Flying Underpants Cause Highway Crash

[dadaist]

Flying Underpants Cause Highway Crash
Jul 22, 10:27 am ET

BERLIN (Reuters) - A pair of flying underpants caused a crash on a German highway when they landed on a driver's face and blocked his view, police said Tuesday.

A police spokesman in the central town of Gotha said one of a group of naked men in a van threw the underwear into a Volkswagen Passat as they passed it on a busy stretch of one of Germany's notoriously speedy autobahns.

"The underpants landed on the driver's face, causing him to ram the truck ahead from behind," said the spokesman, adding that he did not know why the men were driving along naked.

No one was hurt in the crash, but police are hunting the owner of the underpants for failing to stop at the scene.

[dadaist]

Be careful if you ever go driving in Germany, PF. :p

[ryker]

The Attack of The Deadly Flying Underpants....lmao

[RandyGal]

Originally posted by dadaist


No one was hurt in the crash, but police are hunting the owner of the underpants for failing to stop at the scene. [/B]


ROLLINGONTHEFLOORLAFFINGMYBUTTOFF!!!!!


Now...my question is...you know the story of Cinderella? You know. She loses her glass slipper and they have to go out and find the owner? They have to try the glass slipper on all these women to find the real owner...........

is that how they're gonna find the owner of the flying underpants? :p


p.s. yes. i'm also the queen of clipart! i have something for all occasions. LMAO

[dadaist]

RandyGal, to steal a phrase whose source I don't remember (but for some reason I suspect it was Garfield)

"I don't know, and if I did know, I don't think I'd wanna know."

[Ozling]

thats gotta be one of the most awkward stories ive heard in a while

[FussyPucker]

You know it's really quite odd but since I tend to have a large amount of time on my hands here at work I look through some news websites.............I always end up in the "oddly enough" section of yahoo news which is where I read this story yesterday................the thing I've noticed is that the most bizarre stories seem to always come from Germany ! here's a couple of examples there was a story about a famous ex-porn star that's now moonlighting a few nights a week in a german brother because she's addicted to sex. Also a German man was arrested and charged with failing to report an accident, he wasn't charged with causing the accident by hitting a road sign while he was driving and having sex with a hitchhiker he'd just picked up !!! OK and to top it all off there's this story:-

German police deployed a helicopter Monday to track and kill a ferocious little pig after it attacked some cows, chasing one around a barn until it died.

The knee-high animal, described by police as a Siamese pot-bellied pig, entered the barn near the western German town of Geldern Monday morning.

"One cow died after being chased round the barn, and a second cow suffered bite wounds," said police spokesman Dieter Brauers. "We thought it might be infected with rabies because it was so aggressive."

Police launched a search for the pig, scrambling a helicopter, which located it in a nearby field. "We surrounded the field and a marksman killed it with a single shot," said Brauers.

Them German's is crazy people !!!

[gekkogecko]

Ah, Dadaist, I notice you posted this story: by the time stamp, early this morning, a few hours before I did. Maybe we should co-operate and have our own thread to avoid duplicating each other's efforts int he future.

[Cobalt]

PF needs to go there, he could collect even more. LOL

[RandyGal]

Originally posted by Cobalt
PF needs to go there, he could collect even more. LOL


Cobalt, I have a feeling this story is Pantyfanatics wet dream come true! :p

(only the panties really SHOULD be sexy girly ones) LOL LOL

[dadaist]

Maybe instead of having bridges infamous for people jumping off of them, we should have bridges infamous for panties being thrown off of them? :p

[RandyGal]

I don't think we need to go that far.

Perhaps just street or highway signs warning the dangers of flying underpants.

Yeah. I think that'll do it nicely. LMAO

[Scarecrow]

Hey Fussy I hear the story about the pot bellied pig on the local early morning TV Talk show. People around here have those pigs as pets.

[dadaist]

Originally posted by FussyPucker

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Them German's is crazy people !!!

go up to one of them and say
"Die Spinnen, die Deutschen" (which is almost literally calling Germans crazy) and see what kind of gestures you get as a result ;)

[dadaist]

Nothing about those wacky Krauts today on the Reuters or AP feeds though. Darn.


But how about a purple bear in Argentina?

http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20030723/D7SFEAEO3.html

I'm NOT making this one up, there's a pic!