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Cheyanne
08-21-2003, 10:46 PM
Words and their meanings..
1. A clitoris is a type of flower
2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit
3. A vulva is an automobile from Sweden
4. The term spread eagle is an extinct bird
5. A fallopian tube is a part of a television set
6. It is dangerous to have a wet dream under an electric blanket
7. McDonald's golden arches is a phallus symbol
8. A vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble
9 Fellatio is an Italian designer
10. A menstrual cycle has three wheels
11. a G-string is a weapon used by G-men
12. Semen is a term for sailors
13.An anus is a Latin word denoting a period of time
14. Testicals are found on an octopus
15. Cunnilingus is a person who can speak four languages
16. Asphalt is a medical term to describe someone with rectal problem.
17. Kotex is a radio station in Texas
18. Masturbate is something used to catch large fish
19. Coitus is a musical instrument
20. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke
21. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute
22. A condom is an apartment complex
23. An orgasm is a person who sings in church
24. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry
25. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle
26. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East
27. An erection is when the Japanese vote for new government officials
28. Sodomy is a special kind of fast growing grass
29. Pornography is the business of making record albums
30. Genitals are people of Non-Jewish origins
31. Douche is the Italian word for twelve
32. An enema is someone who is not your friend
33. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese
34. Scrotum is a small planet near Uranus

LixyChick
08-22-2003, 03:17 PM
Um.......Yep! I knew that!

TeeHee!

PantyFanatic
08-22-2003, 04:28 PM
LMAO

10, 24 and 34. TOO much!!! :D

Kissy
08-23-2003, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by Cheyanne
25. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle


I could use a nice pickle right about now....no really!! :D

dicksbro
08-23-2003, 07:15 PM
Cheyanne, those are terrific. I love things like this. Thanks. :D :D

Cheyanne
08-23-2003, 08:51 PM
You all are very welcome!!! I thought that they were very funny and I wanted to share..... :D

skipthisone
08-26-2003, 07:31 AM
You made me laugh Cheyanne...that is wrong ...*evil eye*

ryker
08-26-2003, 07:37 PM
LMAO Cheyanne...where do you get these?

babybunny
08-27-2003, 10:11 AM
cute :)