Aqua
01-30-2004, 05:59 PM
And thought I would share.
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's arse
and turned it's wool to nylon
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon, Pies, you FOOL
Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, He's funny that way
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
Mary had a little lamb
...and the Midwife was treated for shock!
Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was scarlet red
The reason for this very strange deed
was a pick-axe through it's head
Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides
And every time that Mary walked the boys could see her thighs
Mary had another skirt twas split right up the front
but she didn't wear that one very often
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill and now there's little Franky
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's arse
and turned it's wool to nylon
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon, Pies, you FOOL
Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, He's funny that way
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
Mary had a little lamb
...and the Midwife was treated for shock!
Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was scarlet red
The reason for this very strange deed
was a pick-axe through it's head
Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides
And every time that Mary walked the boys could see her thighs
Mary had another skirt twas split right up the front
but she didn't wear that one very often
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill and now there's little Franky