near death experience

[nikki1979]

ok so last night im all snug and safe in my bed, in dream land unaware of the world around me . out of no where i wake up to the door to my room being opened , (i kno its not my girl cuz i have a monator and cud hear her breathing) i open my eyes to see the shape of a man standing in the door way sneeking into the room . my heart STOPPED blood ran clod and i froze...... then i realize the dog is NOT barking at this figure in my doorway that is tryin not to wake me. i mutter "what the fuck" wondering where the hell my dog is and if hes ok . my mind scrambles to remember where the knife is. i hear the voice "calm down baby i tried to call" HOLY SHIT its jeeping home a day early!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


all i cud do was lay back and thank god i didnt need the knife and the dog was ok !!!!!!!!! he swears up n down he told me he was commin home last night but i swear i dont remember it LMAO !!!!
just wanted to tell yall how i almost murdered my husband!!!

~nikki

[jseal]

nikki1979,

I'll bet it took you awhile to get back to sleep afterwards!

[huntersgirl]

OMG!!! Sounds so scarry! Bet your glad to have your hubby back though!:)

[nikki1979]

LMAO hes mad and pouty i wasnt happier to see him!!!! LMAO !

nikki

[Lilith]

OMG if it were me he'd be pushing up daisies :p

[having_fun]

Whew that was a close one,,, I can see the headlines now.

AP: Bush administration blamed in wrongful death of military member, because spouse was not advised by officials of his early return.

[dreamgurl]

woah, i'm afraid the military would need to enlist someone else cause if it were me i would have killed him on the spot. glad to hear he's home........safe. hehe

[WildIrish]

I hope you made him change the sheets!

[gekkogecko]

At least he wasn't trying to sneak in and tickle you.

[nikki1979]

OMF gekkogecko i really wud have killed him then!!!!!!!!

nikki

[dicksbro]

Could have been serious ... but it is funny now that it's over.

Glad he's home with you, now!