Yo' Mama

[skipthisone]

Yeah, yeah so I was bored...sue me!!... Add your own..


Yo' mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!

[WildIrish]

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

[Steph]

Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.

[Steph]

Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.

[Steph]

Yo mama's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F, and sometimes Wednesday too."

[skipthisone]

Yo' mama so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it!

[Steph]

Yo mama's so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone's.

[WildIrish]

Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.

[Lovediva]

Yo mama's so gross you can use her underwear scrapings for chip dip!

[Aqua]

Yo Mama's so fat, when she was leaving the circus, the elephant trainers shot her with a tranquilizer dart.

[Lilith]

Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

[Lilith]

Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

[Lilith]

Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

[Lilith]

Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

[Steph]

Originally posted by Lovediva
Yo mama's so gross you can use her underwear scrapings for chip dip!

Can we ban Lovediva for that one? :D

Ewwwwwwwwwww!:hot:

[skipthisone]

The only difference between yo' mama and a washing machine is, after you drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow you around!

[skipthisone]

Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!

[WildIrish]

Yo' mama's so fat, when I climbed on top of her I burned my ass on the light bulb.

[osuche]

Yo mama's so ugly, she'd make money as a look-alike for George W. Bush

[WildIrish]

Yo momma's so big, when we shout "kool-aid" she comes crashing through the wall.

[osuche]

Yo mama is such a bad cook, WeightWatcher's wants to buy her recipes.

[skipthisone]

Yo' mama so dumb, when she filled out her job application and it said ‘sex,’ she wrote “not lately

[WildIrish]

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she has to suck my dick sideways.

[skipthisone]

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

[WildIrish]

Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."

[osuche]

Yo Mama is so slutty, she's a regular guest on Jerry Springer.

[BIBI]

Yo Mama is so stupid that she thinks a "vibrating egg" is one that is really about to hatch!

[osuche]

Yo mama's so big that the egg would get crushed before use.

[BIBI]

Yo Mama is so dumb she thinks oral stimulation is a good conversation!

[BIBI]

Yo Mama's so dumb she thinks Fellatio is an opera singer!

[BIBI]

Yo Mama is such an idiot that she literally uses the receiver while having "phone sex"

[denny]

Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.

[BIBI]

Yo Mama is so dumb that she loves you anyway! :)

[denny]

Yo Momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

[osuche]

Yo mama is so ugly, she could be a George W. Bush double.

Hi Denny! Hope to talk to you soon sweetie...

[Eros]

Hey..let's get off mamma's.....I just got off yours!

[dancingrugger]

Yo mama so nasty, she made right guard turn left.

[dancingrugger]

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

[dancingrugger]

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her.

[BigBear57]

Yo' Momma so dumb, she thank Jerry Springer an evangelist,

[BigBear57]

She so ugly she gotta wear a sign, Don't look directly this way, can cause blisters on Yo' eyes.

[BigBear57]

She so fat when she sunbathe she gotta wear red lights on her tummy to warn pilots, no worries about her nips, they be gettin' the ground itch.

[BigBear57]

She stank so bad ain't no plants alive for 3 blocks around her house.