The HUT~ No boys allowed!

[Lilith]

for their own safety and protection :D:D:p


I want it stocked with Funyuns, Pepsi and good, and damn it I mean good, milk chocolate:D

[dreamgurl]

ooo can i bring the cookies, and a good harrison ford movie?

[Lilith]

Of course you can.....I suggest Nutter Butters and a Hugh Jackman film too:p

[englishrose]

Yum, yum... Hugh Jackman.....AND a Sylvester Stallone... Orlando Bloom... James Gandolfini- Movies!!

Eh-hem.... fantasise about the stars? Moi?... Surely, no....

Tee-Hee...

[wyndhy]

just a guess, but was this thread spewned by the PMS issues you are having today?:) guys can suck, true. and they are fairly useless when the old dot comes around:)

when you can't fuck to feel better....eat chocolate!:p

[Summer]

I will bring the chips "Salt-n-vinegar"!

[Lilith]

oh I think men are marvelous 24/7/365! It's just a joke based on the old habit tribes had of sending their women off to a special place during their monthly.

[Teddy Bear]

Doritoes and diet Pepsi

[FallenAngel5]

*comes in with cheesecake topped with strawberries and Pretty Woman*

[Lilith]

damn...if it had been cherries I could have passed it up but strawberries * grabs a fork*

[Teddy Bear]

Whips up my sister-in-laws "Better-Then-Sex" chocolate cake recipe!! yummmmm!!

[fzzy]

For this I might even make my cookies -- chocolate (milk of course) chip cookies with oatmeal, pecans and coconut - and they are domed shaped - about 1 1/2 - 2 inches high in the middle and about 4-5 inches across. I don't do much cooking, but that is my goodie specialty.

[littlelass]

fzzy, that sounds REALLY good...yummm...cookies. :slurp:

I can make shortbread ones if anyone wants some...that and apple crisp.

[Eliza]

I just bought 3 lbs of Jelly Belly Jelly Beans!!! I'll be right in!!

[cowgirltease]

I'll come visit yall just to keep you company and bring the whiskey (for the cramps of course) but, I no longer have this problem.:D

[Lilith]

LOL Party in the period hut!!!!

[WildIrish]

Did someone say "doritos"?

<--- quickly runs out of the room before the lassies discover he has a penis

[FallenAngel5]

ahhh boy!

[Lilith]

Originally posted by WildIrish
Did someone say "doritos"?

<--- quickly runs out of the room before the lassies discover he has a penis

too late!!! Tribe custom now says you must remain in the hut as our man bitch! Can you say red wings? :o

[Eliza]

Originally posted by Lilith
too late!!! Tribe custom now says you must remain in the hut as our man bitch! Can you say red wings? :o

:D Ok...maybe this month I'll be happy when Mother Nature cums to visit.

[Sharni]

Ok...someone mentioned My Preciousssssssssssss...

He's mine i tell ya *grabs his arm and drags his sexy ass home*

Ooooo hang on is that Brad i see in the corner....well damn i'm thinking i might haveta stay after all ;)

[TinTennessee]

Ok..i'm bringing the Coke, cause I just can't stomach Pepsi..lol Also, some homemade coconut cake made with Coco Lopez and whipped cream...yummm.....

[TinTennessee]

OMG I have to have my cigs...but I'll go outside the hut to smoke if I have to..lol You don't wanna see me with PMS and NO nicotine lmao

[Cheyanne]

Originally posted by TinTennessee
OMG I have to have my cigs...but I'll go outside the hut to smoke if I have to..lol You don't wanna see me with PMS and NO nicotine lmao

Hehehehe.. I will be right with ya!!! I also don't have this problem anymore, but I do have to contend with the rest of it...mood swings and cravings!!! And, I always get this zit right on my chin!!! Argggggggggg! Let see, I will bring the dill pickle chips and Godiva chocolate!!! :D



:hot: Hugh Jackman???? <sigh>

[Lilith]

<~~~~~ zit face will bring the benzoyl peroxide:p

[Cheyanne]

....yeah, and it never is just a little one.. big and red and....yuk! Right there for all the world to see! I am thinking of naming him... Kinda like IAKG's freckle! Whada think? LOL

[cowgirltease]

Originally posted by Lilith
too late!!! Tribe custom now says you must remain in the hut as our man bitch! Can you say red wings? :o

OMG Lilith!!!!! Yeah he asked for it. Go get em girl!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!:D

[LixyChick]

Today is cramping, gushing day! I think I'll just wrap myself in a Depends undergarment and swallow a 1/2 bottle of midol!

Who wants cheeseburgers? I get a thing for em when I'm in "hut" mode. Oh...and mashed potatoes too. Can't forget the mashed potatoes...and gravy. The breakfast of champions!

[Steph]

I think I'm going to stay in the hut until mine starts soon. I'll get the ketchup Pringles. A coupla joints help the cramps!

[Lilith]

I'm going to see if Mudslides, applied liberally, help.

[nikki1979]

*slips the best thorntons chocs tho the door and asks if shes allowed to come in even tho she dont have the prob*

ill bring the coconut rum and pinapple juice as well mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

~nikki

[Lilith]

You're in!!!

[Steph]

You know Mudslides will cure what ails ya! Then again, you might forget what was ailing ya if you have enough of them!

[WildIrish]

I'm pretty sure I won't forget.

[huntersgirl]

*brings some hot water bottles and tylenol w/ codeine.....I'm just checking on you guys, 'cuz I'm ovulating and I'm sure the elders wouldn't like the idea of me wasting a good egg in here;)


Hey did any of you ever live w/ a bunch of women? When I was in college I had 3 roomates, we all eventually ended up on the same cycle, so I moved in with my boyfriend! LOL!!!

[nikki1979]

never lived w a group of women but in high school gym class we all ended up on the same cycle LMAO poor gym teacher musta thought we were put to get him !

nikki

[Aqua]

Streaks through the HUT covered in chocolate...

Damn, am I living on the edge or what? :p :p

[Lilith]

*uses her whip to ensnare naked fuzzy chocolate man*

[OzKristin]

Originally posted by wyndhy
just a guess, but was this thread spewned by the PMS issues you are having today?:) guys can suck, true. and they are fairly useless when the old dot comes around:)

when you can't fuck to feel better....eat chocolate!:p



amen to that sistah! hehe

[WildIrish]

Welcome to the hut Aqua. I presume you've heard the reward...I mean penalty for getting caught?

[lakritze]

Hey guys...What do you say we all sneak up on the hut and pound on it and yell EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahhehehehehehhohohohohohohoh

[Lilith]

lakritze~ you are flirtin with disaster man!

[WildIrish]

I won't hear a thing...what with the thighs blocking my ears and all.

[nikanik]

I have mud slides an big jogging suits. Its all about comfort right!

[Lilith]

Originally posted by WildIrish
I won't hear a thing...what with the thighs blocking my ears and all.

First time I read that^^^ I swear it said BIG thighs. He was almost in trouble:p

[Cheyanne]

LOL!!!! Fuzzy chocolate man.... earthquake...

I think I need another mudslide!!!

[Lilith]

I have to tell ya...if this was really how that week was I'd be excited about it coming for once!

[darogle]

Whoa!!! How the fuck did I get in here?!?

Uhhhhhhh sorry ladies...

I meant to go into the Pizza Hut next door! Sorry!!

[Gilly]

Ok, my turn. I need peanut butter cups, and I need chicken noodle soup, and I need ice cream, and I need broiled cheese bread! Yeah!

[Gilly]

Originally posted by Lilith
I have to tell ya...if this was really how that week was I'd be excited about it coming for once!


No shit. Down with the evil menses!

[Lilith]

Death to the feminine product aisle!!!

[Gilly]

I'm all for that!!!

[Steph]

I just realized this a great thread to track the cycle by :D

Do Pixie women give off enough pheromones that we have in-synch cycles? :p

[Ando3]

great... all of you PMSing at the same time...

[cowgirltease]

Can't you guys read the sign on the door???????

Geeze!:rolleyes:

[Steph]

ROFLMAO CGT!



*grabs the clubs*


*tribal drumming*

[wyndhy]

i'm hiding here today. mr. wyn is B-I-T-C-H-Y today. maybe it's him that needs to be here (i think he might be on the rag lol)

[WildIrish]

Originally posted by cowgirltease
Can't you guys read the sign on the door???????

Geeze!:rolleyes:


Signs don't apply to us illiterates!

[cowgirltease]

Originally posted by WildIrish
Signs don't apply to us illiterates!

*kicks back in her chair and props her feet up on the table sharpening her pocketknife on a whetstone then looks up at WildIrish, one eyebrow raised* ya know I have done a few castrations in my lifetime and I got plenty of help in here......:p :devil:

[Sharni]

Hmffttt...i dont wanna be in the hut...i hate this time of the month with a bloody passion!!

I'm just in the mood for a damn good beheading :devil:

[Lilith]

Where's a psychobitch who re-registers constantly when you need one, huh Sharni????:spin:

[Belial]

*throws the pizzas over the fence and runs for his life* :D

[Steph]

Belial, you can walk away slowly so we can check out your bum! :D

Thanks for the 'za!

[WildIrish]

Originally posted by cowgirltease
*kicks back in her chair and props her feet up on the table sharpening her pocketknife on a whetstone then looks up at WildIrish, one eyebrow raised* ya know I have done a few castrations in my lifetime and I got plenty of help in here......:p :devil:


You'll all be sorry when you leave the hut! :D

I was gonna make a joke about needing more than a pocketknife but I happened to look down recently. ha ha

[cowgirltease]

yeah, yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah, You know you love us.:p

[WildIrish]

<--- never disagrees with an experienced castratress ( :confused: ) holding a pocketknife!

[cowgirltease]

A wise man! :D you know it's not the cutting part that makes em scream . It's the twisting and pulling that gets them every time. :devil:

[Booger]

Put on his Nuaghty girl scout uniform and heads to the hut. Is about to knock on the door. When WildIrish runs out screeming like a girl something about cowgirltease and castration. Sees cowgirltease sharping her knife throws the cookie in the room and make a hasty retreat

[huntersgirl]

*grabs the cookie and the other crumbs the previous girls left behind*


My turn! Blech! I am a moody bitch right now! We'll see if everyone lives through the weekend!:mad:

[cowgirltease]

LMAO @ Booger

I see them hairy legs boy!

[Booger]

Dang I knew I forgot some thing cowgirltease

[Vigil]

This is true fantasy boys - so lets get down the bars of our choice whilst the ladies are in a hut?

It would be rude to make the house dirty whilst they are away!

[cowgirltease]

Hey...... I'm not on the rag! Can I go with ya?
I promise I'll put away the pocketknife and be a good little girl.:D

[Vigil]

For good little girl - please read
big bad woman.

Lets go.

[cowgirltease]

I'll be as bad as you want me to be.;)
*waves bye to the girls*

[Lilith]

Oreos are on sale this week...they must be circulating some sort of early warning system now:p

[Cheyanne]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**keeps hopping between this thread and the low-carbing pixies thread** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhh the indecisions.....

My boobs hurt! Arggggggg (early warning sign)!

Runs out to purchase the oreos (double-stuff - hehehe ;) ) .... *grabs a gallon of chocolate milk to go with them*

[huntersgirl]

* throws in a couple bags of oreos that she bought on sale last week(must be nation wide!)*

[Steph]

<groan> I can't believe it's that time of the month already. Gah!

[cowgirltease]

*hands Steph a box of Midol*

Damn I'm glad I don't go through this anymore.:D

[Cheyanne]

I don't actually "get it" anymore, just some of the symptoms.... :( cravings, bitchiness, tired, grumpy, sore boobs...........

[cowgirltease]

Chey.....I take estrogen now it really helps with all that ya know. especially the sore boobs (cystic breasts)

[Cheyanne]

I have to be really careful since I had that medication induced mini-stroke...I am unable to take any HRT :( so I have to "suffer" through most of this. I have noticed though that what I eat or what I don't eat has an effect on my symptoms - watch the caffiene, sodium, and carbs :( - basically everything that I crave, I need to cut out during these times...

I did buy some herbal stuff that is supposed to help... Estoven - but it doesn't work if I don't take it! LOL (according to Cobalt) I don't like taking pills - that is my problem....

[osuche]

I'll send anyone in need a pint of Graeter's double chocolate chip ice cream...simply devine!

[flutelady]

Cheyanne, Estroven is good stuff, I take it too. I've done alot of reading and have found that 1200 mg. of calcium per day is supposed to have a higher rate of effectiveness on PMS, etc, than antidepressants do. You take 600mg with breakfast, and 600mg with lunch. I also take ST. John's Wort at bedtime.

I can't say it's eliminated all my ups and downs, but it's definitely helped.

[cowgirltease]

Yep, over the counter I take estroven and calcium too.

[Cheyanne]

I have been ok'd to take estroven from the doc..will have to ask about the calcium. She has warned me against the St. John's Wort because I take an asprin a day... (supposed to anyway - I hate taking medicine!) Anyway, she suggested that before I try anything herbal, I should check with her first and make sure that she has the information in my file.

I will start to take it and get back with you ladies!! :D

[flutelady]

Atta girl, Cheyanne! I hope it helps you..... and this stuff is alot less expensive than prescriptions.

[LixyChick]

*stomps back in...plops pillow and sleeping bag on floor...plops ass on sleeping bag...pops open massive bottle of ibuprophen and downs several with a swill of water*

Hi ladies...I'm back! Please pass the heavy drugs!

[Steph]

estroven? I learned something in the hut!

Thanks for the bump, Lixy! I was just going to track down the thread and relax here for a bit. It's not time yet but my ovaries are trying to tell me something today. :rolleyes:

[Lilith]

Passes Sharni the TimTams:D

[BIBI]

God!

Last week hot flashes, this week, the curse that just showed up after being absent for 6 months.......guide me to the hammock please?????

[Lilith]

Want me to call in the uni boys with the palm fronds to fan you?

[Sharni]

Drags her cranky self into the hut....

Dont talk to me....a week kid free and i get em....the bastards cant come when their sposed to....noooooooooooooooo gotta come early and thoroughly piss me off!

*mumbles and heads for the corner*

[Lilith]

The story of my life^^^^^ too!

[imaginewithme]

oh don't you just love that surprise! NOT

Every month I literally get pissed off, even tho I know it's gonna happen.

ugggg

[Steph]

I was in a few long-distance relationships and when would my period always start? Pretty much the moment the plane touched down. <sigh>

Another cycle of mine is almost over, thank God. I also hate spending money on tampons and don't get me started on the fact that they're taxed!

[Pita]

Hello Ladies, I just saw this thread for the first time. What a great place to come and bitch about Aunt Flo and grab some oreos from Lilith. :D

I just got off mine but still have the lingering break outs on my face. It takes forever for me to clear up and then I am good for a week and here they come again.

I am 38 years old when the hell am I going to stop getting stupid zits? :confused:

[imaginewithme]

^^^LOL ^^^

[dreamgurl]

oh i know about the zits, i have one as a reminder of this past week right on the edge of my lower lip......will nothing get rid of this thing. and Steph i know i paid $7 for a 40 count box of tampax pearl and i'm still grumbling over it .

[Pita]

My daughter is about to start anyday and I am dreading the cost of us both being on. :(

[BIBI]

anyone have napkins.......just ate half a blueberry pie

If anyone jumped in the hammock...get out now!!!! Please lol

[Lilith]

trade ya some napkins for the other half of the pie

[dreamgurl]

mmmmmm pie, but i just ate a whole bag of nutter butter cookies............oops

[BIBI]

Sorry....ate the other half with my daughter yesterday lol


BUT........there's more where that came from!

[Lilith]

WI~ We are not gonna fall for that...

















again:D

[Pita]

LOL that pic was great.


I am depressed today. Seeing someone in pain, missing someone else. Ohhhh life just sucks sometimes. I need chocloate and lots of it!

[BIBI]

Great pic....

Seeing the guy smiling! Cute considering being what he is and that he is going to get flushed!

It has provided me with great imagery for the next time a man pisses me off.....:)

[Sharni]

*Hightails her ass outta the Hut*

Wooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :D:D

[WildIrish]

Remember how hard you had to tug that string to get me to let go? That was a riot! Ahhhh...good times.

[Lilith]

*snorts laughing* ^^^ you slay me

[WildIrish]

I can also be used to stop nosebleeds. :D

[BIBI]

Originally posted by WildIrish
Remember how hard you had to tug that string to get me to let go? That was a riot! Ahhhh...good times.


*FLUSH*



LOL...:)

[Sharni]

Tampons also make good firelighters :D

[BIBI]

:D

Two young boys walked into a drug store one day and picked up a box of tampons and proceeded to the check out.
The man asked the older boy,"Son, how old are you?"
"Eight", the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know how to use these?"
"Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for my four year old brother. We saw on TV that with these you are able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one!"

[Lilith]

lmao

[sodaklostsoul]

:D

Two young boys walked into a drug store one day and picked up a box of tampons and proceeded to the check out.
The man asked the older boy,"Son, how old are you?"
"Eight", the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know how to use these?"
"Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for my four year old brother. We saw on TV that with these you are able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one!"
Thanks, I needed a good laugh today.

I just want to hide in here, unfortunatly my 7yr just don't understand yet. :spin:

[LixyChick]

Here's my dilemma...for those who hate the price of tampons or pads. I have to use both at once! The super/super/duper/super tampon (dunno what it's called, but it's big!) and then the max/mini overnight/can hold more liquid than the Hoover Dam pad they ever dreamt of making! Second day woes...I've gotta change all this shit up to ten times before I go to bed! Get's pretty pricey!

I hate Auntie Flo and I'm gonna find a way to kill the bitch...I swear by all I am that I will!

Um...who mentioned zits? Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'm 46 and I still get zits. Hubby usually asks me, "Who's your new friend?", as he points to the second head growing from the tip of my nose (or wherever it originates from). You'd think that after 16-17 years, that asshole would know better than to poke fun at me at this time of the month! Maybe he likes when I make him sleep in the barn with the rest of the rats!

Um...hi ladies! I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

*sits down and passes out mini Dove dark chocolates*

[Pita]

*Plops down next to LixyChick and takes a Dove choclolate shoving the whole thing in mouth and sighing heavily*


Zits!! I do so hate them!! I had clear skin until two days ago then got up and BAM like five of the suckers!! So I know Aunt Flo is on her way. Like I need a freaking reminder of it.

Lixy you figure out how to kill the bitch you let me know!!!! :rolleyes:

[sodaklostsoul]

:mad: ggrrrr I'm a bitch from hell today. I just about beheaded a male check out person. I had to go to the store, not a good thing when you are craving junk food, I had a good $30 worth of junk food besides everything else. I'm bitchy and just want to get back home, so I go to the shortest line which has a male checker. Everytime he picked up something of my junk food he would look at me and my spare tire. So after about the fifth time I finally asked what his problem was, he says he don't have a problem and goes back to ringing up my stuff, still glancing at me when he rings up a snack. I glared at him the whole time, ran mycard thru the machine, had my hand out for the receipt when a manager walked up and asked if everthing was ok. I grabed my receipt and told him the next time I had PMS and wanted junk food I was going to the line with a female checker so I would'nt be judged by some male idiot looking at me like I did'nt need the junk food and walked out. grrrrr

It's not fair males don't get a monthly. grrrr

So who needs a snack, I got french style cheesecake, while chocolate macadamia nut cookies, donut holes(glazed), strawberry turnovers, pringles, and cookie dough ice cream. LOL :spin:

[dreamgurl]

I'll take some cookies and chips if you don't mind. Where should I sit for my time?

[Cheyanne]

***Comes in and sits down...french style cheesecake!!***

I have been pretty moody the last few days.. and yeah, zits!!! Here we go again!!

BTW Lixy - I don't have Auntie Flo anymore, but I still get everything else!! My ex used to tell me that zits were like icebergs....what was on the surface was small compared to what was underneath... akkkkkkkkk!

[maddy]

*parks her tush in a corner with the quart of chocolate ice cream and a fist full of spoons*

Yanno when you only have to visit once every three months you sort of forget about it. No tell tale signs yet other than I don't have any pink pills to be taking

[sodaklostsoul]

*Chips and cookies for DG*
*2 slices of cheesecake for Chey*
I'm just gonna stay against this wall, my back seems to like it.

[sodaklostsoul]

Welcome Maddy!! Have a cookie!!

[osuche]

Damn, count me in too. But I am craving CARBS. LOL

[sodaklostsoul]

Hmmm carbs, let's see what I have, .....donut holes?

[Steph]

My carb craving is gone, it's now chocolate time.

*marks chocolate down on the grocery list*

I've been proactive on the zits & just bought some new cream. :rolleyes:

[Lilith]

plops down with the bag of Cheetos...


I'm blowing this pop stand tomorrow ladies so get your little puffs of orange poison while ya can!

[Steph]

Ahhhh, mine is finally leaving for another month. I haven't had a carb/chocolate craving in days. Heavenly.

[BIBI]

Anyone hankering for some strawberries dipped in some chocolate? :)

[BIBI]

hmmm.........slurp

a nice refreshing planter's punch

[Lilith]

ok this might not be so bad :p

[BIBI]

Let us eat cakessssssss........... :wine:

[BIBI]

AND Piessssssss......... :rolleyes:

[BIBI]

a couple of these and you have no cares in the world....:)

[BIBI]

:wine: ......mmm......a nice Russian to slide down your throat :)

[BIBI]

Oh....here is our waiter :slurp:


To soothe all that ails ya! :sun:


I'll be on the hammock if anyone needs anything! :)

[Lilith]

Good god...I can't wait til next month :wine: to BIBI

[cowgirltease]

Oh....here is our waiter :slurp:


To soothe all that ails ya! :sun:


I'll be on the hammock if anyone needs anything! :)
WOO HOOOOOOO!!!!!!
BIBI I love your taste in waiters! :D MMMMMMMMMMMMM
:slurp:

[Steph]

And thank you for the food and drinks, BIBI!

/me bows to the Beebster :cheers:

[Pita]

For the last four days I have had terrible pain in my uterus or somewhere in that area. :rollseyes: So bad I am taking pain pills for it. This is not really normal for me to do this in the middle of my cycle. I assumed I was just ovulating really bad.

Then today my 12 year old came home from school and discovered that she has started her period for the first time. *:) my baby is a woman, and not happy!*

Anyway, do you think it could be all her hormones that are causing me so much pain. I have heard that women who are around each other will become in sync with their cycles. Hmmmm?? Whatever the problem it better go away. My poor man isn't getting any and neither am I. :(

[dreamgurl]

Can I join you gals in the hut?......I brought cookies and cherry coke.
Tess I get really bad cramps like that when I have to many sweets near my time, also if i've had alot of bloating. I swear this time i've gained 4 pounds in water weight, this sucks because I have class tomrrow and none of my stuff fits...

[sodaklostsoul]

Welcome DG, grab a seat anywhere ya like. Mind if I have a cookie? Mine came early and I did'nt stock up on the snacks. I hate it when the clothes don't fit. Men have it so easy not having to put up with all of it.

[dreamgurl]

Sure grab a cookie, we'll send the men out for more if we run out. This is the first time in over a year that mine came on the exact day it was supposed to, i thought about getting on some from of birth control to try to fix that but, somehow never got around to it.

[sodaklostsoul]

Thanks hun. Ya men like to drive, make them go get more. LOL. I'm gonna look into going back on the shots, then I won't have to have one. God that was nice.

[Steph]

Man, mine started early, too. :( Good thing I didn't hop in the car to head to North Bay today. ;)

[sodaklostsoul]

Dam Steph, no wonder there was no pics when I got home from work!!!! LOL

[Sharni]

Found the damn place *LOL*....page 31

Are we all in menopause? *LOL*

[Lilith]

I wish....I spent Valentine's Day on page 31????? :p

[sodaklostsoul]

:mad: Since I'm so dam moody I'm hiding here for the next 3 days along with my chocolate hostess donuts or at least until my attitude improves.....

[TinTennessee]

:mad: Since I'm so dam moody I'm hiding here for the next 3 days along with my chocolate hostess donuts or at least until my attitude improves.....

Ok..I'm sitting right here beside ya! I'm not grouchy but have bronchitis from HELL and THE CRAMPS on top of that! It's soooooooooo fucking wonderful being a woman! :hair: :rofl:

[sodaklostsoul]

I gots Java Chip Ice Cream T.......... :D

[TinTennessee]

I gots Java Chip Ice Cream T.......... :D

You are absolutely TOO GOOD to me :x:

[BIBI]

Here you go ladies.... for the chocolate cake lovers

Enjoy ;)

[BIBI]

Junk food bucket for all of you who have diverse tastes lol

[boilergirl1]

sounds an looks good count me in i been feeling kinda bitchy lately myself

[Aqua]

Well... I was gonna offer my services as a waiter, but I see you already have one.

/me leaves with the double chocolate cheesecake I brought for serving

:eek:

[Lilith]

Well... I was gonna offer my services as a waiter, but I see you already have one.

/me leaves with the double chocolate cheesecake I brought for serving

:eek:
shhhh no talking, just take your clothes off :D

[Aqua]

shhhh no talking, just take your clothes off :D
*starts with pants*
:moon:

[WildIrish]

:yikes:


Imagine my dismay when I peek into the hut and see ^^^'s hairy ass instead of all the hot ladies of Pixie!

[BIBI]

:yikes:


Imagine my dismay when I peek into the hut and see ^^^'s hairy ass instead of all the hot ladies of Pixie!

WI, it was a wooly one that greeted you not a hairy one :)

:baa:

[WildIrish]

WI, it was a wooly one that greeted you not a hairy one :)

:baa:



A rose by any other name still smells as sweet.




But that wasn't a rose! It was Aqua's hairy ass! Quick...I need :boobs: !!!!!









NOT YOURS AQUA !!!!!!!!!

[osuche]

Mean enough to chew up nails and spit em out....craving carbs....restless as all get out...horny........


ALONE




Craving chocolate..........






:hot:


Impossible to please,.........







Did I mention bitchy? :D ........



CRAMPING :hair:















Yep, I think I am in the Hut. :mad:

[wyndhy]

if anyone is looking for the hut, i've taken it to a sunny island with cool sand and a perpetually warm breeze. i also installed a hammock that massages your lower back while you lay in the fetal position and i brought the rest of the chocolate easter eggs.
is there a hottub?

[osuche]

You're welcome to mine. I'm sure as heck not moving it to San Francisco. All ya have to do is come pick it up... ;) And bring the chocolate. :D

[wyndhy]

:drive: *stops for some good scotch and a 50$ cigar, too.* cause i haven't said congrats on your exciting adventure that's just around the corner! (((hugs)))

[sodaklostsoul]

:hair:

[BIBI]

;) Thought a giggle was in order...

[sodaklostsoul]

LMAO...Thanks BIBI

[BIBI]

I have more......;)

[WildIrish]

*knock, knock* Is Mrs. WI in there? Can I speak to her please?










I just wanted to make sure you were ok...I never got that apology for being a royal pain in the ass this weekend and thought something happened to you. :grin:

[Steph]

ROFL @ the bluebird & WI.

Wait! What am I doing in here? I'm not due to be here for another couple of weeks.


*scampers away*

[WildIrish]

Wait! What am I doing in here? I'm not due to be here for another couple of weeks.


*scampers away*


/me proclaims himself "Official Whether Or Not You Belong In The Hut Inspector"

[sodaklostsoul]

/me checks WI's pockets for some oreo's!!!

[WildIrish]

/me checks WI's pockets for some oreo's!!!


I don't know what you're reaching around for...but it's a little to the left. :D

[Steph]

/me proclaims himself "Official Whether Or Not You Belong In The Hut Inspector"

You're volunteering to watch me cry, curse at you & eat your carbs and chocolate? You ARE twisted!

[sodaklostsoul]

I don't know what you're reaching around for...but it's a little to the left. :D
LMAO...I was looking for your cookies....but maybe something buttery for my :corn: would work too.

[WildIrish]

You're volunteering to watch me cry, curse at you & eat your carbs and chocolate? You ARE twisted!



Now now...I'm not here to watch, just to keep the riff raff out. :D

[treeview]

Knock, knock

Who's there?

The Delivery man...

The Delivery man who...???

Yes, the Delivery man, in uniform shorts, not the baggy brown ones either, the fitted ones :)

I've got a delivery for the girls at the Hut. Here, I'll bring it in for you. Who is it from? Looks like the return address says, the Guys at Pixies. They must want you to be comfy while you're up here. What a sweet bunch :)

Say, what's in there? Chocolates, munchies, wine...what's in the baggies? Oh, none of my business...Enjoy yourselves :) Fresh flowers too? Those guys do love ya!

No, really, I have to go...no, I can't stay...my supervisor will know...Oh! Keep your hands to yourself...maybe I could come back later, after work...

[Steph]

LMAO...I was looking for your cookies....but maybe something buttery for my :corn: would work too.

ROFLMAO Keep your popcorn away from him!!!

LOL treeview, pass the baggies to me so I can inspect them for the crew. :D

[Steph]

I cried walking the dog yesterday (he's slow lately), I cried several times at the museum (discreetly as possible as I viewed some beautiful exhibits including a sculpture a man did in memory of his mother who died in the Holocaust) & cried watching a Newfoundland band perform last night . . . there were other times, too . . .

It's just as well to reserve a spot in the hut now, I'm thinking.

[BIBI]

Here ya go Steph....just in case :wave:

[Steph]

LOL Thanks, BIBI, Queen of the JPEGs!

[BIBI]

:thumb: Got that right Steph.


gifs too ;)

[Lilith]

Make room for me...I'm trudging begrudgingly down the path to the hut now too. Fear not, I'm bringing a case of these (http://www.pencible.com/images/swiss.gif).

[flutelady]

Pass some of those to me, please. They'll go nicely with the Cheetos and iced tea I'm having for breakfast.

[Steph]

ROFL flutelady! I had dill pickle nachos and cranberry fruit sugary stuff for my brekkie yesterday! We are baaaaaaaaaaad!

[flutelady]

^5 Steph :thumb:

[wyndhy]

my monthlies seem to have turned into three-weeklies :(
*mumbles something about how it's all the the tiny tyrant's fault and i will pay him back later...like maybe by showing bathtub/potty pictures to his hs girlfriend*

[Steph]

Do you mean Aunt Flo visits every three weeks, wyndhy?

Flutelady, let's eat salad and fruit once Aunt Flo leaves us, shall we? :D

[Lilith]

I suggest you make them into a PowerPoint so you can show them like a home movie. captions, animation, and music :D

[flutelady]

Wyndhy, I have such pictures of my kids... and I have shown them off a time or two! Hang on to that thought, cuz it's VERY rewarding to have such power... bwahahahahaaaa

Three weeklies, eh? Time to talk to the doc, sweetpea.

[flutelady]

Flutelady, let's eat salad and fruit once Aunt Flo leaves us, shall we? :D

Sounds like a great idea, Steph... but for now, I've moved on from Cheetos to Spaghettios (burp)

[wyndhy]

LOL @ lil...can you give me some power point lessons?

lol and ((ty)) flutelady. my yearly is comming up soon and i promise i will bring it up at the appt.

[wyndhy]

Sounds like a great idea, Steph... but for now, I've moved on from Cheetos to Spaghettios (burp)
<~~~~used to eat the chef's beef ravioli...cold, straight from the can when preggers. god it tasted soooooooooooo good.

[flutelady]

I'm wondering what a "Hut Potluck" would look like :wobble:

[osuche]

Add me in.....I'll bring the Doritos and chocolate sauce. :p

[Steph]

Add me in.....I'll bring the Doritos and chocolate sauce. :p

Speaking of pregnant Pixies -- with that combo I'm wondering if osuche is expecting. :D

[BIBI]

:faint: Babies
:yikes: Had a dream that I had a baby with my ex and we called him Joey

:confused:


Stephie the chocolate sauce is to drink after eating the Doriitos:whack: (I think!)



Speaking of pregnant Pixies -- with that combo I'm wondering if osuche is expecting. :D

[osuche]

Speaking of pregnant Pixies -- with that combo I'm wondering if osuche is expecting. :D


You have to have sex to be expecting. :spin: Moving is hell on the libido. :(

But I don't necessarily eat the two together...LMAO....I just like salty and sweet....sequentially. :spin:

[sodaklostsoul]

UGH!!!!!!! Just shoot me now!! :hair:

[Steph]

I know my schedule is screwed cuz I'm with SDLS.

How incestuous is Pixies when I know my cycle is fucked cuz I'm visiting Aunt Flo with her? I know her cycle is usually a week or two after me. :D

Can I just mention that it SUCKS that it's that time of the month?

Can I also mention that it's the most crazy period ever? I'm heavy half the day, light the rest of the day. Grrrr.

[sodaklostsoul]

Don't forget Steph...my crazy cycle starts a few days earlier then the last one each month before. It's nuts the way it rotates, but at least it's a pattern and I know when it's comming.

[Fangtasia]

*stomps into the Hut*

Goddam it i hate this time of month....i dont want any more ferals...should be able ta turn the friggin thing off when ya dont need it anymore i reckon!

[sodaklostsoul]

AMEN Sista!!!

[Steph]

I just had my last one barely three weeks ago. Why did I start this one so early? I guess cuz I'm in a new freaking relationship.

I hate this time of the month!!!

[Lilith]

I just had my last one barely three weeks ago. Why did I start this one so early? I guess cuz I'm in a new freaking relationship.

I hate this time of the month!!!

You jinxed me too damn it!

[Steph]

You jinxed me too damn it!

I do have that "gift", yes. Next thing you know, you'll hear that PF is moving to Florida. :jester:

What is the WORST about this one is it's going from light to heavy to light to heavy. :bang:

[sodaklostsoul]

WooHoo I'm done....sorry gals....cya!!!

[Lilith]

I do have that "gift", yes. Next thing you know, you'll hear that PF is moving to Florida. :jester:

What is the WORST about this one is it's going from light to heavy to light to heavy. :bang:
LOL PF can't take the heat in Ohio LOL He'd drop dead on the tarmac getting off the plane here :p

SDLS leave the cookies here!

[Steph]

LOL PF can't take the heat in Ohio LOL He'd drop dead on the tarmac getting off the plane here :p

Stop getting my hopes up! :D

[sodaklostsoul]

/me has cabana boy deliver a new big box of cookies for the hut!

[WildIrish]

WooHoo I'm done....sorry gals....cya!!!



Nobody likes a braggart.



:bang:



Now they know I'm here! :shake: <--- that's me running out. :D

[Fangtasia]

I can see the 'light' at the end of the tunnel *happy happy dance*

[Steph]

Ah, sweet ovulation. How I love the fact that you keep the potato farmers in PEI employed. I am eating sooooo many carbs this week!

[Lilith]

Nothing like a first week doing something new and spending it with a stab wound :rolleyes2

[BIBI]

I ate three candy bars today........

[Lilith]

Bitch! Where's mine?



er I mean....got any more? :D

[maddy]

woo hoo a short few days in the hut and I'm good to go for another three months... hasta ladies.

[WildIrish]

Red Rover, Red Rover.....





















Send Steph on over! :baa:

[Steph]

ROFL Red ahahahahahahaha

Funniest man ever!

This month it's actually a good thing. I hope the ginormous stomach I have is strictly from bloating and not to the superrich food I've been eating. I fear my metabolism has given up the ghost. :blink:

[sodaklostsoul]

I wanna steak rare and a baked tater with the works plus chocolate cake for after.

AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!

[Aqua]

/me wonders how long it's gonna take the women in here to notice the lamp in the corner has long hair

[WildIrish]

/me wonders how long it's gonna take the women in here to notice the lamp in the corner has long hair


/me thinks they'll catch on when they pull the "handle" and no light comes on




OMG...what's the difference between light & hard?













You can keep a light on all night long. :D

[wyndhy]

roflmao^^^^^^^

now piss off! :D:p

[WildIrish]

roflmao^^^^^^^

now piss off! :D:p


*whisper* pssssst.....you spelled wack wrong. ;)

[wyndhy]

oh fine....but when you're finished go get me a dove icecream bar :D

[WildIrish]

oh fine....but when you're finished go get me a dove icecream bar :D


I'll get you your ice cream first...this could take awhile. :D

[wyndhy]

mmmm thank you! :hug:

now go jerk off....errr something :D

[WildIrish]

Yes m'am,and remember if it gets a little dark in here...just pull that handle on the lamp over there. :D

[Steph]

oh fine....but when you're finished go get me a dove icecream bar :D

Ahahaha, I just requested an ice cream bar from my slave, er boyfriend!

[wyndhy]

Yes m'am,and remember if it gets a little dark in here...just pull that handle on the lamp over there. :D
hey...this isn't a handle....it's more like a toggle switch. wtf!


very cool steph....now tell your bitch.....er slave.....um boyfriend to run another one down here, would ya?:D

tell him to brush up on his lower back massage skills, too :p:D

[Steph]

Ahahaha, WI is now the fourth-highest poster in this thread!

LOL wyndhy The slave thought it more economical to buy a tub of butterscotch ice cream instead. I'll Fed Ex a bowl!

[wyndhy]

sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

[Steph]

It feels like I've been in here forever! :bang:

[sodaklostsoul]

Amen!!

[Steph]

I had to wake up TWICE last night to change the "dressings". Women on the pill -- that is your major blessing from using that form of contraception, IMHO.

[BIBI]

Ahahaha, WI is now the fourth-highest poster in this thread!

Well I for one think it is high time we accept the fact that WI is just one of the girls.

WildIrish,

You are here by presented with your very own purse! Welcome to womanhood!!! :rofl:


:line:

[BIBI]

anyone have any sour cream and onion chips?

[sodaklostsoul]

Sorry I don't BIBI......but I'll leave ya the bag of Tootsie Rolls with Junior Mints, Dots and Charleston Chews for ya....cause I'm outta here!!!!

[sodaklostsoul]

Now WI...don't eat all those Tootsie Rolls!!

[osuche]

I'm headed in....in only 2 days by my calendar. I think I *must* be oin schedule cause all I want to do is cry. :(

[wyndhy]

pms.
aka~hut lane

:x: osuche

[Steph]

Awwww, I feel for you, osuche. I find it always helps when you realize why you're so emotional. Sometimes I think I'm going insane (shaddup PF if you lurk here!) but most times I remember it's PMS.

I'm at the wonderful stage where it's only light spotting but the minute you think you can get away with wearing nothing . . . ahahahahaha, Murphy's Law kicked in.

The boy-slave-bitch guy just went out to get me pizza. If ANYONE tells him the cravings don't last all month, I will KILL! :D :corn:

[osuche]

(((Steph)))) and ((((wyndhy))) ~~ Thanks for the understanding.

Today I am not crying. Today I am Mrs. Bitch. :) Yay for hormones! :p

[Steph]

((((((osuche)))))))

What would you like to see on the menu today?

[osuche]

Lasagna. Lots and LOTS of meat lasagna. And garlic bread (which I don't have) <sigh>

At least I'm going to get the lasagna!

:x: Steph TYfor asking!

[flutelady]

My stay in The Hut is just about over for the time being. It's been tense, for sure. I've mostly made it through with very little chocolate, and zero wine. Maybe that's why it's been so fucking tough. Yep, hormones suck.

[Steph]

I've got some veggie & meat lasagna in the freezer, osuche! Come on up!

No wine nor chocolate, flutelady?!?!? You're a strong woman!!!