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[LixyChick]

Ladies...it's about time we took a stand! No longer do we have to disrobe for something that men take for granted on a daily basis! I can't believe I am actually saying this...but I can't wait till it snows...now that I have the knowledge of the best kept secret since that idea hit Thomas Edison (idea=lightbulb over his head when he invented the dang thing)!

Sorry...my meager attempt at light humor...get it? Light humor! Oh...nevermind. Don't try and get into my head!

Anyway...without further ado...I grace you with something sent to me in email that I think has to be spread around the globe! Lemme know when you give it a try. How'd it go?



Aiming For The Urinal Cake (www.restrooms.org/page04r.html)

Sorry...had to fix that link! Click on "A Woman's Guide....etc...etc..."

[huntersgirl]

OMG!!!!((((hugs))))) This is just the information that I have needed to perfect my technique! Why I never thought of looking this up I don't know! This makes most of my penis envy go away!!!!lol:D

[LarryL]

It really is freeing to know that when I'm out and have to pee NOW!, I can duck behind a bush or around the corner, whip that pussy poker out, and let 'er fly.

Now you ladies can feel that freedom too.







Can I still watch?

[LixyChick]

*giggle, giggle*

I've written my real name in the snow once. If you know my real name...you'll totally appreciate the difficulty of that manuever! NOW..I can't wait to give it another go!

Somebody smack the shit outta me! I'm actually looking forward to snow?????? Where's the straight jacket when you need it?

[huntersgirl]

I thought I was the only one who wanted to write my name in the snow!!! Everyone I tell this to thinks I am absolutely off my rocker! I'm not actually anxious for snow, but it does give me something to look forward to!:D

[Nice Guy]

They are on the left next to the front door. Gah what is the point of telling people that when they arrive here if they never pay attention.

*Stomps off to his rubber room muttering* :)

[osuche]

Wonderful! Now I have an alternative when I have to go in the nasty gas station potties.

[Teddy Bear]

Oh how I HATE public restrooms!!


Great find Lixy, thanks for passing in on. :)


Has anybody bought & used one yet?

[LixyChick]

Not only can you buy a device for this practice...but there is a non-device method which involves getting a bit more personal with yourself. Read on...it sounds fun!

[darogle]

Okaaaaaaaayyyy.....

Well if you ladies are going to do this, you might as well do it right and learn Urinal Etiquette too.

http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php

[LixyChick]

I got a 40 out of 60...so naner, naner darogle!

ROFLMFAO!

Who's man enough to kick me outta the men's room when I am at the urinal? I dare you!

[Teddy Bear]

LOL!!

MY SCORE:

20 out of 60

Good lord! You can't possibly be male! We have monkeys that are better trained at peeing than you are. If, on the obscure off-chance that you ARE male, you need some practice going to the bathroom. Sad, really.



ROFLMAO! Guess I gotta learn some stuff.

[Grumble]

very impressed with the female pee device, very useful indeed

how about a functional report from ane of you ladies who have tried it out?

[huntersgirl]

I scored a 50 out of 60!!! I am now drinking lots of water so I can go practice in the shower! I am so ready for the urinals! Bring 'em on!!!:D

[wyndhy]

i scored a 30 ot of 40.

girls, i must tell you it IS possible to pee standing up without dribbling a drop. i've done it, lixy, and when your in a pinch and don't want poison ivy rash on your privates, it's great. i didn't read the whole article so if they covered this, please excuse me. if you use one hand to pull up tightly on the skin just above your hood (press it into your pelvic bone for leverage) and tilt your hips forward a bit, you can pee standing up. it WORKS, i swear it!! i'm sorry to see so many of us girls didn't know this, i always thought it was common knowledge. otherwise i would have shared this with you before. :D

[one-trick pony]

40 out of 60.
I feel so inadequate. I've been peeing for 53 years. I thought I knew all I needed to know.
Damn. I should know not to take tests.

[musketeer]

This is worrying soon we'll see those long ques developing outside the gents as well! LOL

[dicksbro]

LOL. Now, for those of you ladies that have tried, does the device point out that you don't always know the initial direction of the stream? That's the touch to make the effect complete. :D :D

[Summer]

LMAO, I commend you brave gals who plan on going to a urinal, but I think I will pass.

30 out of 60


Well, you barely passed. Odds are in favour that you are actually a female and have never experienced a male rest facility in all it's glory. That, or you're a guy who doesn't get out much. If we were you, we wouldn't be showin' your score off to any of our friends, since they can probably pee way better than you can.

[Grumble]

I expect the girls will have better control than guys as the device will not unexpectedly put out a spray pattern or shoot left or right from where you aim it.

A penis is at times a contrary piece of weaponry girls and does take some skill to shoot straight right at the start.

I got 40 out of 60 on that test but I have managed to pee successfully for 51 years and believe that the last 2 conclusions are erroneous. It is in fact a matter of personal choice rather than laid down etiquette.

[LixyChick]

Originally posted by musketeer
This is worrying soon we'll see those long ques developing outside the gents as well! LOL
It's a common problem that in venue's where there are large amounts of people, the ladies line is so damn long and the men have no line at all outside the respective facilities! I attribute this solely to the mere fact that women are subjected to near total nudity in order to deposit a squeak of pee! Takes a long time to pull down those hose and panties and hold that skirt up and out of the way and squat/hoover (ladies DO NOT sit on public toilet seats...unless we are drunk and can't hoover without falling down!) over the seat and wait till the stream ends and wipe and make sure the paper went into the potty and not into the back of your hose and then begin the process of unrolling your panties and pulling them up and then again with the hose...which fight you all the way, btw, especially if it is humid...and retuck the blouse back into the top of the skirt and adjust the bra cause now it's all discombobbled from leaning in such an awkward position! Arrggggggggggggggggg!!!!!

If all we had to do was sidle up to a urinal and hold the skirt a slight bit (or unzip and lower jeans a pinch) and lower the panties along with the hose just an inch under our pee apparatus...whiz, stop and let go of clothing to let it spring back into proper place...and then GO WASH OUR HANDS (Yep gentleman...hand washing isn't just for the employee's of the establishment...AHEM!)...then...there probably would NEVER be long ques/lines ever again!

Also...I don't think ANYONE is suggesting that we suddenly converge on the men's facility INSTEAD of using the ladies room. Since this practice is possible for men in a regular toilet...then us ladies could still use our own lavatories and just use the toilet in this manner till we get some urinals of our own (in the year 2525...I'm sure...cause it's a "woman thing"...and well, who really cares unless a man makes a big thing about it?!!)

Can I get an AMEN, my sisters? [/B][/QUOTE]

[LixyChick]

Originally posted by wyndhy
i scored a 30 ot of 40.

girls, i must tell you it IS possible to pee standing up without dribbling a drop. i've done it, lixy, and when your in a pinch and don't want poison ivy rash on your privates, it's great. i didn't read the whole article so if they covered this, please excuse me. if you use one hand to pull up tightly on the skin just above your hood (press it into your pelvic bone for leverage) and tilt your hips forward a bit, you can pee standing up. it WORKS, i swear it!! i'm sorry to see so many of us girls didn't know this, i always thought it was common knowledge. otherwise i would have shared this with you before. :D
It's all there hun! If you click on "A Women's Guide On How To Pee Standing" and then scroll down the page...They have a "device-free method" which details "finger assistance"!

We won't even have to carry (and then, essentially worry about cleanliness) a device to assist us!

[imaginewithme]

Ok, I am going north to write my name in the snow!

[WildIrish]

Originally posted by LixyChick

Also...I don't think ANYONE is suggesting that we suddenly converge on the men's facility INSTEAD of using the ladies room. [/B][/QUOTE]


Funny...I was just thinking of suggesting that. :D

[Belial]

Originally posted by Grumble
I expect the girls will have better control than guys as the device will not unexpectedly put out a spray pattern or shoot left or right from where you aim it.

A penis is at times a contrary piece of weaponry girls and does take some skill to shoot straight right at the start.

I got 40 out of 60 on that test but I have managed to pee successfully for 51 years and believe that the last 2 conclusions are erroneous. It is in fact a matter of personal choice rather than laid down etiquette.

Two streams in different directions (forked stream) makes life tough. Girls, don't complain about us not being able to aim until you've experienced this doozy :p

[cbass1976]

LOL at lixy

[Coach Knight]

How many Lixy Chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb ... don't know, everyone fell asleep before she finished talking.

JK

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[LixyChick]

*Smacks CK upside his head!*

Oops! Sorry! Bad habit I have there!

I don't screw in lightbulbs hun! I screw...and I change lightbulbs...but never the two shall meet! LOL!