again.

[robguy]

me want you. you want sex. you not want move in my place. you have own car. you no have kid.

errrr.

[Ozling]

I need a girl that will be faithful and love me for who I am. preferably someone who likes some of the same stuff I do and is VERYVERYVERYVERY forgiving(i make mistakes lots...read my "Gimme A Hobby" thread and the first few sentances explain). someone who lives close to me and is around the same age, preferably a little older though. and of course, someone who will satisfy my sexual desires and fantasies!

[Ozling]

Originally posted by Passion Please
Passionate Pa seeks pantiless posteriored
gals for paddle and pain.

have you met my friend lilith?:D

[txgrneyes]

Basically it is simple...looking for a good boy that knows when to be bad... but can be good at both! ;)

[BamaKyttn]

Sexy Person desired, must be clean(with papers), open minded in religon, sex, and household duties, enjoy the out of doors and spending time at animal related activities. Penis optional.

Kyttn

[BigBear57]

Wanted: Plane ticket money and info on how to respond to some of these ads.

[FussyPucker]

Wanted:...........oh wait, I've already got her :D

[skipthisone]

Originally posted by FussyPucker
Wanted:...........oh wait, I've already got her :D

Bitch!! :) jk jk

[jennaflower]

wanted:

A man who knows when to be a bad boy and yet remains a good man. One who knows when to bend me over the counter and give me a good pounding and doesn't hesitate doing so. He must also understand that from time to time his sleep will be interupted with a blow job or two. He must be able to communicate (naughty words are more than acceptable, they are expected), and not be ashamed of his thirst for me.

any takers?

[Loulabelle]

Wanted:

Originally posted by jennaflower
wanted:

A man who knows when to be a bad boy and yet remains a good man. One who knows when to bend me over the counter and give me a good pounding and doesn't hesitate doing so. He must also understand that from time to time his sleep will be interupted with a blow job or two. He must be able to communicate (naughty words are more than acceptable, they are expected), and not be ashamed of his thirst for me.

any takers?


The man with all of the above qualities to live a little closer to me than he does right now. ;)

[Vicious Tease]

Girl next door seeks cowboy with an attitude. Cocky smile, kind heart and big truck preferred. Willing to spoil and be spoiled. Clothing optional. Must be willing to try new things/positions/toys. Experience not required. Thorough training provided.

[grotochp]

I someone who wants to have sex with me someone to fuck me and vice versa someone who is openminded and not afraid to try new things if it may be considered kinky. and most important she has to love to recieve oral i need my fix of pussy cum

[MasterAragornSting]

Originally posted by jennaflower
wanted:

A man who knows when to be a bad boy and yet remains a good man. One who knows when to bend me over the counter and give me a good pounding and doesn't hesitate doing so. He must also understand that from time to time his sleep will be interupted with a blow job or two. He must be able to communicate (naughty words are more than acceptable, they are expected), and not be ashamed of his thirst for me.

any takers?

That's exactly someone like I'd be looking for! lol

..Sorry. I just found this thread. :)

Forgive?

[osuche]

Wanted: Someone I can respect both in and out of bed, who is my intellectual equal but who is also not afraid to tell me when I am full of shit. Prodigious sex drive, career-minded, independent, and open-minded also desirable.

Of course, I will currently settle for a Cabana Boy that is easy on the eyes and has good oral skills.


:hot:

[denny]

Bad Girl!

[osuche]

So...punish me :D :p :D

Denny...were you trying to fulfill wanted ad number 1 or number 2???

[denny]

I was a bit brief.

Sex minded male seeks unrepentantly naughty female.

[breinhol]

to txngrneyes:erchangeable good/bad boy looking for stringless( or very loosely applied strings) sexy, soft, sensuous....ok enough alliteration, I live in TExas, how's that sound? ;)

[smithy020]

Wanted, Female pulse not needed, thou some core body temp is. Any age, Any sizes looks not important. Or just someone to fuck me and take the money out of my bank account afterwords.....

Ian

[osuche]

Wanted...

Like-minded lickable male

[OziJuggalo]

women wanted must like pussy licked

[osuche]

Wanted: Plastic surgeon who will use skills for sex.

[fireboy]

osuche...You are beutiful! I dont think you need any plastic surgoens...your perfect as you are.

[osuche]

Thank you, sweetie. Everyone has a "fat" day now and again. ANd I find more recently I have "sag" days also. Depressing but true. <sigh>

Flattery will get you everywhere. :D

[AZRedHot]

Seeking uninhibited males and females for sexual escapades in all possible permutations that leave us breathless and giggling like children. Leave your baggage at the door--guilt, worry, restraint, possessiveness need not apply. You won't regret it.

If this sounds like you, PM me. Seriously.

Thanks,
Red

[thedog]

Osuche ... those "sag" days are called gravity storms.

They'll pass.

[MasterAragornSting]

Originally posted by BamaKyttn
Sexy Person desired, must be clean(with papers), open minded in religon, sex, and household duties, enjoy the out of doors and spending time at animal related activities. Penis optional.

Kyttn


So, Where do I apply?

:D

[sayitaintso19]

20 yr old male seeking fun loving, open minded, sexaholics like myself for sex chat, phone, email, messenger, or possible encounters. I'm just looking for some good old fashioned, no guilt, no baggage, no strings attached fun. If this is what you want also, send me a pm, I cant wait to hear from ya :)

[dreamgurl]

Wanted: someone to get me out of this blame house every now and then....... oh and a tall ,green eyed, redhead ,male ,between 19-30. lol :D

[WildIrish]

I'm a friend of Aqua. :D


Ok, maybe it would include "balding, skinny, cunnilingus loving Irish goofball with a spastic pecker with a mind of it's own seeks a woman he can sink his teeth into; for love, laughter, fun and friendship...with my wife's permission of course."

[osuche]

Wanted: Intellectual and physical partner seeking loving but not necessarily monogamous relationship. Seeking man who will challenge me but still thinks I'm wonderful. All applications considered.

[skipthisone]

Wanted: someone who can wrap there legs around me tight enough that when I explode they dont go through the opposite wall.

[imaginewithme]

Originally posted by skipthisone
Wanted: someone who can wrap there legs around me tight enough that when I explode they dont go through the opposite wall.

I think I can handle that.

[LarryL]

Originally posted by skipthisone
Wanted: someone who can wrap there legs around me tight enough that when I explode they dont go through the opposite wall.

:D
That is damn funny! Damn funny indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd write an ad, but, shit, who'd buy this old fool. Sorry, wrote it out loud again.

[Pita]

Wanted:^^^^ A sweet man that needs someone to show them friendship and total exceptance for who they are. Apply anytime.

[BigBear57]

Wanted, woman who can bring out the best in me and accept a sensitive child-at- heart.
BTW Osuche, you are wonderful Hon, any guy will see that blindfolded.

[imaginewithme]

Wow, what sweet replies.

Wanted: Someone who will accept me as I am, let me love them as much as I can, hold me close to them at night like they won't ever let go, kiss me sweetly in public, whisper sweet nothings to me, hold me in your arms on a porch swing like there's no tomorrow, be my best friend and open about everything, talk completely dirty to me, slip your hand up my skirt at any time, leave me love notes, must be controlling in the bedroom and want to make sweet love to me at all times.

Yeah, so what,,,,,nothing wrong with dreaming.


p.s. I think I have him already. ;)

[fredchabotnick]

Wanted: A woman with a great sense of sarcasm, a great conversationalist, willing to receive massages and honest enough to tell me when I've screwed up so I can fix it. Must not be psycho, but a little crazy helps :-)

[Prophet Reality]

Originally posted by TinglingTess
Wanted:^^^^ A sweet man that needs someone to show them friendship and total exceptance for who they are. Apply anytime.

Would love to apply. What other qualifications are you looking for?

As for my ad:

A woman that knows that beauty is more then skin deep. Open to new experiences and willing to express what she craves from life.

[Lilith]

Originally posted by fredchabotnick
Wanted: Must not be psycho, .... :-)


Damn ...that leaves me out :rolleyes: :p

[Bardog]

Wanted: Someone/Persons to take total advantage of willing volunteer.
Subject wishes to be teased, tortured, used and ravished for extremly
long periods of time. Willing to fulfill any dream/desire you have.
Blindfolds?...........OK
Tied up?..............YES
Toys?.................Sure
Anal?..................Great
Oral....................OMG YES!!!

No offers refused! Act Now!!!!!!

[darogle]

Wanted: A one way ticket home. Coach, business or first class doesn't matter. Any airline. Already found girl of my dreams, now just need to be with her.

[AvelornUK]

Wanted.. ohh.. fun question.. ok.. What i really want most is a sensual young lady.. wanting a young English nutter, aka ME.. who loves Experimenting and most importantly wont be put of by a guy who has feelings not revolving around the ~@&*ing Football ^_^ Please applay in the usual means if you think you can make this oddball happy!

[Lilith]

Wanted: Someone to keep the Boogieman at bay. Moonbeams and stardust a plus.

[CunningLinguist]

Wanted: A buxom young woman who likes a good fuck and then cuddle until the sun or Vlad comes up, which ever comes first. The ideal candidate will must be experienced, inventive, willing to make new friends, bilingual and not camera shy.

Applicants must have a high school diploma or a GED, be comfortable in group situation and must pass a drug and HIV test.