Pixies Place Forums - What if Aqua and Lilith mated?

Steph

11-05-2003, 06:48 PM

I'm going on a brief discussion from chat tonight.

Would the kid be an assman wielding a whip?

I shudder to think of a child created from PF & I (and the process from which it was created!).

Any thoughts on two Pixies getting together and the resulting offspring?

Lilith

11-05-2003, 07:05 PM

<~~~~~~ will be back after she finishes ummmmm.....pondering;)

Steph

11-05-2003, 07:08 PM

I know! It's quite a lot to ponder!

We have some powerful fertility here!

Lilith

11-05-2003, 07:10 PM

I prefer to think when not if:D:D:p

SuzyQ

11-05-2003, 07:13 PM

Would they do it on his bike, is what I want to know?

Lilith

11-05-2003, 07:18 PM

I would do him on a bike
I would do him with a dyke
I would do him in the air
I would do him anywhere

I would do him in my ass
I would do him with no sass
I would do him with a pair
I would do him everywhere

dm383

11-05-2003, 07:21 PM

Originally posted by SuzyQ
Would they do it on his bike, is what I want to know?

BIKE??? What bike? :eek:

Aqua & Lilith mated, huh...... well, a whip-wielding, pony-tailed, ass-loving, handcuff-using, extra-bouncy SUPERHERO-type springs to mind!!! :D

DM

('course, with the vagaries of human genetics, the offspring could just as easy end up being a sexually-repressed, bald, asexual midget!!) :confused:

Aqua

11-05-2003, 07:40 PM

Originally posted by Lilith
I prefer to think when not if:D:D:p
Ditto that, over and out!

cowgirltease

11-05-2003, 10:10 PM

we would have little LAUQUAS runnin around!!!! hehehehehe
:D :p

PantyFanatic

11-05-2003, 10:14 PM

Isn’t there some kind of international law about mixing volatile or hazardous materials? :confused:
Originally posted by Steph
.....I shudder to think of a child created from PF & I (and the process from which it was created!).

Any thoughts on two Pixies getting together and the resulting offspring?

The pictures of the Liliqua already painted are enough to keep me in hysterics or afraid to go to sleep, so I’ll just leave that alone.:cool:

As for anything spawned by you and I, ….. something that foraged for roots and nuts, then wrapped them in silky panties would probably not have an easy life, so I suggest we pass.;)

Besides, ……. I thought the infamous Crocagator was the product of some drunken party of debauchery where we both sat on the same chair with a real person.:eek:

Eros

11-05-2003, 11:56 PM

Steph hon...I think it's time to cut back on the meds...LOLCIA

skipthisone

11-06-2003, 07:57 AM

All I know is I aint babysittin...

cowgirltease

11-06-2003, 08:14 AM

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Lovediva

11-06-2003, 11:38 AM

Omg...Lil and Aqua are an item????????

Who knew??????? :D ;)

Aqua

11-06-2003, 12:10 PM

Oh, it's killing me... LMFAO... Liliqua!

And that's a no on skip babysitting... LMAO

And Diva? I have no idea what you could possibly mean... ;) :p

WildIrish

11-06-2003, 12:13 PM

Aqua Ca-Lilith-iente would be the first baby born with hair down to it's ass!

Aqua

11-06-2003, 12:14 PM

LMAO @ Wildirish

But Lil would promptly cut it and give it to charity... :p

WildIrish

11-06-2003, 12:40 PM

Originally posted by Aqua
LMAO @ Wildirish

But Lil would promptly cut it and give it to charity... :p

You better make sure you sleep with one eye open yourself! You'll wake up with a crew cut. Hell, I bet they could cut a good foot off of your chest and back alone!

LixyChick

11-06-2003, 06:43 PM

*gitchy gitchy goo's Liliqua*

Awwwwwwwwww! Looks just like............um........

Oh.......I better not! I hate dungeons!

And......PF? Did you get smacked for that "foraging for roots and nuts" comment? If not.....*WHACK*...........consider yourself properly whomped!

As to skip babysitting...........Ah! Come on! I wanna see him try and find teeny tiny pantyhose to dress Liliqua in before mommy and daddy get home!

*gives Aqua chain mail to cover his locks (all his hairy bits) so they can't be cut*

Geezzzzzzz, you guys are f'in hysterical!

Who else can we pair up?

dicksbro

11-06-2003, 06:54 PM

Originally posted by dm383
('course, with the vagaries of human genetics, the offspring could just as easy end up being a sexually-repressed, bald, asexual midget!!)

You've got to be kidding. :D :D

nikki1979

11-06-2003, 06:59 PM

lmao ill babysit im always up for a good challange!!!!!
~nikki~

Lilith

11-06-2003, 10:27 PM

Am I the only one who know that you can't get preggers from getting fucked *there*????:o:D

FussyPucker

11-07-2003, 06:17 AM

OK enough talk about pixie people making babies you're getting me all paranoid and worried :D

Lovediva

11-07-2003, 06:31 AM

hahaha @ fussy...you wanna play..you might have to pay!! ;) :D

Tell Lou to hold an aspirin between her knees....LOL..best way of birthcontrol!!

Lilith

11-07-2003, 08:13 AM

Just some possible pairings:

Nightstick26 + LixyChick= Lick-n Stick

Dicksbro + Sugarsprinkles= a Sugar-coated Dick

nikki1979

11-07-2003, 03:50 PM

ROFLMFAO
hehehehehehe
~nikki~

Aqua

11-07-2003, 04:21 PM

lol @ Lilith

LixyChick

11-08-2003, 10:24 PM

Originally posted by Lilith
Just some possible pairings:

Nightstick26 + LixyChick= Lick-n Stick

Dicksbro + Sugarsprinkles= a Sugar-coated Dick
ROFLMFAO@Lilith!

Wait a minute! Who is Nightstick26????? Have we even met? I want a dinner first, at least! I might be easy.....but I'm not cheap...! *she tries to say convincingly* :D

Lilith

11-08-2003, 10:36 PM

His av is a sexy cop with a nice baton;)

Slow Ride

11-08-2003, 10:49 PM

Originally posted by LixyChick
ROFLMFAO@Lilith!

Wait a minute! Who is Nightstick26????? Have we even met? I want a dinner first, at least! I might be easy.....but I'm not cheap...! *she tries to say convincingly* :D

she might be cheap ,but she ain't free................

*checks my wallet................. I can take you to Burger King babe

just kidding sweetheart................*kisses you all over*

PantyFanatic

11-08-2003, 10:50 PM

I agree with that.

rabbit

11-09-2003, 08:20 PM

Originally posted by Lilith
Just some possible pairings:

Nightstick26 + LixyChick= Lick-n Stick

Dicksbro + Sugarsprinkles= a Sugar-coated Dick

:eek:

Summer

11-09-2003, 11:34 PM

OMG LMFAO
<----- falls out of chair
ouch
baby that swims whilst carring whip and has long hair hmmm ..... what an odd thought ....

poor Lil carring that extra whip .... or is it a cord?!?!?

Lilith

11-09-2003, 11:36 PM

TY^^^^^ I knew you'd find that pic:D

Summer

11-09-2003, 11:40 PM

yw mistress lil

Steph

11-10-2003, 07:42 AM

ROFL Summer! That is a plausible pregnancy!

Lilith

11-10-2003, 12:27 PM

Never cyber without protection:p

LixyChick

11-10-2003, 12:34 PM

Originally posted by Slow Ride
she might be cheap ,but she ain't free................

*checks my wallet................. I can take you to Burger King babe

just kidding sweetheart................*kisses you all over*
And while we're at BurgerKing are you going to introduce me to your friend Nightstick26?

*checks my lipstick in the mirror*

JK too baby! *leans head back to expose cleavage to all those kisses*

babybunny

11-10-2003, 03:24 PM

If Lil and Aqua mated...A latex wearing wookie?

Aqua

11-10-2003, 03:36 PM

OMG!!! LMFAO!

Lilith

11-10-2003, 05:29 PM

I will have to do a search online for latex onesies:p

Steph

11-10-2003, 05:53 PM

I'll check baby Gap

NOT!

Slow Ride

11-10-2003, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by LixyChick
And while we're at BurgerKing are you going to introduce me to your friend Nightstick26?

*checks my lipstick in the mirror*

JK too baby! *leans head back to expose cleavage to all those kisses*

*tastes your lipstick* my eyes glued to your lovely cleavage

Nightstick26

11-12-2003, 01:07 AM

Hey, you mean people just pick someone for you to mate with here??

COOL! LMAO

Thanks for sharing Slow! :D

SuzyQ

11-12-2003, 08:06 PM

Well...wonder "when" this blessed occasion is going to happen...she said not if..but when...

LixyChick

11-12-2003, 09:30 PM

Originally posted by Nightstick26
Hey, you mean people just pick someone for you to mate with here??

COOL! LMAO

Thanks for sharing Slow! :D
Hmmmmmmm? Nice av! Um......I mean........waita minute there mister! We haven't been formally introduced! And.....I didn't hear you up the ante on that BugerKing deal either! LMFAO! Um.........so there!

Slow Ride, honey? Whatcha doing with my bod??? Neither a borrower nor a lender be..............unless you properly intro us and he has a filet mignon under his hat!

*giggle*

Slow Ride

11-12-2003, 10:34 PM

*looks at Lixy....................looks at nightstick*

yeah right !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......................she's mine !!!!! *grins*

Slow Ride + Lixychick = Slow Lix

Nightstick26

11-13-2003, 12:19 AM

Burger King?? Hell!! thought We'd throw a nice shank ham in the smoker, and I'm sure we can find "something" to do while the meat gets nice and juicy *LMAO*

Slow Ride

11-13-2003, 12:22 AM

*LOL* is that offer for me?

Burger King is really a code name............inviting Lixy to "The Home Of The Whopper"

we'll be SMOKING with or without the grill
:slurp: :sex: :spank:

Nightstick26

11-13-2003, 12:24 AM

Hell no! you do something with your own meat slow!

*LMAO*

Slow Ride

11-13-2003, 12:28 AM

*Grins* come on Lixy Baby

LixyChick

11-13-2003, 06:49 AM

Boys.........Boys..........fight nice!

*feels legs being pulled apart like a wishbone*

Ham in the smoker huh? Juicy.........sizzling.......dripping.........hot..........Mmmmmmm!

Um......I mean........awwwwww, I'm lovin "Slow Lix"! Very clever honeybuns! ;)

Oh....and Nightstick? Since it takes two hands to handle a whopper (and what a whopper SR has!!!!)...............you wouldn't happen to have a foot fetish.............would ya? :D

*I'm seeing a dueling dick thread in the near future, ladies! ;)

Slow Ride

11-13-2003, 07:34 AM

*GRINS* I thought you might like the Slow Lix

and I thought of it all by myself **LOL*

*holds on tight to your leg* along with the rest of you *winks*

Nightstick26

11-13-2003, 11:30 AM

I thought you called him a whopper because it was done in a minute.... fast food style. LMAO

smokers take hours to get done, but it's well worth it!
:jump:

Steph

11-13-2003, 11:39 AM

Why do I have the feeling that she'd be willing to have both of you? :D

Nightstick26

11-13-2003, 11:43 AM

LOL whatcha say slow??? gonna share? :hot:

SuzyQ

11-13-2003, 12:03 PM

Both of them at the same time????? woooooohoooooooo

Nightstick26

11-13-2003, 12:25 PM

who's holding the camera??? *LOL*

Sugarsprinkles

11-13-2003, 12:30 PM

I'll volunteer!!!

nikki1979

11-13-2003, 03:32 PM

LMAO yall are a riot!!!

~nikki~

Nightstick26

11-13-2003, 04:36 PM

WOOOHOOO! OK slow, when and where? LMAO

Slow Ride

11-13-2003, 06:46 PM

*LOL* anytime / anywhere !!!!

how about all this lovely Ladies holding a camera........multiple angles ????????

Nightstick26

11-13-2003, 07:15 PM

Slow - How bout you and I hold the cameras and we film the girls???? :D

Hey, you show me a guy who hasn't dreamed of it! :hot:

Slow Ride

11-13-2003, 08:16 PM

you know what?

I like the way you think !!!!!!!!!!!!!

*looks around* where did those girls go?

LixyChick

11-13-2003, 09:27 PM

*sigh*

Forget the dueling dick thread ladies! We look forward to swashbucklers and suddenly they've become photographers!

*hears Madonna singing Vogue*

Ahem!

Oh guys???? We have a volunteer to take the pics (TY SS.....we'll take you up on that offer!).......so where's my shank and burger?

*blahhhhhhhhh! WTF am I saying?*

What I meant to say is.......

Where's The Beef??

Slow Ride

11-14-2003, 12:17 AM

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Baby

I've got your Beef right here !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steph

11-14-2003, 10:23 AM

All I can picture is kleclere & IAKG's av's getting together . . . producing bouncing cleavage! :D

IAKaraokeGirl

11-14-2003, 10:27 AM

I only have one thing to say to that, Steph...

:jump:

LixyChick

11-14-2003, 03:01 PM

Originally posted by Slow Ride
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Baby

I've got your Beef right here !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*eyeballs popping outta my head*

Looks like a fresh pork[me] sausage or a Lebonese bologna......with a helmet on!

To hell with dinner honey......I'll just wrap my buns.....er......a bun around that! *giggle* ;)

Slow Ride

11-14-2003, 04:32 PM

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm I love the way you think !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LixyChick

11-14-2003, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by Slow Ride
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm I love the way you think !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If honesty prevailed............it ain't my brain you love!

*kisses*

Slow Ride

11-14-2003, 07:02 PM

your wrong baby...................I Love all of you !!!!!!

yeah...........that too;)

LixyChick

11-15-2003, 01:21 AM

Ain't love grand?

Now..............lay down hunny!

I wanna love you too! :slurp:

dicksbro

11-15-2003, 08:10 AM

Dang, I think I came in late on this. I'll just sit here and mope. :(

Lilith

11-15-2003, 10:05 AM

How can you mope with a sugar coated dick???:D

Steph

11-16-2003, 07:55 AM

Don't mope, join in, DB!

LixyChick

11-16-2003, 12:53 PM

Moping is so unbecumming on you db!

Drool looks much better!

Aqua

05-24-2004, 04:32 PM

*BUMP*
This thread kills me... LOL

BTW... I know it was mentioned elsewhere, but it belongs here too...

If Uncle Silky and skipthisone could possibly produce offspring you'd have one seriously pimped out bastard ass monkey clown to deal with... :p

IAKaraokeGirl

05-24-2004, 04:35 PM

Originally posted by Steph
All I can picture is kleclere & IAKG's av's getting together . . . producing bouncing cleavage! :D

Yep. She ^^^ knew then. :D