Drowing those sorrows

[skipthisone]

I am sampling all types of techiniques to quench my funk. Last night I just stayed on pixies and online chatting till the wee hours...Tonight I am going to sit in a bar chatting with women...well till I cannot sit anymore or one of them wants to unzip me in the parking lot

hey a guy has to have goals.

[Summer]

what bar??? do i meet you at??? ;)

[skipthisone]

Get driving. Save me from my fate as I am sure my beer goggles are quite blurry

[Summer]

hey, that could be a good thing

[skipthisone]

To getting my rocks off, yes....To having a psycho get attatched, no.

[imaginewithme]

oh wow, sounds like a fun night for someone tonight!!!! :slurp:

[skipthisone]

Either that or I will have the biggest damn headache in the world in the morning.

[imaginewithme]

I think you have lots of great stuff ahead of ya!!!

[skipthisone]

Thanks for the positive thoughts

[Steph]

Do you have any pick-up lines ready?

[skipthisone]

You mean, "wanna fuck?" doest work?

[Aqua]

Try this one...

"Hey... I'm friends with Aqua..."

:p :p

[skipthisone]

Then they know I want to stick it up their ass. That scares some.

[Ryan²]

Originally posted by skipthisone
You mean, "wanna fuck?" doest work? Fucking does it?! I hope it would if I asked ya. ;)

[wyndhy]

tell 'em you taste just like peanutbutter, skippy :rolleyes:


oh, and don't forget your jimmy hat!:D

[WildIrish]

Originally posted by skipthisone
Then they know I want to stick it up their ass. That scares some.


<--- suggests not wearing your "I wanna stick it up your ass" tshirt.

[skipthisone]

*Changing clothes*

[jennaflower]

Have fun...

You are a sexy man... I know it.. you just need to be reminded.

Hugs

[imaginewithme]

So...now what is happening???

[cyberkitten]

hopefully he's busily sticking it in as many holes as she'll let him :D

[Mercury_Maniac]

sounds like a plan, can't wait to go to the bars and find a woman that actually wants to unzip my pants, and hopefully with her teeth

[LixyChick]

I got a little confused 3/4 through this thread (if ya know what I mean :jester: )...but it turned out ok.

So...how's your head skip?

(he just said to himself..."which head does she mean"?)

[thereIam]

I'll bet one of them is throbbing. :D

[osuche]

I bet *both* of them are throbbing.

[skipthisone]

No heads throbbing this morning. ... I ended up just watching the game at an old haunt of mine and was getting read to leave 10ish and I swear to you in walks a gaggle (or pack or group, whatever) of 3 women who were all celebrating one of their divorces....so I stayed at their table and we all got drunk together, hung on each other, I got two of their numbers (and no each one didnt know I got the others) and went home on my merry way...

I just may go back....

[imaginewithme]

YEAH :line: sounds like you had fun!

[skipthisone]

Nice new av........

[imaginewithme]

Very nice signature line.... :hot:

[skipthisone]

It is a motto I hope to live by very soon.

Slut wanna be I am.

[imaginewithme]

My next life I am gonna be one!
Maybe we'll meet up.

[LixyChick]

Wannabe schwannabe skip! You're a slut and you know it...deep down! Now get back out there and slut it up!

*bucking for some new pics of you...I is!*

[imaginewithme]

Hoping you're going out and having a blast tonight!