Wanted: Cabana Boy

[Lilith]

:D:D:p Welllllllll it's Spring Break....it just wouldn't be the same without a good cabana boy. Resume and salary requirements should be forwarded to: Lilith (http://216.150.92.84/forums/newreply.php?s=&action=newreply&threadid=19224)

[WildIrish]

I'm interested.

I am capable of resuming quite quickly, and would be happy to match any salary that other applicants are willing to pay you.

Oh, I can tie knots in cherry stems with my tongue too. ;)

[dicksbro]

Damn, ^^^^ good. Me, I'm older so I have to take my time and give careful and loving attention to everything I do. Just not something I want to rush. ;) How much money did you want?

[Lilith]

Originally posted by WildIrish
I'm interested.

I am capable of resuming quite quickly, and would be happy to match any salary that other applicants are willing to pay you.

Oh, I can tie knots in cherry stems with my tongue too. ;)

I do like a man with get up and go!

DB~ How much ya got??????;):p

[imaginewithme]

Are you accepting applications for a cabana girl? Or how about someone to put your suntan lotion on? I know I would benefit from this position greatly. Any considerations will be appreciated.

[Lilith]

oooooooooooooooooo I had not even thought about a suntan oil applicator! Smart woman...I like that!

[imaginewithme]

pick me, pick me....let me oil ya up...

(oh my did I say that out loud)

[Steph]

OMG, how much would WI pay, I wonder? :)

[skipthisone]

Would uze like somes orls on uze bewwwy???

Hmmmmmm

[imaginewithme]

So, Queen Lilith, did i get the job as your oil applier???

[Lilith]

What a sexy cabana crew all of you would make;)

[AdamR1978]

OK, I'm going to ask this (I may live in england, but there are still things I don't know!)... what's a cabana boy?

A.

[Lilith]

The sexy person at the pool who gets you drinks...not to be confused with the towel boy;)

They are the people who take care of all your needs, wants desires, while on vacation.

[AdamR1978]

See, that sounds good IF the cabana boy was in fact a cabana gal. I could live with something like that.
Perhaps there could be mutually beneficial cabana co-existance... one day you have a cabana boy the next you be the cabana gal?

A.

[Lilith]

OMG look what I found tonight at the liquor store:D:D:p I am gonna swallow everything the Cabana Boy has:D

[dicksbro]

Wow, it looks all gone and the lids not even off! :rolleyes:







:D

[Teddy Bear]

Lilith, After you've picked your cabana boy from this sexy group of applicants, whats gonna happen to the rest of them? I hate the thought of anyone being left out. So perhaps some of the other pixie ladies and I could provide them with a job? Its the least we could do.

SIGN UP FOR LILITHS UNUSED CABANA BOYS:
1) teddy bear (willing to take more then one if needed ;) )

[Lilith]

They can be placed on some sort of pleasure roatation:D

[AdamR1978]

Well, I'm pretty bored at the moment :) I'm available for all kinds of things. To apply for my services, send a blank cheque...

[Teddy Bear]

Originally posted by Lilith
They can be placed on some sort of pleasure roatation:D


I like that idea!! :D

[lakritze]

How about a cabana older guy? I can slather on the tanning oil and mix a rum and coconut drink as well as anybody.I can mix a pretty mean Cosmopolitan to.Not all of my get up and go has got up and went.For you,I would work for minium wage and without benifits.

[Romial]

What are the perks of being a Cabana boy for you Lil? Do we get free drinks? And what all does a Cabana boy do anyways?

[Lilith]

If you have to ask......


He caters to my every desire;)

[quisath]

Boys can do the Light Work...................but I'll be your "CABANA MAN" ................... (your place is on my Face) YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Ride Um Girly Girl. :)

[Romial]

Originally posted by Lilith
If you have to ask......


He caters to my every desire;)

Does that include the wax part that you were talking about in another thread? :)

[biggie74]

can i apply for your position opening teddy bear?,never been a cabana boy,but i would love to try,maybe double as towel boy,even triple as suntan lotion applicator?

[Teddy Bear]

Whooo hooo!!! Somebody applying to be MY cabana boy! WOW!

TY biggie74, how nice it was to wake up to your post. ;)

BTW... You've got the job. When can you start? :D

[biggie74]

whever youd like,and wherever youd like,but i do prefer to start from the toes up;)

[Teddy Bear]

Originally posted by biggie74
whever youd like,and wherever youd like,but i do prefer to start from the toes up;)


mmmmm...... Do tell more please. :D

[Aqua]

If anyone noticed that I didn't apply for the job of Lil's Cabana Boy, well.... It's cause I'm already her full time shower head polisher. (What else am I gonna do while I am handcuffed to it?)

[one-trick pony]

I can't think of a better way to get aquainted with the Pixies Ladies than to be a part of the Cabana Boy Rotation. Resum� to follow (as soon as I pad it a little. The resum� I mean).

[biggie74]

Originally posted by Teddy Bear
mmmmm...... Do tell more please. :D

hmm,what else is there to say?,maybe i could tell you about me sucking your clit while my tongue flicks all over it,or maybe we could discuss my tognue wiggling around deep inside of you,or maybe even my tongue flicking and licking your nipples while ym fingers explore you. what would you like ma'am?

[WildIrish]

Originally posted by Aqua
If anyone noticed that I didn't apply for the job of Lil's Cabana Boy, well.... It's cause I'm already her full time shower head polisher. (What else am I gonna do while I am handcuffed to it?)


Can we do something for Aqua? This guy needs some sun on his body! Maybe a skylight or something?

Do you think one of those home improvement shows would object to remodeling a bathroom with a pale naked wookie chained up in it? :D

[Teddy Bear]

Originally posted by biggie74
hmm,what else is there to say?,maybe i could tell you about me sucking your clit while my tongue flicks all over it,or maybe we could discuss my tognue wiggling around deep inside of you,or maybe even my tongue flicking and licking your nipples while ym fingers explore you. what would you like ma'am?

phew.... did it get hot in here?

*fanning myself, rubbing an ice cube on my temples*

ummm, yeah.... maybe we should move outta this thread and go poolside? :D

Oh damn, lost my grip on the ice cube.... its down my shirt....

[biggie74]

Originally posted by Teddy Bear
phew.... did it get hot in here?

*fanning myself, rubbing an ice cube on my temples*

ummm, yeah.... maybe we should move outta this thread and go poolside? :D

Oh damn, lost my grip on the ice cube.... its down my shirt....

*lifting your shirt*allow me*licking around til i find the ice cube*

we can move out of here and go anywhere youd like,could even pm me if youd fancy

[Coaster]

I dunno WI..... maybe LIL really likes pale naked wookies!

She must... she's kept him there long enough..... hmmmm.... a kept man!:D

I'd apply for the above position but by the time I'm done with them I don't think the above employers hearts could take it!!!!:hot: :D

[Aqua]

Hey, Lil... since it's spring break, and I'm not cuffed to the shower head at the moment, perhaps you'd like to try out my services as your 2012 Cabana Boy? ;)