COWGIRLTEASE is on the block!

[txgrneyes]

OK Guys it is your turn....

Now walking up the catwalk is the very lucious, passionate, sweet and innocent Cowgirltease.

But I have been told not to let the name fool you. So come guys lets open up and bid what ever you must to win her.


Now how much do you want to bid on her?


The closeing time is Friday, July 25,2003 @ 8:00 pm (central time)

[ryker]

Alright....i bid..... me and a tray of ice cubes in the penthouse suite

[mindboxer505]

One set of binding chains, two well-used paddles, one leather flogger, set of furry handcuffs, and a hottub of chocolate pudding with whipped cream and cherries on the side

[darogle]

I bid one weekend getaway. A glorious weekend at a secluded, romantic Bed & Breakfast. Breakfast in bed, massages, sensuous baths, good wine and the most mind altering sex you could dream of.

[Booger]

I bid a day in my dungeon with all the toys and me

[cowgirltease]

WOO HOO I LIKE THIS! ;)

Well, I guess you wanna see what you're bidding on HMMMMM?

Let's start with this one:

[cowgirltease]

How about another look?;) mmmmmmmmm kinda gettin turned on by all this attention.

[mindboxer505]

**raises bid**
vacation to Hawaii.......sweet lovemaking on the beach, and having your body lovingly carresses with silk scarves , then rubbing warm fragrant body oils in all the right places

[darogle]

I bid....
I bid one weekend getaway. A glorious weekend at a secluded, romantic Bed & Breakfast. Breakfast in bed, massages, sensuous baths, good wine and the most mind altering sex you could dream of.
AND a limousine to chauffeur us around town

[rastapope]

Hell with the limo. Hop in a jeep and go for a secluded camping trip with good old beer in place of wine ) Campfire, barbeque and then sex =) Sounds like a good time to me.

[ryker]

OKAY--- ME
A Tray of ice cubes
A penthouse Suite for two weeks
Massage twice a day
Bathed in the finest clearest spring water heated to just
the right temperature.
Dinner at the finest restaurants every night.
Moonlit walks.
Bed covered in the finest silk sheets.
Every toy you could ever want.
All your fantisies fullfilled.
The chance to explore your unending supply of orgasms.


:D :hot: :D

[cowgirltease]

Oh couldn't I just have all of you?:(

[Slow Ride]

I bid

A jumbo case of condoms

a hot oil massage kit

a candle light diner

a hot bubble bath(complete with candles & rose peddles)

soft music and dancing


(not listed in order)

[Ozling]

I Oz bid the following:

A gigantic lick
A coupon for infinite licks, wherever licks are sold
Pictures of myself ;)
A case of Frewt Lewps
A boogar doll you can lick all the time and it protests when you do
10 tons of good sweet lovin'
[Insert imaginary item here]
[Insert imaginary item here]
[Insert imaginary item here]
[Insert imaginary item here]


there, i win! =D

[FussyPucker]

*raises................ooops that's not gonna help things* hehehe
nice pic now where did I put my list of things I could use to bid???

[skipthisone]

Originally posted by txgrneyes
OK Guys it is your turn....

Now walking up the catwalk is the very lucious, passionate, sweet and innocent Cowgirltease.


This is just wrong....Sweet & Innocent....False advertising I tell you...:D

[T-S]

Full room and board at the motel ;) :D

[cowgirltease]

Originally posted by skipthisone
This is just wrong....Sweet & Innocent....False advertising I tell you...:D


Now, now Skippy darling, We don't want want to give these men the wrong impression of me now do we? Prrrrrrrrr!;)

[skipthisone]

Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it.

[cowgirltease]

Originally posted by skipthisone
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it.

Cowgirltease gets down on all fours and rubs her belly on his foot with her tail up in the air.:D :hot:

[mindboxer505]

***ups the ante*****
okay..........I'll come to your place.......paint it inside and out, take you out to the restaurant of your choice, even if it is in Kukamunga.....bring you back home and give you more orgasms than your mind can handle :) :) :) :)

[skipthisone]

Ok, fine Ill bid...

1st Ill take you shopping for something fabulous to wear out
Then Ill take you to an expensive dinner and make the waiter stay under the table priming you the entire meal.
Then I will take you on a week long cruise where the only things we do are sexual and sun oriented.
Then Ill do you the biggest favor and disapear ;)

[2-4-tea]

ok this is my bid I bid this a weekend starting on a friday night I would greet you with roses and different flowers I would have us a candle light dinner complete witha nice bottle of asti after we eat we do some slow dancing to some romantic songs playing we lay by the fire and kiss lightly. I would pick you up and carry you to the bathroom where I would wash you form head to toe and shave your legs and anything else you wanted shaved.I would put you ina big white towel and carry you to the bed room where it would be candle light and I would paint your finger and toe nails then massage you from head to toe both with my hands and mouth and then make love to you all night after we made love I would hold you until you fell asleep .If you like and want what I would have planned for Saturday and Sunday let me know

[Aqua]

Originally posted by skipthisone
Ok, fine Ill bid...

1st Ill take you shopping for something fabulous to wear out
Then Ill take you to an expensive dinner and make the waiter stay under the table priming you the entire meal.
Then I will take you on a week long cruise where the only things we do are sexual and sun oriented.
Then Ill do you the biggest favor and disapear ;)
Damn, Cowgirl... If you pass this up.. I'll take it! :p

[Vicious Tease]

I just bought a new digital camera. I volunteer my services as camera person for the winner and his prize. :lust:

[grotochp]

ok i bid a dinner of your choice
desert of your choice
a full body massage
and let you do anything you want to me and i will do anything you want me to you
a pearl necklace and tennis bracelet and a toe ring to give you memorys of the night or week of your desires

[skipthisone]

Originally posted by Aqua
Damn, Cowgirl... If you pass this up.. I'll take it! :p

You can have it any night you wish stud boy ;)

[skipthisone]

Originally posted by Vicious Tease
I just bought a new digital camera. I volunteer my services as camera person for the winner and his prize. :lust:

At the risk of veering this thread off course (is ok I am winning anyway ;) ) We better well see a whole boat-load of pics soon if you have a camera....

[cowgirltease]

Cowgirltease steps down from the catwalk and saunters over to Skipthisone in the crowd. As the song of George Thorogood's "Bad To The Bone" strikes up she begins a lap dance over him wearing nothing but a feather boa. She leans down with a broad smile across her lips and whispers in his ear "who's winning now?":D

[txgrneyes]

Ok...at the request of the lovely Cowgirltease....the bid will taken until Monday July 28,2003....


but I am sure this is just because she loves all the attention....now boys lets give her some....up those bids....

[ryker]

OKAY--- ME
A Tray of ice cubes
A penthouse Suite for two weeks
Massage twice a day
Bathed in the finest clearest spring water heated to just
the right temperature.
Unlimited Gold Card.
Private shopping at the best designer clothes stores.
Dinner at the finest restaurants every night.
Moonlit walks.
Bed covered in the finest silk sheets.
Every toy you could ever want.
All your fantisies fullfilled.
The chance to explore your unending supply of orgasms.
A limo and I will drive you to all the other bidders homes and take pictures.:D

[dm383]

Originally posted by skipthisone
At the risk of veering this thread off course (is ok I am winning anyway ;) ) We better well see a whole boat-load of pics soon if you have a camera....


VT, I definitely, totally,completely agree with Skip's ^^ comment!! (Be nice to SEE who I've been playing tennis with!!! :D )


And Skip....... who said YOU were winning?????? LOL


DM

[cowgirltease]

MMMMMMMMMmmmm! 2-4-tea and Grotochp this is for you! ;)



MMMMMMM! TASTY!;)

[cowgirltease]

And for the rest of you sexy guys! :)



Ride This!

[mindboxer505]

WooooooooooooHoooooooooooooooooooo
****reaches through his screen to spank that hot bottom ******

[T-S]

Originally posted by cowgirltease
MMMMMMMMMmmmm! 2-4-tea and Grotochp this is for you! ;)



MMMMMMM! TASTY!;)

The rest of us not get a pre-bid taste ;)

[Bilbo]

My bid:
Hot Australian Sun
Golden secluded beach
Me and my cock
Sharni and her tongue

[txgrneyes]

Ok guys you can do better than this....

[Ozling]

I bid myself six or seven....thousand times fold!

[2-4-tea]

I know I can. green eyes on Saturday I would wake you with my tounge all over your body and then serve you breakfast in bed.After that we have shower play time. Then its off to the beach and boardwalk where we have fun and excitment under the boardwalk. After we get back we get ready for dinner and the limo picks us up. We have a great night out at dinner walk back to the beach witha bottle of Asti and watch the waves along the beach. As the sun rises we are too busy to notice and go back to my place for what Sunday has in hold for us . If you like tell me you want more

[Booger]

ok I'll up my bid to 2 days dungeon with me

[ryker]

OKAY--- ME
A unlimited supply of ice cubes
A penthouse Suite for ONE MONTH
Bathed everyday in the finest clearest spring water heated to just the right temperature.
Unlimited Gold Card.
Private shopping at the best designer clothes stores.
Dinner at the finest restaurants every night.
Moonlit walks on a private beach.
Bed covered in the finest silk sheets.
Every toy you could ever want.
All your fantisies fullfilled.
The chance to explore your unending supply of orgasms.
Your very own personal Jello Pit in your favorite flavour.
A new female playmate each day.
A limo and I will drive you to all the other bidders homes and take pictures.:D :hot: :D

[skipthisone]

I'm still declaring myself the victum....i mean winner

[txgrneyes]

Well it looks like we might have a hard choice ahead of us. But as I see it, it is either ryker or 2-4-tea at this point...

But there is still time....

[cowgirltease]

I dunno TXGRNEYES. Bilbo is offering A THREESOME. That's pretty hard to beat!!!!!!!!!!!:hot:






Skipthisone: PUT UP OR SHUT UP! :D

[Bad_Shrek]

Right My go! beat this guys!


Friday after work your personal Strech picks you up outside work (beeping the horn to make sure all your mates see it) with 100 red roses (Depricked) gently lying on the floor of the limo, taking you to the nearest airport which takes you to NY then you board the Concorde which is booked entirely for you with noone else to get in your way, flies you straight to london where the next strech picks you up and whisks you off to a secluded Scottish castle in the highlands This is where you are taken straight to your room and given a wardrobe full of VL, Versace, and other designers.

Here you place the best dress on you can find and you will walk down the grand staircase to the music of your favourite artist playing personally for you and you meet me, standing there waiting with baited breath for you. We have a meal of the finest quality cooked by the best chef in the land and we drink Crystal all night till its time to retire to the grand bedroom! when you walk in you will find the kingsize 4 poster bed waiting for you with 1001 french red rose petals strewn onto the bed and i whisk you off your feet and carry you over the threshold! then i place you gently on the bed and I then proceed to make the sweetest love to you until you scream for me to be your bronco! then BANG!

how does that sound?

[2-4-tea]

ok so sunday morning after we get back to my place I amke you breakfast and we shower getting the sand out of our asses.I take you into the bed room which i have the bed covered in rose pedels I lay you into it. I look into your eyes and see how beautiful your green eyes are and softly kiss your mouth, my hand runs into your hair as our kiss gets deeper and deeper as he embrace closer and closer I start to caress you all over as my mouth starts kissing different parts of your body............ This story will continue if I win you and I promise you that you will be happy with the ending

[cowgirltease]

Cowgirltease swoons from all the erotic offers. :dizzy: She is really having a difficult time trying to choose. So, she offers you this to see what happens.

Good luck Men!;)

[ryker]

OKAY--- ME
A unlimited supply of ice cubes
A penthouse Suite for ONE MONTH here in sunny Australia.
Bathed everyday in the finest clearest spring water heated to just the right temperature.
Unlimited Gold Card.
Private shopping at the best designer clothes stores.
Dinner at the finest restaurants every night.
Moonlit walks on a private beach.
Bed covered in the finest silk sheets.
Gold plated spurs for you hand tooled boots.
A yard full of unbroken stallions.
Every toy you could ever want.
All your fantisies fullfilled.
The chance to explore your unending supply of orgasms.
Your very own personal Jello Pit in your favorite flavour.
A new female playmate each day.
A limo and I will drive you to all the other bidders homes for all the threesomes you can handle and take pictures.
:D :hot: :D

[cowgirltease]

OMG, Ryker! I think you just outbid everybody!!!!!!!!!!!:hot:

[Bad_Shrek]

you call that a bid??????? ROFL

[Bad_Shrek]

"well its been a weird set of days everynite since thursday i bin drunk! thursday was the best nite me and rob went 2 a party and quite frankly i was off my trolly i fell down my stairs and now have carpet burn up my arse rob was concerned!! also i had the best sex off my life so good i was moanin so loud rob was covering my mouth!!!! " That was a quote from my ex's website

Cowgirltease that could be you!

[denny]

How about one twenty dollar double eagle gold piece? Just about as hot as you!!!

[darogle]

I bid one weekend getaway. A glorious weekend at a secluded, romantic Bed & Breakfast. Breakfast in bed, massages, sensuous baths, good wine and the most mind altering sex you could dream of.
AND a limousine to chauffeur us around town...
AND if we have a limousine, we sure can't let that go to waste!
I'll put up the partition (we'd hate to have the chauffeur TOO distracted...we might crash), open the moon roof, and pour you your favorite drink. Nevermind a drink for me...I'm going to be busy working you into a state of delirium with my tongue. I'll only stop until you beg me to!
Then after straightening up a bit to be presentable, we'll stop and have dinner at the restaurant of your choice. Then on to a good night spot for some dancing.
Teasing and grinding each other on the dance floor will certainly get us in the mood for what is to come later that night...
I'd like to say that I'd have the restraint to wait for us to get back to the room to take you in everyway conceivable...but I'd be a liar. I'd have to have you in the back of the limo on the way there.
Once back in the room, I would be at your bidding. Any desire is yours for the asking.
The next morning would again bring breakfast in bed, a leisurely bath and a massage.
Then off to shopping and dining our day away.
That night we fly off to catch the cruise that leaves the next morning. Carribean, Alaska, the Pacific, or the Mediterranian...it's your choice. 7 days of the crew waiting on you hand and foot. 7 nights of me pleasing you from head to toe...
AND a bucket of ice
AND a trip for your hubby to tour the strip clubs of Oklahoma so he doesn't bitch when you get home! :)

[ryker]

ME, wearing only my boots, hat and Championship buckle.
A unlimited supply of ice cubes
A penthouse Suite for ONE MONTH here in sunny Australia.
Bathed everyday in the finest clearest spring water heated to just the right temperature.
Unlimited Gold Card.
Private shopping at the best designer clothes stores.
Dinner at the finest restaurants every night.
Moonlit walks on a private beach.
Bed covered in the finest silk sheets.
Gold plated spurs for you hand tooled boots.
A yard full of unbroken stallions.
Every toy you could ever want.
All your fantisies fullfilled.
The chance to explore your unending supply of orgasms.
Your very own personal Jello Pit in your favorite flavour.
A new female playmate each day.(For you and hubby,keep him quiet lmao).
A limo and I will drive you to all the other bidders homes for all the threesomes you can handle (Including TXGRNEYES and Booger) and take pictures.
:D :hot: :D

[darogle]

bid one weekend getaway. A glorious weekend at a secluded, romantic Bed & Breakfast. Breakfast in bed, massages, sensuous baths, good wine and the most mind altering sex you could dream of.
AND a limousine to chauffeur us around town...
AND if we have a limousine, we sure can't let that go to waste!
I'll put up the partition (we'd hate to have the chauffeur TOO distracted...we might crash), open the moon roof, and pour you your favorite drink. Nevermind a drink for me...I'm going to be busy working you into a state of delirium with my tongue. I'll only stop until you beg me to!
Then after straightening up a bit to be presentable, we'll stop and have dinner at the restaurant of your choice. Then on to a good night spot for some dancing.
Teasing and grinding each other on the dance floor will certainly get us in the mood for what is to come later that night...
I'd like to say that I'd have the restraint to wait for us to get back to the room to take you in everyway conceivable...but I'd be a liar. I'd have to have you in the back of the limo on the way there.
Once back in the room, I would be at your bidding. Any desire is yours for the asking.
The next morning would again bring breakfast in bed, a leisurely bath and a massage.
Then off to shopping and dining our day away.
That night we fly off to catch the cruise that leaves the next morning. Carribean, Alaska, the Pacific, or the Mediterranian...it's your choice. 7 days of the crew waiting on you hand and foot. 7 nights of me pleasing you from head to toe...
AND a bucket of ice
AND a trip for your hubby to tour the strip clubs of Oklahoma so he doesn't bitch when you get home!
AND an unlimited shopping spree at the toy store (and I ain't talking about Toys 'r Us!)
AND a private jet ride (admittedly this is a bit selfish of me...I've always wanted to join the Mile High Club, and would love for it to be with you!)

[Bad_Shrek]

Ill Fly you (PERSONALLY) to venice take you out on a gondola (If thats right) sing to you my special song that i wrote only for you then we go for the most romatic meal, then its time for me to take you to the grand hotel where ill take you to the best room where i will make the best love to you possible (See above post) and you will not have anything like it before! it will be where you cannot speak because you are in pure ecstasy! you will be untouchable! i will treat you like the Princess you are and life will be perfect for eternity! you will have only one chance to live your perfect life with the best sex imaginable (See above post), all the praise you deserve and then ONLY then will you be in the place closest resembaling heaven! It will be heaven with me! oh and whoever you want with you Including RYKER (if he accepts that my bids better than his and we can have a truce)

Oh and you can have all this aswell!

ME, wearing only my boots, hat and Championship buckle.
A unlimited supply of ice cubes
A penthouse Suite for ONE MONTH here in sunny Australia.
Bathed everyday in the finest clearest spring water heated to just the right temperature.
Unlimited Gold Card.
Private shopping at the best designer clothes stores.
Dinner at the finest restaurants every night.
Moonlit walks on a private beach.
Bed covered in the finest silk sheets.
Gold plated spurs for you hand tooled boots.
A yard full of unbroken stallions.
Every toy you could ever want.
All your fantisies fullfilled.
The chance to explore your unending supply of orgasms.
Your very own personal Jello Pit in your favorite flavour.
A new female playmate each day.(For you and hubby,keep him quiet lmao).
A limo and I will drive you to all the other bidders homes for all the threesomes you can handle (Including TXGRNEYES and Booger) and take pictures


And i look better than all the rest honest!

[txgrneyes]

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[darogle]

bid one weekend getaway. A glorious weekend at a secluded, romantic Bed & Breakfast. Breakfast in bed, massages, sensuous baths, good wine and the most mind altering sex you could dream of.
AND a limousine to chauffeur us around town...
AND if we have a limousine, we sure can't let that go to waste!
I'll put up the partition (we'd hate to have the chauffeur TOO distracted...we might crash), open the moon roof, and pour you your favorite drink. Nevermind a drink for me...I'm going to be busy working you into a state of delirium with my tongue. I'll only stop until you beg me to!
Then after straightening up a bit to be presentable, we'll stop and have dinner at the restaurant of your choice. Then on to a good night spot for some dancing.
Teasing and grinding each other on the dance floor will certainly get us in the mood for what is to come later that night...
I'd like to say that I'd have the restraint to wait for us to get back to the room to take you in everyway conceivable...but I'd be a liar. I'd have to have you in the back of the limo on the way there.
Once back in the room, I would be at your bidding. Any desire is yours for the asking.
The next morning would again bring breakfast in bed, a leisurely bath and a massage.
Then off to shopping and dining our day away.
That night we fly off to catch the cruise that leaves the next morning. Carribean, Alaska, the Pacific, or the Mediterranian...it's your choice. 7 days of the crew waiting on you hand and foot. 7 nights of me pleasing you from head to toe...
AND a bucket of ice
AND a trip for your hubby to tour the strip clubs of Oklahoma so he doesn't bitch when you get home!
AND an unlimited shopping spree at the toy store (and I ain't talking about Toys 'r Us!)
AND a private jet ride (admittedly this is a bit selfish of me...I've always wanted to join the Mile High Club, and would love for it to be with you!)

PLUS...I'll match 10 of your favorite items from any of the other bidders!

[ryker]

Bad_Shrek and I have decided to join forces and bid the following:

ME, wearing only my boots, hat and Championship buckle.
A unlimited supply of ice cubes
A penthouse Suite for ONE MONTH here in sunny Australia.
Bathed everyday in the finest clearest spring water heated to just the right temperature.
Unlimited Gold Card.
Private shopping at the best designer clothes stores.
Dinner at the finest restaurants every night.
Moonlit walks on a private beach.
Bed covered in the finest silk sheets.
Gold plated spurs for you hand tooled boots.
A yard full of unbroken stallions.
Every toy you could ever want.
All your fantisies fullfilled.
The chance to explore your unending supply of orgasms.
Your very own personal Jello Pit in your favorite flavour.
A new female playmate each day.(For you and hubby,keep him quiet lmao).
A limo and I will drive you to all the other bidders homes for all the threesomes you can handle (Including TXGRNEYES and Booger) and take pictures.

Then I hand you over to Bad_Shrek:

Ill Fly you (PERSONALLY) to venice take you out on a gondola (If thats right) sing to you my special song that i wrote only for you then we go for the most romatic meal, then its time for me to take you to the grand hotel where ill take you to the best room where i will make the best love to you possible (See above post) and you will not have anything like it before! it will be where you cannot speak because you are in pure ecstasy! you will be untouchable! i will treat you like the Princess you are and life will be perfect for eternity! you will have only one chance to live your perfect life with the best sex imaginable (See above post), all the praise you deserve and then ONLY then will you be in the place closest resembaling heaven! It will be heaven with me! oh and whoever you want with you.

Then Bad_Shrek and I will personally deliver you to darogle.

:D :hot: :D

[darogle]

bid one weekend getaway. A glorious weekend at a secluded, romantic Bed & Breakfast. Breakfast in bed, massages, sensuous baths, good wine and the most mind altering sex you could dream of.
AND a limousine to chauffeur us around town...
AND if we have a limousine, we sure can't let that go to waste!
I'll put up the partition (we'd hate to have the chauffeur TOO distracted...we might crash), open the moon roof, and pour you your favorite drink. Nevermind a drink for me...I'm going to be busy working you into a state of delirium with my tongue. I'll only stop until you beg me to!
Then after straightening up a bit to be presentable, we'll stop and have dinner at the restaurant of your choice. Then on to a good night spot for some dancing.
Teasing and grinding each other on the dance floor will certainly get us in the mood for what is to come later that night...
I'd like to say that I'd have the restraint to wait for us to get back to the room to take you in everyway conceivable...but I'd be a liar. I'd have to have you in the back of the limo on the way there.
Once back in the room, I would be at your bidding. Any desire is yours for the asking.
The next morning would again bring breakfast in bed, a leisurely bath and a massage.
Then off to shopping and dining our day away.
That night we fly off to catch the cruise that leaves the next morning. Carribean, Alaska, the Pacific, or the Mediterranian...it's your choice. 7 days of the crew waiting on you hand and foot. 7 nights of me pleasing you from head to toe...
AND a bucket of ice
AND a trip for your hubby to tour the strip clubs of Oklahoma so he doesn't bitch when you get home!
AND an unlimited shopping spree at the toy store (and I ain't talking about Toys 'r Us!)
AND a private jet ride (admittedly this is a bit selfish of me...I've always wanted to join the Mile High Club, and would love for it to be with you!)

PLUS...I'll match 10 of your favorite items from any of the other bidders!

PLUS...I'll guarantee that we'll try any and all of the positions in the complete Kama Sutra that you desire

PLUS...We'll post a thread to all of Pixies for suggestions. Each that you enjoy, I will do! (Just in case the creative minds out there think of something we might otherwise miss!)

[Bad_Shrek]

Ryker and I have decided to join forces and bid the following:

Firstly I will Let Ryker be the starter:

ME, wearing only my boots, hat and Championship buckle.
A unlimited supply of ice cubes
A penthouse Suite for ONE MONTH here in sunny Australia.
Bathed everyday in the finest clearest spring water heated to just the right temperature.
Unlimited Gold Card.
Private shopping at the best designer clothes stores.
Dinner at the finest restaurants every night.
Moonlit walks on a private beach.
Bed covered in the finest silk sheets.
Gold plated spurs for you hand tooled boots.
A yard full of unbroken stallions.
Every toy you could ever want.
All your fantisies fullfilled.
The chance to explore your unending supply of orgasms.
Your very own personal Jello Pit in your favorite flavour.
A new female playmate each day.(For you and hubby,keep him quiet lmao).
A limo and I will drive you to all the other bidders homes for all the threesomes you can handle (Including TXGRNEYES and Booger) and take pictures.

Then I Shall Take you and become the main course!:

Friday after work your personal Strech picks you up outside work (beeping the horn to make sure all your mates see it) with 100 red roses (Depricked) gently lying on the floor of the limo, taking you to the nearest airport which takes you to NY then you board the Concorde which is booked entirely for you with noone else to get in your way, flies you straight to london where the next strech picks you up and whisks you off to a secluded Scottish castle in the highlands This is where you are taken straight to your room and given a wardrobe full of VL, Versace, and other designers.

Here you place the best dress on you can find and you will walk down the grand staircase to the music of your favourite artist playing personally for you and you meet me, standing there waiting with baited breath for you. We have a meal of the finest quality cooked by the best chef in the land and we drink Crystal all night till its time to retire to the grand bedroom! when you walk in you will find the kingsize 4 poster bed waiting for you with 1001 french red rose petals strewn onto the bed and i whisk you off your feet and carry you over the threshold! then i place you gently on the bed and I then proceed to make the sweetest love to you until you scream for me to be your bronco! then BANG! You feel good but the best isnt yet!

Ryker and I will become the Dessert!

Ill Fly you (PERSONALLY) to venice take you out on a gondola (If thats right) sing to you my special song that i wrote only for you then we go for the most romatic meal, then its time for me to take you to the grand hotel where ill take you to the best room where i will make the best love to you possible (See above post) and you will not have anything like it before! it will be where you cannot speak because you are in pure ecstasy! you will be untouchable! i will treat you like the Princess you are and life will be perfect for eternity! you will have only one chance to live your perfect life with the best sex imaginable (See above post), all the praise you deserve and then ONLY then will you be in the place closest resembaling heaven! It will be heaven with me (And Ryker)! You will be amazed at what Ryker and I can do for you and only YOU!!

[darogle]

all the above and a box of envelopes!

[Bad_Shrek]

oh and well (Ryker and I) will

bid one weekend getaway. A glorious weekend at a secluded, romantic Bed & Breakfast. Breakfast in bed, massages, sensuous baths, good wine and the most mind altering sex you could dream of.
AND a limousine to chauffeur us around town...
AND if we have a limousine, we sure can't let that go to waste!
I'll put up the partition (we'd hate to have the chauffeur TOO distracted...we might crash), open the moon roof, and pour you your favorite drink. Nevermind a drink for me...I'm going to be busy working you into a state of delirium with my tongue. I'll only stop until you beg me to!
Then after straightening up a bit to be presentable, we'll stop and have dinner at the restaurant of your choice. Then on to a good night spot for some dancing.
Teasing and grinding each other on the dance floor will certainly get us in the mood for what is to come later that night...
I'd like to say that I'd have the restraint to wait for us to get back to the room to take you in everyway conceivable...but I'd be a liar. I'd have to have you in the back of the limo on the way there.
Once back in the room, I would be at your bidding. Any desire is yours for the asking.
The next morning would again bring breakfast in bed, a leisurely bath and a massage.
Then off to shopping and dining our day away.
That night we fly off to catch the cruise that leaves the next morning. Carribean, Alaska, the Pacific, or the Mediterranian...it's your choice. 7 days of the crew waiting on you hand and foot. 7 nights of me pleasing you from head to toe...
AND a bucket of ice
AND a trip for your hubby to tour the strip clubs of Oklahoma so he doesn't bitch when you get home!
AND an unlimited shopping spree at the toy store (and I ain't talking about Toys 'r Us!)
AND a private jet ride (admittedly this is a bit selfish of me...I've always wanted to join the Mile High Club, and would love for it to be with you!)

PLUS...I'll match 10 of your favorite items from any of the other bidders!

PLUS...I'll guarantee that we'll try any and all of the positions in the complete Kama Sutra that you desire

PLUS...We'll post a thread to all of Pixies for suggestions. Each that you enjoy, I will do! (Just in case the creative minds out there think of something we might otherwise miss!)

Copyright Bad_Shrek!

[Bad_Shrek]

Oh and ill use my Very British (James Bond Style) Charm to Woo you and Ryker will use his Aussie Wit and hilarity to keep you happy and ill give you what everyone else does x infinity

[txgrneyes]

ok...guys you outdone yourselves...so the winner is ......

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.......a three way tie..........

ryker.........darogle..........and Bad_Shrek

sorry but your all just to yummy to choose just one!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cowgirltease]

Thank you all verrrry much. But, These last three guys darn near had a fist fight in the chatroom. so what can a girl do?? ;) LOL

But, I can say I think all of you are winners in my book.;) :hot:

[White Noise]

Damn - sure there can't be late bids? *LOL*

[Incubated]

A set of Platinum and diamond Bvulgari earings and a bottle of Verve Cliquot Ponsardin in the jacuzzi...

[cowgirltease]

Puuuuurrrrr!!!! Diamonds!!!! :eek:
I see some new meat er..... I mean men want to bid.:D Hmmmmm, * makes a note to talk to Txgrneyes about this.*;) :slurp: