I've Got...

[PantyFanatic]

A surprise from a person I never met and know nothing about. :D

[Oldfart]

home OK.

[dicksbro]

^^^^
:line:


I've got a desk chair that just broke. :(

[Oldfart]

Lean back on it that hard and it has a limited life.

[shadowsfate]

A son coming home from his mom's, after just over 2 months being gone :line:

[Lord Snow]

Nothing to do.

[osuche]

An empty container of rice pudding and an urge to take a nap.

[Aqua]

...a sammich that doesn't taste very good.

[Oldfart]

an hour before my internet comes back up to speed.

[Aqua]

a secret crush on Lilith... shhhhhhhh!

[Lilith]

a feeling I could have my way with Aqua

[Lord Snow]

Aqua, I think your secret is out.

[shadowsfate]

A screwed-up sleep schedule, thanks to the pain-killer haze I've been in since yesterday (and they aren't working, still have the pain, just don't care is all :rofl:)

[Lord Snow]

It's my non-professional opinion, that if you have to be in pain not caring is the best way to do it.

[shadowsfate]

Yep, and that's all pain-killers have ever done for me, make me not care about being in pain. Makes it a bit hard to do anything (although, after the first back surgery and after I was healed up enough to go back to class, me being on a pain-killer made for an interesting programming class. No one learned much of anything, cause the instructor was to busy laughing at me :roflmao:)

[dicksbro]

I've got a serious case of not being able to sleep ... :( Woke up at midnight and haven't been able to doze back off since.

[Oldfart]

Yep, and that's all pain-killers have ever done for me, make me not care about being in pain. Makes it a bit hard to do anything (although, after the first back surgery and after I was healed up enough to go back to class, me being on a pain-killer made for an interesting programming class. No one learned much of anything, cause the instructor was to busy laughing at me :roflmao:)

You need the quote,

"I've got a well balanced morphine milkshake".

[Lilith]

a massive case of too much to do and not enough hours.

[shadowsfate]

I've got a serious case of not being able to sleep ... :( Woke up at midnight and haven't been able to doze back off since.
Sheesh, I have way too many days like that (including last night, after the 2nd time I went to try and sleep. The first time I managed about an hour of rest of some sort and then woke up wide awake)

[Lord Snow]

I've got laundry that I have to do, but can't. One of the other people in the house has had the washer and dryer tied up for two days now. It's getting annoying.

[shadowsfate]

A really confused mind (and this is beyond the drug-induced confusion I've been having :rofl:)

[dicksbro]

I've got something rigid and throbbing in my hand and it's ...








... nevermind. :)

[Lord Snow]

I've got mice in my room. Guess I need to pick up some traps.

[Oldfart]

An itty bitty meecy minefield?

POP! Ha, got another one.

Got any leftover cherry bomb clusters?

[Lord Snow]

Nope, all I have left from the Fourth of July is a few mortars and some rockets. Mortars are to big for my room and the rockets are never accurate.

[Lilith]

a devious plan

[Aqua]

Stuff that needs to be done and no motivation.

[Lilith]

the ability to motivate

[Scarecrow]

Just stuff

[Lord Snow]

Empty mouse traps so far. Little buggers won't walk and have their little heads squished like they're supposed to.

[dicksbro]

Some laundry I need to pick up from the dry cleaners.

[AZRedHot]

A letter to write.

[Oldfart]

Empty mouse traps so far. Little buggers won't walk and have their little heads squished like they're supposed to.

Sticky pads?

[Lord Snow]

Combination traps. Mouse crawls in get stuck, thrashes and trips the trap. Guillotine comes down to squish them. I'm so cruel.

[PantyFanatic]

Some http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/transport/airplane.gif (http://www.thesmilies.com) schedules to sort.

[Oldfart]

Combination traps. Mouse crawls in get stuck, thrashes and trips the trap. Guillotine comes down to squish them. I'm so cruel.

Not till you install the Taser as well.

[Fangtasia]

i've got a fridge absolutely chockers with stuff to cook...why you say?....cause my fucking freezer yet again turned off!!

[Lord Snow]

I thought about those OldFart, but decided the mice weren't worth the cost. Now if I could catch a cat.....those I can eat. LOL. Kung Pow Kitty anyone?

[sodaklostsoul]

Burnt out light bulbs and a step ladder that is too short.

[Neige]

A raspberry turnover... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :D

Oh, and did I mention my new phone? :D

[PantyFanatic]

A raspberry turnover... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :D

Oh, and did I mention my new phone? :D
I think I love you :lurv:.... in spite of you :frown:

[Lilith]

10 days of antibiotics

[Oldfart]

You'll need more than that to get rid of P(CB)F.

[Aqua]

8 days of sickness.

[WildIrish]

Disturbed playing for you guys. Down With The Sickness, of course.

[GusAspar]

work to do before the weekend - better get moving!

[WildIrish]

a tummy full of bbq pulled pork sandwich!

[Lilith]

happiness mixed with sadness and a side order lucky bitch

[Aqua]

Great memories and something to look forward to.

[Lilith]

a craving for a zipperdoodle, pms and low tolerance

[Lord Snow]

What is a zipperdoodle?

[Oldfart]

The mark on your willie from being very excited commando?

[CruelTease]

Wet nail polish on my fingers & toes. I've also got a tonne of work emails to answer, tax stuff to finish and some things to mail. Multi tasking is good.

[Lilith]

What is a zipperdoodle?


When I was with Aqua he took me to a local coffee stand and got me a zipperdoodle which is their specialty coffee blend. Creamy, strong, and warm just like Aqua.

[Aqua]

Beautiful snow all around my region.

[AZRedHot]

bedtime in my near future, and sleeping in tomorrow on my agenda.

[Lord Snow]

This last ten hour shift and I'm done for the week.

[Lilith]

about half of my prep done for thanksgiving

[sodaklostsoul]

A can of orange Shasta soda. :)

[Aqua]

A chocolate chip cookie.

[Oldfart]

Several trailer loads of greenwaste for the landfill.

[sodaklostsoul]

To get my butt off this chair and start dinner.

[dicksbro]

Oh, to be a chair. http://bestsmileys.com/drooling/3.gif

[sodaklostsoul]

Oh, to be a chair. http://bestsmileys.com/drooling/3.gif
*Hands DB a towel*

[Aqua]

Banana Laffy Taffy

[Lilith]

to make it through this day. I gave up candy 4 months ago and so far despite temptations^^^^^^ I have made it.

[Aqua]

Congrats, Lil! Be strong.

And for the record... I didn't bring the Laffy Taffy. Someone else brought it to work.

[Lilith]

blue cheese, honey and almonds to soothe my former sweet tooth

[pinkFlames]

...lunatics for neighbours and not the fun kind. :(

[dicksbro]

I've got one terrific wife. :thumbs:

[Lilith]

curly hair and a cramp in my right ass cheek from Zumba this morning.

[Lord Snow]

I can think of a few ways to relieve the cramp...

[Oldfart]

I've got one terrific wife. :thumbs:

Those of us who've met her are in complete agreement.

[jennaflower]

I've got to figure out whats causing the pain :(

[lizzardbits]

a great dane looking over my shoulder as i type. she's a weirdo.

[sodaklostsoul]

I've got one terrific wife. :thumbs:
*hitting the like button*


I've got to get going, its dart night and I'm subbing on another team instead of shooting on my team. Watch me have the best night ever for them, but I am having a good season anyway.

[dicksbro]

I've got a sore throat. :(

[pinkFlames]

I've got a sore butt from sitting too much.

[Lord Snow]

I've got a sore butt from sitting too much.

I can think of better reasons for a woman of your caliber to have a sore butt.

[pinkFlames]

I've got to admit I could think of a few too. :booty:

[Lilith]

a kid who took a helluva beating to the face last night

[Lord Snow]

I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means. If it does give me a name and address and I'll have 15 of the biggest baddest meanest mother fuckers you've ever seen down there. (I'll admit, I've always wanted to use that line)

[Lilith]

ha ha no need but I adore your desire to protect my peeps. He chose to spar a black belt at black belt level due to a 10th degree watching him. His ass wrote a check his face had to make good on :p



I've got a house to myself and fresh batteries :D

[jseal]

... He chose to spar a black belt at black belt level due to a 10th degree watching him ...
Getting his degree from the School of Hard Knocks?

[Lilith]

Apparently. He's never been the one to do things the easy way.

[Lord Snow]

Never know until you try, and sometimes lessons are best learned the hard way.

BTW, are we going to get pics of how you put those fresh batteries to use?

[dicksbro]

I've got a hankerin' to see those pictures, too! :D

[Lord Snow]

I've got a rapidly dwindling glass of egg nog.

[sodaklostsoul]

A cold/fever thing. :(

[Oldfart]

Yuck. I hope it passes soon.

[dicksbro]

... my reading glasses on.

[pinkFlames]

...a kiwifruit.

[Lilith]

a package.

[dicksbro]

I've got a package, too. I'm kind of playing with it a bit right now. :)

[Lilith]

a crock pot full of what will be potato soup

[Oldfart]

Potato soup.

Mrs OF does it sometimes by baking the potato first.

It works for pumpkin too.

[Oldfart]

. . . . sick grandkids to look after.

[Lord Snow]

A busted power steering pump.

[pinkFlames]

...a sink full of dishes to wash.

[Lord Snow]

A new power steering pump installed. No more squeal or shudder when I turn.

[Oldfart]

How's the truck though?

[Lord Snow]

Still alive and kicking. I've got some bucket seats and a console that match the current interior I plan on putting in it. Just have to be able to afford the door seals to make it stop raining in my car. I have to do some wiring as well. I keep melting the fuse for my heater blower motor. Rather than track down the problem I'm opting for updating the fuse panel and wiring.

[dicksbro]

I've got a cold I'm trying to shake. It was gone once, now it's back. :(

[Oldfart]

Not gone, just took a vacation.

[Oldfart]

Internet problems.

I'll visit on my travel thumb-drive, but i'm off air for a while.

[Lilith]

2 full time jobs currently

[sodaklostsoul]

New monitor for computer from the pawn shop cause I think mine blew some kind of fuze.

[Lilith]

the best friends, family and chick-a-dees a girl could ever hope for.

[rabbit]

a raging hard on this morning...d'oh!

[dicksbro]

the best birthday wishes for Lilith! :)

[Lilith]

((db))


a date w/ my home girls

[sodaklostsoul]

A homemade cookie tray with lots of goodies on it.

*now where to hide it*

[Oldfart]

My fridge will be fine thanks, soda.

[dicksbro]

... to take a stress test next Tuesday. (Just routine)

[Oldfart]

A picture I just took of the Lunar Eclipse taking place on this side of the world.

Sharni, I set the shutter speed at 1/500 sec on a 300mm Sigma lens.

This has been cropped to get rid of a lot of black.

It will become total shortly.

[Oldfart]

Going.

[Lord Snow]

Very cool. Those are some nice shots.

[gekkogecko]

SHIT! I missed the eclipse last night. Ah well, thanks, OF, at least I get to see the results.

[AZRedHot]

Beautiful photos, OF. Very cool.

[Oldfart]

I just kept getting a fuzzy lightshot until I remembered that I can tell my camera what shutter speed to use. It's a digital with an old-fashioned shutter.

[dicksbro]

Nice pictures, OF. :thumbs:

[Oldfart]

I'm trying to work out the settings which will let me get reasonable pics of the Xmas lit houses.

[dicksbro]

I've got plans for my wife and I to go to lunch today. :)

[Oldfart]

Mangez bien. (I think)

[Oldfart]

. . . problems with my phone (and internet) line.

Bloody thing drops out for unspecified reasons, and for irregular periods.

[dicksbro]

. . . problems with my phone (and internet) line.

Bloody thing drops out for unspecified reasons, and for irregular periods.
Maybe it's pregnant? :shrug:

Or, maybe it's going through the phone company's equivalent of menopause. :yikes:

[Fangtasia]

I got...............a laptop!! My 1st and it AWESOME! Its job is to come with me on long photo days or trips away, so i can upload photos to it and see what i've captured, plus i can edit pics on site if clients require....*happy happy dance*

[dicksbro]

I've got a cold drink next to me.

[pinkFlames]

I got clothes on now. :shrug:

[AZRedHot]

I've got brownies in the oven. It's late, but I had a hankering.

[dicksbro]

THAT ^^^^ sounds good! :slurp:

Now I've got that hankerin' but no box of brownies to bake. :(

[Fangtasia]

I've got a crook back, hips, arm, well most of me actually lol I'm tired of being in pain and broken sleep!!

[Lilith]

to get to work. I have a great intern and I am working on some projects while she solo teaches.

[sodaklostsoul]

to get going, need to run some errands.

[Aqua]

to go to practice.

Roller derby practice. :)

[AZRedHot]

I've got aches in muscles I didn't even know I had.

[dicksbro]

I've got to get ready to go to my Wednesday morning meeting ... but, never fear, I'll be back. :)

:wave:

[dicksbro]

^^^^ That's probably what everyone was afraid of. :(



:D

[Oldfart]

We were more afraid that you'd get a better offer.

[Lord Snow]

How can there be a better offer than good people that supply nudey pics?

[shadowsfate]

I've got (finally) a hearing date with Disability. Too bad it is about 3 monthes from now which makes it approx. 10 months after the oiginal day I requested the hearing). The speed of beaucracy makes a snail seem extremely fast

[Lord Snow]

Better later than never right? Hope it goes well.

[Maleslut1186]

I've got a new home !

[Rhiannon]

congrats male

[Oldfart]

How can there be a better offer than good people that supply nudey pics?

In the flesh, Lord Snow, in the flesh.

Shadowsfate, will that mean a big backpayment?

Congratulations maleslut.

[shadowsfate]

Shadowsfate, will that mean a big backpayment?
The way I understand it is that they will pay me back to when I first applied which was either October or November of 2010.

[Aqua]

An apt. to clean and no motivation.

[rtctfield]

A long way to go and a short time to get there.

[Oldfart]

There yet? LOL

[AZRedHot]

a numb left hand. Tiling is hard on the bod.

[Lilith]

Skype now and my first victims have lived through it!

[Oldfart]

We did.

[Oldfart]

I have a big-ass storm sitting about 120 miles away.

It'll miss us (they say), but we'll have 50mph winds for a while.

I'm hoping my passionfruit survive, Now I've finally got it growing.

[dicksbro]

I've got a question. Does anyone know if Pixies-Place was having a problem early this morning (2-4 AM Illinois time). I could log on to basically any site on the web except Pixies-Place. Couldn't get to Pixies-Place at all. :(

[Oldfart]

I noticed that also. When It came back, the "quote" button was missing so I just backed off.

[Lilith]

It was down when I checked in this morning.

[Oldfart]

. . . more books to play with.

[Lilith]

some pretty weeds from a leprechaun.

[Oldfart]

some pretty weeds from a leprechaun.

Has PF sent you another bunch of poison ivy (again)?

[gekkogecko]

...to get to the extra training session today, so I can work the early voting later this month.

[Lilith]

Has PF sent you another bunch of poison ivy (again)?

Well they did have 3 leaves :)

[PantyFanatic]

Has PF sent you another bunch of poison ivy (again)?
If not, I want my money back. :devil:

[Oldfart]

Well they did have 3 leaves :)

Poison Shamrock?

[Lilith]

to take the GRE today and I'm nervous.

[Oldfart]

GRE?

Gender Reassignment Exam? Say it isn't so!!!!

[Lilith]

Puhleez. I <3 being a girl.


graduate school test. I did fine. Not stellar but I'll get in.

[Lord Snow]

Lil, I love you being a girl too.

[Oldfart]

. . . a mixture of the Clash and the Cure playing in the background. Rock the Casbah rocks (crazy lyrics, but a great song).

[dicksbro]

I've got a congratulatory :x: for Lil on passing her tests. :thumbs:

[rabbit]

graduate school test. I did fine. Not stellar but I'll get in.

Well done Lil!!!

:line:

[Lilith]

If I only I weren't going to have to attend your alma mater :p

[douginfla]

no clothes on and a big smile going on here! :eek:

[rabbit]

If I only I weren't going to have to attend your alma mater :p

:cabbagep:

WONDERFUL!!!!

Funny how life works, huh? :D

(happened to me, too...went to UMiami for my MBA...)

[sodaklostsoul]

no word and no idea whats going on.

[Lilith]

the blues. I didn't get that job I wanted.

[Oldfart]

Bugger.

It must have been good practice for the job you really want.

[Lilith]

That is what I keep telling myself. I know I have plenty to keep me busy til then.

[Lord Snow]

Well you know what they say. When one door closes, kick it in and beat the hell out of the person that closed it............wait, that's not quite right is it?

[dicksbro]

the blues. I didn't get that job I wanted.
Obviously their selection process had major faults.

[cowgirltease]

A 2 story log home on 14 acres, 3 race horses, 2 black pussycats, 1 white chow and and pint of Crown and a whole lot of time on my hands!!!! OH and if y'all remember a crapload of registered irises blooming that is blooming a month to soon for my shows!

[Aqua]

A 19 year old. :yikes:

One more year and I will no longer have a teenage daughter. :eek:

[dicksbro]

I've got a picture of a nice little boat that I think would be a nice birthday gift for me ...

http://bigfon.com/wallpapers/goodscreen.ru_201108031928304751.jpg

... which, of coure, would also require winning something like a half-billion dollar lottery.



:shrug:



PS: do an image search on "yacht island designs" for other quaint little boats like this one. :)

[Oldfart]

I give up.

Why would you register a lovely toy like this in Indonesia?

[Lord Snow]

Less taxes?

[Lilith]

a bruised spleen or a hernia

[Oldfart]

Kickboxing?

[dicksbro]

:shrug:

[Lilith]

Nope. It was a freak, rolling over in bed accident :p

[Oldfart]

Rolling over what?

[Lord Snow]

Probably more like onto who?

[Aqua]

There were two in the bed and the Lilith one said, "Roll over, roll over..." :p

[Oldfart]

So they all rolled over and Juan fell out . . . . .

[Lilith]

Funny boys. It was a tragic bedroom accident. I know a few of those. ;)

[Aqua]

I think I am one of those. :p

[Lilith]

Hey. I let you live. Quit yer bitchin' :p

[Aqua]

Who said I was bitchin'? ;)

[lizzardbits]

a heart full of gratitude!

[dicksbro]

A NEW GRANDSON!!! :)

Details in the "Confessions thread." Precious little guy does need some prayers or good thoughts. Has a small hole in the heart that will require surgery. Doctors will discuss this weekend and then consult with mom and dad after the weekend. Could be real quick or possible a month or more.

[jay-t]

Congrats on #10 ,thoughts and prayers for you and your family

[dicksbro]

Thanks, jay-t!

[dicksbro]

Thanks, jay-t. Be glad when he gets to go home and we can spend some quality time with him.

[Lilith]

Grats DB. That baby will be great. the Drs. know how to fix that right up now days.

[Lilith]

this pair of striped boys cut underwear that apparently make my ass irresistible

[Oldfart]

Almost as irresistable as out of it.

[Lord Snow]

this pair of striped boys cut underwear that apparently make my ass irresistible

Could we get a picture of that? You might end up with a flock of Pixies on your doorstep, but that's a chance I'm willing to take.

[Lilith]

Ummmm they may have been *cum*pletely defiled :D I will try to get pics soon.

[jseal]

:thumbs: Woot! :thumbs:

[Lord Snow]

Hmmmm.......Now how could have possibly become cumpletely defiled?

[shadowsfate]

A disability hearing at 2 pm today and am stressing a bit about it. My original lawyer dropped me about a month ago. Fortunately I found a very good lawyer about a week later and he told me I needed a Functional Capacity Evaluation to have any real chance of winning, something my other lawyer never mentioned. My current lawyer got that set up for me, so had a 3 hour torture session a week ago for the FCE.
And after the hearing I get to playthe waiting game again to fin out the results.

[Lord Snow]

Good luck. Hopefully you'll get it.

[AZRedHot]

I've got so little left to do on this work project, and then I'll be done with it for another year...but I'm totally lacking in motivation to just git 'er done.

[shadowsfate]

a waiting game to play before I find out what the results of my hearing are. But, according to my lawyer, the hearing went very well. And since I was my lawyer's 3rd case today and since disability cases are what he loves to do (in his words), I'm going to be hopeful that he is right.

[Lilith]

I've got jet lag and a major headache but i made it to san francisco.

[dicksbro]

I've got a lawn that's wondering when we're going to get a nice steady rain.

[Lord Snow]

I've got a motor to put back together and paint. It'll be metallic red and titanium blue once it's done.....oh yeah and run. It's gotta run.

[Oldfart]

Will you be baking the paint, or letting the engine bake itself?

[Lord Snow]

It's high heat engine enamel in a spray can. Basically paint, dry, drive.

[WildIrish]

a :fone: ringing off the hook with "no heat" calls

[Lord Snow]

Send them pics of the Pixie ladies. They'll warm right up.

[Lilith]

More stress than my dentist knows what to do with :D

[AZRedHot]

More stress than my dentist knows what to do with :D

I've got one of those bite guards; he set you up with one yet?

[Lilith]

Had one for years but can't stand it. Now I can't find where I hid it. Pricey hide and seek game.

[WildIrish]

You'll be hiding your own easter eggs soon.

[Lilith]

a sore voice from screaming at the fights

[Coaster]

a sore voice from screaming at the fights


Sure, sure Lil.... from screaming huh!

I've got a BD full of projects to tackle!

[AZRedHot]

a miserably painful upper back. Shoulder's out again.

[sodaklostsoul]

Darts tonight

[Lilith]

ibuprofen pm

[sodaklostsoul]

tickets to see Jeff Dunham in Feb..

[WildIrish]

the cell phone number of a fancy shoe designer!

[Lilith]

a girl boner for fancy shoes

[dicksbro]

A guy boner for girls in fancy shoes. :D

[WildIrish]

a hankering to put my boner in a fancy shoe

[Lilith]

To see pics of that

[Oldfart]

Slipper one?

[Oldfart]

A pair of groovy Crystal Skull port glasses, a welcome Christmas gift from a good friend. I'll post a pic of one shortly.

[dicksbro]

I've got a hankerin' to watch for those pictures ^^^^.

[Oldfart]

Pictures.

[Lord Snow]

I've got to take my g/f to physical therapy, go grocery shopping, pick up my accident report, and call my insurance company in the morning after work. It's going to be a long day. As an update on the accident I found out that my father's insurance will not cover me because I'm an excluded driver on the policy, but my insurance should transfer to cover it.

[dicksbro]

Pictures.
Those are really neat, OF. :thumbs:

[WildIrish]

What must be well over 2' of snow by now. It measured 19.5" at around 9:30 last night.

And it's still snowing.

[Coaster]

I've got 14" here!!!!!!!!!!





Of fresh new snow that is!

I've got to get shoveling!

[Oldfart]

##snicker##. Coaster's got 14" but he's frigid.

Ducks and runs.

'Night all.

[sodaklostsoul]

:nana:

[Oldfart]

Still on a Suitcase Posse high?

[Lord Snow]

My income tax refund, and a new pair of boots on the way (Redbacks).

[AZRedHot]

A Yoko problem in my band. If she's smart, she won't be at our rehearsal tomorrow, after last week. But if she were smart, we wouldn't be in this fix to begin with.

[Oldfart]

Redbacks. Good Aussie boots.

If you go to their website, a spider chases the pointer.

[Lord Snow]

Oldfart, I am well aware of how good the boots are. I'm currently wearing a pair of their ranger style boots. I went with the rescue boot (http://www.redbackboots.com/usfbfboots.html) this time.

I'm sorry to hear that AZ. I hope it works out for the better.

[Oldfart]

AZRH, a Yoko problem? Ono!