Relationships

[Irish]

As of May1,I will be married for 39yrs.I just heard that relationships,don't last forever.Mattel has announced that Barbie
& Ken,are no longer together, after 43yrs.(Blame it on GI Joe!)
Irish

[skyler_m]

Congrats, Irish! I heard about Barbie and Ken this morning... I wonder if he got to keep the car?

[Lovediva]

LOL....the story I heard is that "Ken" was afraid to commit to marriage!!

[Oldfart]

Yes Diva, he just didn't have the balls to make a go of it.

[Lovediva]

LOL

[naughtyangel]

Congratulations, Irish! That's absolutely fantastic :)

[flutelady]

A little girl went to visit Santa...

He asked her "what do you want for Christmas?"
She answered "I want a Barbie, and I want a G.I. Joe"

Somewhat confused, Santa asked her "G.I Joe? But I thought Barbie came with Ken?"

With a wink, she told Santa.... "Nooo, Barbie fakes it with Ken, but she really cums with G.I Joe"


Congratulations Irish... you're a hope and an inspiration to me.

[jseal]

Irish,

Congratulations sir. I hope to do as well someday.

[thedog]

Barbie's friend, Bed 'n Bath Kelly, is now a lawyer and handled the divorce proceedings. Barbie got the Barbie & Ken Car, the Barbie House, the Barbie clothes, the Barbie Glam 'N Groove Poodle, and the Barbie Vibrator.

Ken got the shaft (the Barbie Strap On).

[paprclphd]

Barbie and Ken - its a sad day when dolls are ending relationships. I don't think I can look at a barbie the same ever again!

Congrats Irish! Here's to many more happy years!!!

[osuche]

Ahhhh...but Ken probably didn't want all that stuff anyway. It's all painted PINK and he wouldn't have been caught dead in it!


LOL :p

[Kissy]

Besides Ken has a ton of other girls to choose from. Poor Barbie isn't so lucky.

[Aqua]

Originally posted by osuche
Ahhhh...but Ken probably didn't want all that stuff anyway. It's all painted PINK and he wouldn't have been caught dead in it!


LOL :p
Are you kidding me? Ken is way to accessorized to be a straight man. :p It was a relationship of convienence and I think it was Ken's idea to have a garage full of pink cars in the first place.

[Lilith]

There is to be new boyfriends for all the various Barbies. Beach Barbie is to get a blonde Aussie surfer.

[celticangel]

(((((((((((((Irish!))))))))))))) congrats!xxxxx

[Irish]

They said on the Jimmy Kimmel show,last night,that the MAJOR
cause,of the breakup,was that Ken didn't have a penis!That's a
long time,to just get licked & masturbated.Variety,is the spice of life.Sorry,I just got home from X-ray,so I haven't kept up! Irish
P.S.Thanks everyone.Give my wife the credit.That's a long time,to
put up with an Alcoholic,street-fighter,racer(motorcycles & cars)
etc.I don't think that I would have done it.Love,must be blind.