What's your battle cry?

[naughtyangel]

Click here to find out! (http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php)

Lo! Who is that, rampaging amidst the fields! It is Naughtyangel, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a booming grunt, her voice cometh:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I lay waste to the landscape like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!"

[WildIrish]

Striding over the fields, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh WildIrish! And he gives a mighty howl:

"I'm going to fuck you until you acquire caulrophobia, and grin like a fucking maniac!"

[naughtyangel]

hey WI, think it means something that we both get to kick butt using chain-link fence? lol

[BamaKyttn]

Sprinting over the mini-mall parking lot, swinging gilded boxing gloves, cometh BamaKyttn! And she gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"I'm going to fuck you like it's a new extreme sport!!!"

[WildIrish]

Originally posted by naughtyangel
hey WI, think it means something that we both get to kick butt using chain-link fence? lol


There must be a "fencing" joke in here somewhere!

[Cobalt]

Zang! Who is that, running along the plains! It is Cobalt, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He roars vengefully:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I destroy all in my path like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"

[Sugarsprinkles]

Zang! Who is that, stalking through the fields! It is Sugarsprinkles, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a spectacular roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to flog you until you bleed out your eyes, then bake cookies!!"





























:( It figures............................................................all I'll get out of it is more dirty dishes. :(

[cowgirltease]

Zang! Who is that, striding out of the plains! It is Cowgirltease, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with an ominous grunt, her voice cometh:

"This one's for you, mom! I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!"

Hell yeah I like boxing gloves!! And I fight dirty!!:D

[Cobalt]

LOL@SS

[Sharni]

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I pillage like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"

[Eros]

Hark! Who is that, striding out of the candy store! It is Eros, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a mighty howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pummel you until you are unable to sit properly!"

[Scorp]

Prowling amidst the mini-mall parking lot, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a bladed baseball bat, cometh Scorp! And he gives a spectacular bellow:

"I'm going to punch you until you're a parapalegic!!!"


lol mine is ruthless

[Aqua]

WTF is Zang?!! Anyway...

Prowling over the fields, clutching a mighty sword, cometh Aqua! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"This one's for you, mom! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!!"

Sweet!! I get to prowl! :D

[Loulabelle]

Zang! Who is that, skulking over the freeway! It is Loulabelle, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She screams vengefully:

"I'm seriously going to contort you so utterly, your screams will reanimate the dead!!"


Oh and this one's Fussy's

Lo! Who is that, running over the mini-mall parking lot! It is Fussypucker, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a vengeful cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pound you like it's my job!!"

[Lilith]

Prowling over the cliffs, attacking with an oversized scalpel, cometh Lilith! And she gives a booming scream:

"I'm going to smash you so hard, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!"

[musketeer]

Hark! Who is that, striding amidst the freeway! It is Musketeer, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a gutteral cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pummel you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!"

[Lilith]

^^^I like that one:p

[Steph]

Lo! Who is that, stalking out of the tundra! It is Steph, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a cruel scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to hump you like it's my job, and throw you out the airplane door!!!"

[celticangel]

Zang! Who is that, running along the hotel lobby! It is Celticangel, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She roars ominously:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I destroy all in my path until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"

[Ryan²]

"I'm going to fuck you with such reckless abandon, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!"

Whatever.

[SuccubusKitty]

Zang! Who is that, rampaging across the wasteland! It is SuccubusKitty, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She cries thunderously:

"I'm going to fuck you into the fourth dimension, and throw you out the airplane door!!"

[LixyChick]

Stalking over the fields, brandishing buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Lixy! And she gives a gutteral howl:

"I'm going to hump you until you turn inside-out!!"



OMG! At first read, I thought it said hair extensions! LOL!

[Lilith]

lmao.....you are slaying me today^^

[Eliza]

Who is that, skulking across the cliffs! It is Eliza, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! She screams gutterally:

"I'm seriously going to hump you so hard, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!":hot:

[Lost]

Skulking amidst the plains, carrying a studded crowbar, cometh Lost! And he gives a vengeful howl:

"I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!!!"

[Southern Charm]

Who is that, prowling through the terrain! It is SouthernCharm, hands clutching a burning branch! She screams vengefully:

"I'm going to torment you like it's my job, and hit you with a steamroller!!!"

[Nice Guy]

Hark! Who is that, prowling over the wasteland! It is Nice Guy, hands clutching a burning branch! He bellows apocalyptically:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I desecrate like a mad dog who can only get madder!!"

[denny]

Running amidst the terrain, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Denny! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I lay waste to all I see until everything has croaked!!!"