Dive Dive Dive !!!!!!!!!!

[skipthisone]

Talk about sailor role play!!

For folks who want to explore the mysteries of the universe but can't get time on the Hubble Telescope, we have the Vibrating Periscope, which allows you to take a fantastic voyage into your loved one! The hard plastic vibrating shaft has a clear domed tip with a tiny light inside, and the base has a mirror and viewing port -- so you can look into the eyepiece and see whatever the clear dome is up against. Great for playing doctor, mad scientist, naughty nurse, or probing alien abductor! The vibrator isn't particularly powerful (although it is quiet!), but frankly, we're carrying this because of the viewing port, not the vibrator. The vibrator and light, which have separate on/off buttons, run off of 2 AA batteries (not included). Shaft is 6-1/2" x 1", 4-1/2" insertable.

Note: The shaft has a seam down its length; our Labs Testing Team didn't have a problem with it, but your mileage may vary. Also, the light does begin to heat up, so not for long play use.

(Shown front view on the left and side view on the right.) Happy spelunking!

[WildIrish]

I don't know if I need to see that!

[Lilith]

Can you imagine going to the emergency with lightbulb burns:p?????:spin:

[babybunny]

Looks painful! :eek:

[Lilith]

no worse than an internal ultra-sound...












I don't think :o

[LixyChick]

Um.........there are just some things better left unseen!

Just wondering......why does it vibrate?

Is that a stupid question?

[Vigil]

For every question there are 100 stupid answers.

Rather, why does it exist?

[Aqua]

Originally posted by skipthisone
Great for playing doctor, mad scientist, naughty nurse, or probing alien abductor!

Probing alien abductor?!?! Where can I get one these bad boys???!!!

[dicksbro]

Certainly is taking research to new depths.

[Scarecrow]

A seamans delight

[darogle]

uh.......um.........well, I guess it might come in handy if you lose something up there....... :D

[jennaflower]

ROFL... and there will be many a perv who will rush out to buy one... LOL (the question becomes: who will admit it?)

[gekkogecko]

OK, this one fits into the "_almost_ surreal enough for me" category.

[Fairy-Bird]

I dont think women particularly like going to the OBGYN... However if they didnt have to open us up so far (very painful) maybe that could come in handy??? * random thoughts *

[Cheyanne]

AKKKKKKKKKKKKK, not me!!!!!

**crosses my legs**

[skipthisone]

Finder of lost rings....

[osuche]

I saw this used once at a bachelor party. It was kinda cool...for about a minute. I wouldn't actually want to *buy* one.

[Cobalt]

Might be interesting the first time, but after that....

[GingerV]

Err...I never say never, but this time I will say "not bloody likely."

As soon as guys start peeking around up there, I'm gonna have to worry about some wise ass looking for ways to scribble "Joe was here" on the wall.

[LixyChick]

LMFAO@GingerV!

Or........KillRoy!

[jseal]

GingerV,

Well I, for one, am offended that you would think that a guy would even THINK about engaging in such coarse, uncivilized behavior!

However, if you took the time to replace the light with one of those penlight lasers, then added a motor to control the positioning, well all that would be required is a small – oh, less than 5K if you wrote it in assembly language – program to sequentially step the laser through a particular pattern, why all you’d need would be to ensure that you could get a steady 5V DC for the programmed logic chip, and 12 V to the stepping motor. Now, you’d need to isolate the two circuits, as the voltage spikes from the stepper motor might cause problems on the logic circuit (JK flip flop transistors are quite sensitive to noise, you know). All in, I’d guess not more than a couple grand in startup costs, plus the time to write the code.

…but I am MORTIFIED that you’d suggest that anyone of my gender would engage in such a barbaric action as to scrawl graffiti on the inside of their beloved - although if you used Monotype Corsiva, it would add a certain class, don’t you think?

[ryker]

ther is only one question WHY?

[osuche]

Ryker...you should know better!


the answer to "why" is ...


"to bodly see where no man has seen before"

[exhib_it_all]

I've always kinda wondered though, what does a G-spot look like?



Ex

[Mist15]

my father being a doctor..... lol i think that this tool... is used for viewing the cervex and vaginal walls.... in other words i think its for the check ups, the vibrating is to get the woman to produce some kind of secretions from her....