Are you the winner????

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Thanks! Same here.

[skyler_m]

i'm blushing now... cuz i know you're staring at my ass

[young henry 2]

Merry Christmas

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Happy New Year

[skyler_m]

Happy Groundhog Day

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Are you really Bill Murray in disguise?

[skyler_m]

That's me. Actually, I was the town mayor...

[IAKaraokeGirl]

He is so goofy in that movie.

[skyler_m]

One of my favorite movies of all time, actually

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I loved him in "What About Bob?"--I *still* giggle, watching that movie.

[dicksbro]

Bill Murray is great. Some friends of ours are related to him and they say he's the same in real life. Did you know, Bill is from Iowa?

[skyler_m]

i'm in the lead again

Bill Murray's best role was definitely Caddyshack, though

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I did know that, DB. My best friend here grew up in Davenport, and said that he used to go there all the time to visit his grandmother.

[dicksbro]

Especially when he did the golf pro at the club's flowers and cleaned the pool of the Baby Ruth. Those were classics.

Oh yeah, I'm leading now. :D

[skyler_m]

it's a cinderella story... about a cinderella boy

[IAKaraokeGirl]

OMG, when I read that, skyler, all that popped into my head was, "It's a story about a man named Brady..."

Lord help me.

[skyler_m]

Damn. you REALLY need to get out of the house. lol

[dicksbro]

... or flip over to the Cartoon Network. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

NO! That's where it is NORMALLY!

[skyler_m]

then you need to watch some Lifetime TV... chicks dig that

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<----would rather watch the History Channel or some of that true-crime stuff that shows up on cable every once in a while, or maybe the VH1 80s shows....or... :D

[skyler_m]

I'd watch HGTV, TLC, or DIY...

[IAKaraokeGirl]

While you're watching TV, I'll take over the lead. ;)

[skyler_m]

:)

[dicksbro]

Sorry, but the lead was open for the taking. :D

[skyler_m]

yes, it was

[dicksbro]

And there are still these small opportunities.

[skyler_m]

takes the lead again before heading out to dinner

[dicksbro]

Okay, I will. Thanks. :D

[musicman]

you sure DB?

[dicksbro]

Sure. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Positive?

[musicman]

positive?

[dancingrugger]

alright while yall are busy asking questions ... I'll just take my spot at the head of the class here ....

[Sharni]

Yep

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<---used to have a board game, "Go to the Head of the Class."

[dancingrugger]

OMG I loved that game!!! thats the 1st thing I thought of when i wrote that.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

You know it???? You're the first person I've ever met that does!

[kleclere]

But now I'm first so am I at the head of the class?

[skyler_m]

better than being the ass of the class

[IAKaraokeGirl]

For just a second or two. Now you're behind me. :D

[skyler_m]

and what a behind it is

[Sharni]

*Waves*

[skyler_m]

*continues the wave*

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Can you wave and try to catch up with someone at the same time?

[skyler_m]

you can try :wave:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Why don't *you* tell *me?*

[skyler_m]

apparently yes... but not for long

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Isn't that the truth. :)

[skyler_m]

maybe you need to distract me again to keep the lead

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Will this work?

[skyler_m]

Pardon me... my hands will be busy for the next 15 minutes....

[dicksbro]

In which case, I'll take the lead, then busy my hands. :)

[skyler_m]

it's very tough to run with my hands down my pants... maybe i can have one of the ladies put their hands down my pants instead...

[dicksbro]

I've already made that offer.

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[skyler_m]

any takers?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LOL

[dicksbro]

I undid mine to make it easier. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<---just shakes her head :D

[dicksbro]

Up and down :D ... or sideways? :(

[skyler_m]

who's shaking what? :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

ROTFLMAO. Sideways, you goofballs! :D

[dicksbro]

Aw ... shucks! So close, yet so far. :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Men!

<---scrambles in front of them, anyway.

[dicksbro]

Maybe I'll just stay in second for a bit. :D :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<----wonders why DB lost his competitive edge. :D

[skyler_m]

if IAKG is leading... second is a great place to be... i just stare at her ass

[IAKaraokeGirl]

This? Why would you want to do that?

[skyler_m]

pardon me while i lick my screen for a while.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<---hopes skyler's monitor doesn't short out and that his tongue doesn't receive a shock

[skyler_m]

i just hope i don't ruin another keyboard here in a minute...

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Isn't it hard to run and drool at the same time?

[skyler_m]

it's even harder to run while my pants are around my ankles

[dicksbro]

Sorry, I was looking at a picture.

pant pant pant pant pant pant

:lust:

[skyler_m]

i just keep staring at it... and having trouble keeping my hands on the keyboard

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<----is blushing

[skyler_m]

i'd love to see you blush. :)

[dicksbro]

Aw .. shucks. :D :D

... ducks ...

[IAKaraokeGirl]

It happens quite often, especially with compliments. I'm shy, you know. :)

[dicksbro]

I could tell when you avoided eye contact in your last picture. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

OMG, you are too funny! :D

[dicksbro]

Whistles a tune as I slide into first ... ;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

You must still be distracted a bit. ;)

[skyler_m]

yes, and i could tell she was shy by that last pic.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LOL. You have no idea. :D

[skyler_m]

i can guess. *G*

[dicksbro]

Me too. :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

IAKG is not shy; real-life IAKG is *very* shy.

[skyler_m]

isn't it amazing how the internet lets us free ourselves?

[dicksbro]

I understand, I live such a sheltered life. ;)

(nighty night ... got to call it a day ... waves goodbye)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Goodnight, DB.

And yes, skyler, very amazing. I find, though, that IAKG is intruding more and more on my everyday things. :D

[skyler_m]

night, DB!

IAKG - I think that happens to us all

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I haven't been hanging around any cornfields just for the heck of it, though. ;)

[skyler_m]

lol. i'm not sure anyone would. and i keep looking back at your sexy ass pic. :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

That's because you're behind me again. ;)

[skyler_m]

like I said... I'd be happy with that view

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Seems like you have been since I posted it. ;)

[skyler_m]

I'm too much of a gentleman to tell you exactly how much, though...

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I've seen your gentlemanly wares. ;)

[skyler_m]

lol. you've seen my not so gentlemanly ones, too. :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Uh, I think that's what I meant. :D

[skyler_m]

lol. sorry. the sarcasm didn't play well

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Hard to do sometimes in written, electronic form, isn't it? :D

[skyler_m]

yes. but sarcasm is great in real time.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Very true.

Isn't it past your bedtime? Why don't you go to bed and let me win? :D

[skyler_m]

I don't sleep well in hotel rooms. usually stay up later than i should...

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Wanna come wrap my presents for me, then?

[skyler_m]

Sure... but be careful what I charge

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What might that be?

:banner:

[skyler_m]

not sure. have a few ideas, though...

:sex: :bsex: :bj: :69:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LOL. Why don't you use *all* the smilies at once? Or would that slow you down? ;)

[skyler_m]

Well, they have a limit on how many you could use. Besides, I was just giving you a choice.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

You'd make me choose? :D

[skyler_m]

I'd at least give you an option... although a few of them are some of my favorites.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Oh, you meant choose which one to do *first.* ;)

[skyler_m]

yes... first and third... with something else second.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LOL

[skyler_m]

wait. what were we talking about?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

winning...or something like that :D

[skyler_m]

something like that. it's not always getting to the finish first that's important

[IAKaraokeGirl]

So true.

Well, I've got to get some sleep--wake up comes too early tomorrow.

Oh, and I'm winning--briefly. :D

[Mercury_Maniac]

Yeah i'm winning now

but it doesn't feel like it, i always feel like i'm losing in the game of life

but anyway,

next

[Steph]

That's NOT the spirit! You had almost two hours of victory!

[cowgirltease]

Move over Steph.... It's MY TURN to be the winner.:D

[Sharni]

My turn :D

[Steph]

And now mine until DB's clock wakes him up :)

[dicksbro]

LOL ... Steph. Good morning if you're still here.

[White Noise]

Wow - I'm a winner!!

But I don't think it is gonna last too long

[Sharni]

Nope

[dicksbro]

Never does.

[skyler_m]

I'm probably just going to end up losing this thing anyway...

[IAKaraokeGirl]

But we're all winners at Pixies, right?

[Steph]

those who post here, especially :)

[SuccubusKitty]

Thank you so much for holding the winner's circle until I could get back. You folks are so thoughtful here! :D

[skyler_m]

*steps in line for a few*

[dicksbro]

Then moves in front for his turn. :)

[SuccubusKitty]

now me again

[dicksbro]

Just want to tell you how much I enjoyed following you for a little bit. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

But you're letting me take over now, right?

[dicksbro]

Sure, if you'd like to ... oops. :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Did you trip? :D

[dicksbro]

No, I was going to let you take the lead but my post ended that.

Oops, now I've done it again. :D :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Okay, Brittney. ;)

[SuccubusKitty]

Well let me ease your conscience and relieve you of that burden honey. ;p

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'll be taking that!

[SuccubusKitty]

Well since you want it so badly *chuckle*. I always thought it would be nice to see you win.


oh darn

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Don't you just hate it when that happens?

[skyler_m]

sneaks into the lead

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<----grabs skyler's rear as she zooms by

[SuccubusKitty]

and a sexy bum he has too...don't you think....

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Well, it was enough to distract him ;)

[SuccubusKitty]

Wow and he still isn't here? after all that butt grabbing I would have thought he'd be here by now

[IAKaraokeGirl]

He was here for a second and then fell behind, I think. ;)

[SuccubusKitty]

Skyler? Skyler? *sound echoes emptily*

Oh well since he's not here I will claim first place.

[skyler_m]

wait a minute. who was that? who grabbed my ass? and will you please do it again?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Me, silly man!

(Takes the lead)

[SuccubusKitty]

it was IAKG,but I will most happily oblige

*wraps arms around skyler, grabs his bum, turns around and sprints to first place*

Catch me if you can!

[Sharni]

Morning

[skyler_m]

oh, i can run pretty long distances...

[SuccubusKitty]

hehe...that's kinda funny Mr. Kitty's pixie name is longdistance..hehe

[skyler_m]

lol. good coincidence. maybe he'll let me take some pics WITH you...

[SuccubusKitty]

hehe, we'll have to ask him now won't we?

[skyler_m]

please do... :D

[SuccubusKitty]

Oh don't worry dear I will. He already knows I got the hots for you :D

[skyler_m]

he does, huh? is he going to try to kick my ass?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Should I stick around to watch?

[skyler_m]

watch or join?

[SuccubusKitty]

Nothing to watch IAKG sorry...hubby don't mind me having the hots for folks....just asks that they bring a playmate for him too.

[skyler_m]

see... IAKG could join us too!

[SuccubusKitty]

OOOH and she's BLONDE!!!!!!

[Sharni]

Sneaks past

[SuccubusKitty]

*looks around* Hey! No fair! lol

[skyler_m]

gotta try for it again

[Sharni]

We dont have to play fair do we ;):D:D

[SuccubusKitty]

How come I never seem to win? Oh wait I am winning!

[skyler_m]

it's more fun if you don't.

[SuccubusKitty]

true enough
*straps on rocket pack*

[Sharni]

*LOL*

[skyler_m]

did someone say strap on? :D

[SuccubusKitty]

OOOH a new Orli!

[SuccubusKitty]

I promise to use it on you skyler

[Sharni]

Yep...usually change every couple of days....or sooner *L*

[skyler_m]

promises, promises

[Sharni]

:D

[SuccubusKitty]

Well if I get to meet you I will :D

[skyler_m]

ok. i'll book a fligh

[SuccubusKitty]

Well don't forget to bring IAKG...she's the blonde remember?

[skyler_m]

I wouldn't forget her. I'm sure she'd enjoy the trip, too

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm glad I'm not easily forgotten. :D

[skyler_m]

Not in the least

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Did you forget that I'm winning?

[skyler_m]

Nope... but I'm waiting for another pic of you to distract me. I still keep paging back to see your tush. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LOL. Well, in the office, I normally don't keep those kind of pictures on my computer. Sorry!

[skyler_m]

You don't? damn.... I do. LOL

[IAKaraokeGirl]

You don't work in a law office :D

[skyler_m]

Quite true. Probably better that way.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

That you don't work in a law office or that I don't keep pictures like that in one? :)

[skyler_m]

hmmm. well, i'm always glad to see pics, so it's not necessarily good that you don't have the pics with you. it's probably better that I don't work in a law office.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Why is that?

[skyler_m]

I don't know anything about the law. At least not enough to do anyone else any good.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Does that mean, at least in this thread, that you fought the law but the law won? :D

(Oh, it HAD to be said)

[dicksbro]

Hmmmm. Such a serious discussion. Maybe I'd better just hop into the lead. :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Hop back!

[dicksbro]

Okay. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

You take direction so well!

[skyler_m]

I can't believe you said that IAKG... lol

[dicksbro]

It's not so bad when she's telling you to take the lead. :)

[skyler_m]

i have no problem being told what to do...

[dicksbro]

... or taking the lead. :D :D

[skyler_m]

yep. the lead is good, too

[dicksbro]

And it's good to have the competition. :)

[skyler_m]

competition is good. *trips dicksbro*

[dicksbro]

I agree. *grabs skyler_m by the ankles and brings him down *

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<---wonders how long it will take skyler to get up ;)

[skyler_m]

it took a few. i'm usually *up*

[Aqua]

I win! (for now)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Actually, you won for a little bit.

[musicman]

you didn't :D

[SuccubusKitty]

No I am winning

[musicman]

think so?

[Sharni]

Yep :D

[musicman]

sure? ;)

[Sharni]

Yep *LOL*

[musicman]

positive ??? ;)

[Sharni]

Yep :D

[skyler_m]

hi

[IAKaraokeGirl]

bye :D

[skyler_m]

you going somewhere?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Just kissing you goodbye as I scoot on past ;)

[skyler_m]

at least i got a kiss from it

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'll keep kissing you if it means I keep the lead. ;)

[skyler_m]

*speeds ahead so that i can get another kiss as she passes by*

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Boy, I shouldn't have told you the strategy, should I?

[musicman]

strategy? what strategy?

[PussyWillow]

strategy is to foreplay
as
passion is to nowplay

[Steph]

stepping in . . .

[Sharni]

To the front :D

[skyler_m]

Sharni's had this for much too long

[sillyme]

It's a shame you didn't have it for longer :)

[Steph]

Or you :)

[sillyme]

Oh, but here I am again :)

[skyler_m]

it's okay. i can share the lead once in a while

[sillyme]

I suppose that you'll have to... but I don't mind sharing with you :)

[Steph]

we can all share

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Aw, thanks, Steph!

[Steph]

but I *am* greedy at times :)

[Sharni]

Me too :D

[WildIrish]

:D

[Sharni]

:line:

[Steph]

Five-week's vacation?!?! Lucky Aussies (smart Aussies, I say!)