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skipthisone
07-30-2003, 12:32 PM
That to me is the worst line in the world...but I know we pixies are more imaginative than that.

So here you are, caught by your SO with your pants around your ankles or your legs in the air with someone else....

How do you explain the situation??....be creative!!!
Lilith
07-30-2003, 12:42 PM
Rolls Aqua over~"Your turn next, skippy"
skipthisone
07-30-2003, 12:43 PM
Wait, were his legs up in the air or yours???
Lilith
07-30-2003, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by skipthisone
Wait, were his legs up in the air or yours???

Does it even matter?;)
skipthisone
07-30-2003, 12:51 PM
yes cause i need to know who is riding me
Aqua
07-30-2003, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by skipthisone
Wait, were his legs up in the air or yours???

Mayhaps it was one of each? :o
Sharni
07-30-2003, 01:33 PM
"It Wasn't Me" :D
WildIrish
07-30-2003, 01:34 PM
"I'm checking my sperm count" - obviously used when caught rubbing one out. (though my legs could've been up in the air as well)
txgrneyes
07-30-2003, 02:13 PM
Bout time you got here....now get in here. I said NOW!
Scarecrow
07-30-2003, 06:49 PM
Yes what see said -------^ ;)
Loulabelle
07-31-2003, 01:50 AM
How about:

'Oh hey honey! You should try him - he's goooooood.' ;)
lakritze
07-31-2003, 03:53 AM
Mrs lakritze,Meet your replacement.
dicksbro
07-31-2003, 05:37 AM
"Thanks, doc. When is my next checkup?"
jennaflower
07-31-2003, 06:46 PM
Well... if you helped me with this more often...........
Nubian
07-31-2003, 06:56 PM
I knew this belt was too loose to hold up my pants.
rabbit
07-31-2003, 07:05 PM
See, it's like this....she wanted someone to practice with so she would know what to do with her husband when she got married. Just trying to be a good neighbor!

:p


rabbit
LixyChick
07-31-2003, 08:46 PM
You only told me "no dating"! This isn't a date........he didn't even buy me dinner!
babybunny
08-01-2003, 09:42 AM
No Lixy he just dinned in. ;)
mindboxer505
08-01-2003, 10:08 AM
she's a nurse.......just wanted to show her this wierd lump........honest !
cowgirltease
08-01-2003, 01:29 PM
HE"S LOOKIN FOR CHIGGERS ;)
T-S
08-01-2003, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by Loulabelle
How about:

'Oh hey honey! You should try him - he's goooooood.' ;)

waiting for Fussy's reply ;) :D
seriousfun
08-01-2003, 02:06 PM
I did not have sexual relations with that woman
LixyChick
08-02-2003, 12:27 AM
LMAO bunny hunny!

From your keyboard to his eyes! ;)

To those wondering.........you'll have to scroll back!
osuche
08-02-2003, 01:25 PM
You always knew I aimed to please

:D
gryphon
08-02-2003, 05:58 PM
But honey, he slipped, really, I was just catching his fall!
Max_theHitMan
08-04-2003, 11:07 AM
As a man
I wouldn´t mind.
I would join in on the fun.
But after the party, he can go back to his house.
Come back some other day for tea and biscuits. :D
gekkogecko
08-04-2003, 03:48 PM
"OK, you go untie the Pope, and I'll scrape the mustard off the walls".
denny
08-04-2003, 04:13 PM
Honey, let me introduce my new therapist.
dicksbro
08-04-2003, 06:06 PM
Hmmm ... keep going ... I'm taking notes. :D :D