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Lilith
09-22-2003, 07:12 PM
Sex is my cure all drug of choice:D:D;)







I know it cures a headache, what else does it cure?

Incubus255
09-22-2003, 07:17 PM
It cures just about everyting, sex causes the body to produce an amount of endorphines which makes the body feel oh so good lmao ^__^ not to mention sex is ten times as effective as vallium I tell ya!

Sex is just an all around great medicine for anything that ails ya

Lilith
09-22-2003, 07:23 PM
I heard it cures hang nails;)

Steph
09-22-2003, 07:25 PM
horniness :)

Lilith
09-22-2003, 07:26 PM
LMAO!!!!

Incubus255
09-22-2003, 07:28 PM
lol sex promotes horniness me thinks ^__^ lol after a good romp, it's always good to snuggle then go for another good romp! hehe

Lilith
09-22-2003, 09:24 PM
I also heard if you do it enough it cures insomnia:D

PantyFanatic
09-22-2003, 11:21 PM
Shyness.

cowgirltease
09-23-2003, 12:15 AM
Heartache

darogle
09-23-2003, 12:36 AM
good sex = good medicine

;)

when it's good, sex cures all the world's ills. nothing else matters when in the throes of ecstacy.

Lilith
09-23-2003, 05:43 AM
Originally posted by cowgirltease
Heartache

ahhhhh for this one it may be a little bit of the ole 'hair of the dog'

Steph
09-23-2003, 07:42 AM
For some women, it aids menstrual cramps, slows down the flow and/or starts their periods . . . depending on what day it is.

lakritze
09-23-2003, 11:58 AM
Sex like taking one's temprature,can be administered orally or anally.No wait,I mean sex is good of the heart,blood circulation, respitory,prostate gland.If sex is good for one,it's great for two.........or more.

lexi
09-27-2003, 08:44 PM
I agree with Incubus... see for me promotes the need for more sex!

dicksbro
09-27-2003, 10:18 PM
Welcome to Pixies, Lexi! Glad to have you with us.

Sex ...
cures vaginal dryness at least temporarily;
in many cases, childlessness

and, it's been known to

dispel the fear of boogeymen sneaking out from under the bed.

Mercury_Maniac
09-28-2003, 02:48 AM
alcohol because that is the only thing that i can get!

Cobalt
09-28-2003, 10:07 AM
Originally posted by Lilith
Sex is my cure all drug of choice:D:D;)







I know it cures a headache, what else does it cure?


Lil, that's what I have said for years, not that most people believe me.

Lilith
09-30-2003, 05:51 AM
I am pretty sure it is also the cure for the common cold. LMAO! A spoo nettie pot will cure any sinus trouble :D

Oldfart
09-30-2003, 07:41 AM
It's getting awkward under this bed...........

nikki1979
10-01-2003, 04:42 AM
boredom

skipthisone
10-01-2003, 08:57 AM
Cures just about everything...

Lilith
10-01-2003, 11:08 AM
almost.

IAKaraokeGirl
10-01-2003, 11:12 AM
It cures lonliness...or the missing of someone important in your life.

Lilith
10-01-2003, 11:20 AM
For me "any sex" is a poor substitute for having what I desire most. Distracting yes but satisfying no.

IAKaraokeGirl
10-01-2003, 11:20 AM
Exactly...it's not the same, is it, Lilith?

darogle
10-01-2003, 12:01 PM
Sure cure for blue balls! LOL

Lilith
10-01-2003, 10:05 PM
It is indeed......it can also cure a major case of lust;)