--> .[Message in a bottle]. <--

[Lovediva]

If you put a 'message in a bottle' and threw it away....


.....what would it say?

[WildIrish]

"Help...I'm being held prisoner"

[Steph]

Send money!

[BigBear57]

No Deposit - non-returnable
Don't Ya just wish you'd left it in the bottle?
LOL

[GingerV]

Uh oh....NOW you've done it.

[Lilith]

www.pixies-place.com

[lakritze]

There was a man from Peru...Who fell asleep in a canoe...While dreaming of Venus and stroking his penis...he woke up with a hand full of goo......

[Lovediva]

"For a good time call...###-#### and ask for PantyFanatic"






Ohh Btw....PF...what's your phone number??? I need it! :p :D

[BlondeCurlGirl]

Hire me!

[osuche]

Follow knowledge like a sinking star,
Beyond the utmost bound of human thought.

[gekkogecko]

Hey, I've been stuck inside this bottle for years, it's about time you opened the thing. What the fuck are you lookin' at?

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by Lovediva
"For a good time call...###-#### and ask for PantyFanatic"






Ohh Btw....PF...what's your phone number??? I need it! :p :D

I'm very old and have an old phome number. It's CHerry I-812 :D

[dicksbro]

"I don't know where I am, but would you come get me?"

[Scarecrow]

Please return to owner

[jennaflower]

If you love completely, find humor in most things, and are in search of a friend... return this to me...

If not... cork it.. and throw it back in...

[PantyFanatic]

"DO NOT OPEN THIS BOTTLE
UNDER ANY CONDITION!


..... OH OH!"

[Incubus255]

Say nothing of my religion. It is known to God and myself alone. Its evidence before the world is to be sought in my life: if it has been honest and dutiful to society the religion which has regulated it cannot be a bad one.

[FussyPucker]

LOL PF I thought your telephone number was... 0001 :D:D

Scarecrow - don't you mean "fill with (insert faourite drink) and return to owner" ? lol

as for me...............I can't decide it would either be

P.T.O - on both sides of the paper hehehe

or

Please throw in the trash I couldn't be bothered :D

[celticangel]

" I know where you stay!!!!!!!!":devil:

[BIBI]

Send help...
Signed

Gilligan

[dm383]

DON'T follow me.................































































........ I'm lost too! :confused:

[PantyFanatic]

"You're digging in the right place. The treasure is one fathom below."

[Scarecrow]

99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
take one down and pass it around...

[musicman]

please return this bottle for refund where applicable

[osuche]

I love this vintage. Please send more.