Irish
10-01-2003, 02:34 PM
THE
NEXT
SURVIVOR
SERIES
Six married men
will be dropped
on an island
with
1 car
and
4 kids
each,
for 6 weeks.
Each kid plays two sports
and either
takes
music or
dance classes.
*
*
*
There is no access to fast food.
***
Each man must
take care of his 4 kids,
keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
complete science projects,
cook,
do laundry,
etc.
*
*
*
*
*
The men only have
access to television
When the kids are asleep and
all chores are done.
There is only one TV between them
and .
there is NO REMOTE
*****
The men must shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
which they must apply themselves,
either while driving or
while making four lunches.
*****
They must attend weekly PTA meetings;
*
clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.;
*
make an Indian hut model with
six toothpicks, a tortilla and
one marker;
*
and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
*
*
*
*
*
The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
*****
The last man wins ...
only if ...
he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
*
*
*
If the last man does win, he can play the game
over and over again
for the next 18-25 years ... eventually earning the right to be called "Mother."
NEXT
SURVIVOR
SERIES
Six married men
will be dropped
on an island
with
1 car
and
4 kids
each,
for 6 weeks.
Each kid plays two sports
and either
takes
music or
dance classes.
*
*
*
There is no access to fast food.
***
Each man must
take care of his 4 kids,
keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
complete science projects,
cook,
do laundry,
etc.
*
*
*
*
*
The men only have
access to television
When the kids are asleep and
all chores are done.
There is only one TV between them
and .
there is NO REMOTE
*****
The men must shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
which they must apply themselves,
either while driving or
while making four lunches.
*****
They must attend weekly PTA meetings;
*
clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.;
*
make an Indian hut model with
six toothpicks, a tortilla and
one marker;
*
and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
*
*
*
*
*
The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
*****
The last man wins ...
only if ...
he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
*
*
*
If the last man does win, he can play the game
over and over again
for the next 18-25 years ... eventually earning the right to be called "Mother."