When has porn gone just a little too sick...

[skipthisone]

Was browsing through some ebay porn looking for something cheap and easy and came across this....I am worried about the human race now....here is the description and review...*shivers*


Bongwater Butt Babes
Dir: Joe Gallant
www.blackmirror.com


Do you remember life before the microwave oven? What about the TV remote control? Can you imagine how different things would be without mobile phones? Once you buy this video you’re going to feel the same way, like, “How the fuck did I ever survive without Bongwater Butt Babes?”

I can’t say enough good things about this video, it is by far my favourite porn ever made. I can’t even remember the name of my old favourite. Sure, the girls may not be the prettiest, the picture quality not the best, but that’s not the point. Girls smoke weed out of their assholes in this video! And that’s all that matters. It’s absolute genius and though I no longer smoke weed, with all the things I’ve tried to stick up girls’ asses over the years I can’t believe I never thought of trying a bong.

I know you’re curious, so here’s how it works: an IV bag of water is pumped into a girl’s rectum; then a bottomless bong is inserted in her ass; marijuana is lit; the water in her ass bubbles like typical bong water and someone gets high. Only a few hits can be taken before the girl has to cork her hole with her finger and run to the bathroom; the bong water doubles as an enema and shit sprays everywhere. I personally enjoy the one girl who simply pulls the bong out of her ass and shoots shit all over the white wall in her living room.

I was sold after the first scene but director Joe Gallant chose to one-up it and in the second scene he attaches a clear tube to the top of the bong, allowing the girl to smoke out of her own ass. The image is visually stunning. I wish that Gallant had a large photo of the act that I could frame and hang over my mantel.

[Casperr]

LMAO!!!!!

Ah the weird and wonderful world we live in!!

Teeheheheeee!!!!

CasperTG

[Lilith]

Well obviously this is a prime example of the creativity that occurs while using the all inspiring herb. You know I am sure they were just sitting around passing the doobie when one of them said...I wonder if I can make a bong out of my ass.~rotflmao

[Scarlett]

That's just gross.

[RandyGal]

PARRRRRRR.......TAY!!!!!!!!! :p


That's one of those movies that'd be like a train wreck. Ya can't bear to watch, and yet, ya can't avert your eyes......you find yourself riveted to the screen! :p :D



Can't you just hear the director now?

"Scene one, take two...aaanndd....................ACTION!"

ROTFLMAO

[skipthisone]

I think it would be funny right up to the point where the shit blows up against the wall...then i think i would be done.

[RandyGal]

Originally posted by skipthisone
I think it would be funny right up to the point where the shit blows up against the wall...then i think i would be done.


I dunno...I'm sort of sick that way.
I'm SURE I'd be yelling something out loud when it happened though...like........


"THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!" or sumtin' like dat. :p

[Steph]

I've smoked many a joint in my day and that idea has never occurred to me. It will also never happen to me!

Soooooooo gross!

[Lovediva]

Hopefully it was just some homegrown. ROTFLMFAO!!!:D

Also gives new meaning to reef-her...LOL :D

[Ananke]

Having experienced the herb many times I can say that something even similar to that has never crossed my mind, and I'm a pretty open person for trying new things. To each there own lol!

[babybunny]

:eek: <-- thats my look...Hehe

[bigvolfan]

I'm with you skipthisone, i have been know to get out there on the wild side, but NO Thanks to these.

[Loulabelle]

My Sis and I recently had a conversation about how she felt "Rocco's Sex Trainer 8" was, in her words, 'too porn' (haven't seen it, but apparently the rimming grossed her out).

I can't help but wonder what she'd think of this! LOL

[Midnight Kiss]

OMG, LMAO, but I think I would be like RandyGal and have to watch to the end just because it would be too damn werid, LOL. But not my cup of tea at all.

[skipthisone]

Originally posted by Loulabelle
My Sis and I recently had a conversation about how she felt "Rocco's Sex Trainer 8" was, in her words, 'too porn' (haven't seen it, but apparently the rimming grossed her out).

I can't help but wonder what she'd think of this! LOL

OMG...she just hasnt had the right rimmer....

[Loulabelle]

I agree Skip, but I wasn't about to tell her that..... ;)

My sister and I couldn't be more different in our sexual tastes! LOL

[Cheyanne]

Blowing Smoke out of yer ass...... hmmmmmmm.... people with too much time on their hands.. and I guess to each their own.

Personally, I think it is stupid, but I am sure that there are people out there who would purchase the video...... :eek:

[cbass1976]

that is pretty sick

[Sharni]

Good Gawd....who would buy such a video!!

EEeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[osuche]

OMG...I'll NEVER smoke pot... YUCK!!!!!!


Have to wonder if woman has any common sense...

[Lilith]

On complete accident I stumbled across this today!!!!!!

[Cheyanne]

LOL....

***Thud***

(climbs off of the floor and back into my chair)

Lilith, where were you walking when you stumbled???

[Lilith]

MASSTERPIECE PLAYHOUSE: LESBIAN PAINT ENEMAS

Dir: Joe Gallant
www.blackmirror.com
Rating: 10

I am a Renaissance man. I write, paint (not like the women in this video, who do paint enemas and shoot paint and faeces out of their asses onto the canvas), I take photos, draw, direct and occasional make rap music. Granted, I am not particularly good at these things (especially the rapping) but I enjoy them nonetheless.
I don’t consider myself an artist, due to the homosexual stigma that seems to go with the title, but I’m sure one day, after my death, I will be revered as one of the great artists to have ever come out of New Jersey.

Yet like so many who are discovered after their passing my art was shunned during my life, and I was once thrown out of a drawing class. The class was a three-dimensional-drawing class. Too bad I can only draw one-dimensionally. But I thought my obvious artistic gift would shine through and the drawing teacher would be forced to give me high marks. She asked us to draw the human form as we saw it.

And so I drew a big-breasted naked woman wearing KISS make-up (see illustration below). I was finished before the others had uncapped their markers. “This is not a race,” she told me. “Genius doesn’t wait for the pack to catch up,” I responded. She asked to see my work and then made the face people make when someone shits in their mouth. She showed the class. They all laughed. I was shocked. Then she said, “I don’t think things are going to work out for you and I.” Defeated, I walked out, unsure of what to do next. Then I ran back in, shook my fist at her and said, “You haven’t heard the last of Chris Nieratko!” Then stormed off laughing like an evil maniac.

I’m just kidding. I didn’t really do that. But I wanted to.

[Aqua]

"Dude, that's pretty fucked up right there." - Stan Marsh

[shooter]

wow, i thought i was weird.........sounds good until the end when she can't hold back anymore......... who thinks this shit up?????

[Lilith]

OMG I am falling on the floor over your av shooter:p

[shooter]

did you like that one lilith? lol......i found it online and thought, what the hell......and then liked it so much, i had to use it..... I'm not that damn original.....lol

[shooter]

by the way, i like your favorite position.....sounds good to me..... :)

[rastapope]

wow..thats just disgusting =) I think if im in the mood for a bong hit ill just go about it the old fashioned way. I love my wifes ass but i dont think i care to see shit shoot all over my walls =) Got enough of that when the kids get a broken ass.

[gryphon]

OMG! that "shit" is just wrong! eeeeeeeewwwwww.......o.k. to each his own..but EEEEWWWWW! I'm sitting here thinking....could you imagine that openeing for the gallerie that would show those pieces...."WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL????"
ok mental image is way too much....Now this is going to be stuck in my head all damn day...LMAO

[BlondeCurlGirl]

OMG. :eek: I knew there was a reason I never tried pot. :eek:

I still haven't seen my first porn to comment on what I think is over the top, but this pretty much takes the cake even without me having things to compare to. Disgusting!

[skipthisone]

Porn Festival at BCG's house....everyone bring their faves...

[denny]

Lil just stumbled onto it. I'm sure it was just an accident. Everyone believes her, right.