Bizarre spam subject lines...

[Aqua]

Here's some recent one I've seen...

From the WTF dept:

a new way of dressy intuit mettlesome

No-Appointment persistent bombay depose

appt not neccesary grandfather bruce alger

from the best hydrophobic chairlady medea

schoolteacher alkaloid cornstarch deputation splur... (This one was for reduced mortgage payments)

From the tempting but no thanks dept:

meet teen vaginas tonight (Well, ok, how do you meet just a vagina?)

The barman, grinning wildly, (Makes me wonder, What does he have behind that bar...)

Do you want to meet women? (Breathing women?)

you are a slave? (Kind of a wishy washy dom, huh?)

hot labias? (You be the judge!)

you are invited to an orgy (Now we're talking... this one rated 37.5 when a rating of 5.0 is all that's needed to detect it as spam :p)

underground libido info! (Is that where they put my wife's?)

extreme buttholes? (They almost suckered me in with this one... :p )


Post your crazy spam subject lines!

[Lilith]

I don't get spam...just hatemail :p

[darogle]

aknchwklsdioot bigger penis hot

(I cut and pasted to make sure I got it right) LOL

[Aqua]

To: Lilith@Pixies
Subject: Hot Boy Toys!!

Apply now for a low rate 30 year fixed interest loan from a major lending institution....

[Lilith]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm boys with mortgages...so hot!!!!

[Lilith]

From : I go out, my money is community funds till it's gone, but Jonah wouldn't buy Posted by Nguyen Trinh Dong on

recognize that sender??????

[huntersgirl]

atchison epstein indicter clone drizzly incapable brunswick condone cowmen levee cellular beef gash keith humility pobox legend infra surgical lightproof bostonian exceptional happy bypass ~~~~~wtf does that mean anyway???? Do they really think I would open that?

[Aqua]

Gee, who wouldn't? :p

[WildIrish]

It contains links that eventually end up showing pictures of sheep love. Ummm, so I hear.

[LixyChick]

OMG! An actual use for spam...and me with a deleted/empty junkmail folder!!!!????

Gotta love WI though...he get's the poop on all the good stuff!

[Lilith]

From : Nor were the officers any too pleased with Billy, the sicko molester of Joy th a stick for a few days when you walk. Less of a problem for you than for mere earthbound mortals like the rest of us." She bathed his ankle in the sweet smelling preparation, then held it firmly in <email@addy>



This was for Cialis :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

"Why is lucy Happy?"

What????? Lucy turned into a dwarf?

[Aqua]

LMAO ^^^

[fredchabotnick]

Two from today:

Got V1cod/in . :XANAX: ` V|agr@ % V+a+lium Pn+ermin > +S+oma fxnogncdcibb

alligator descriptor workout congestive affirm teflon dianne inaccuracy amount c...

Anybody know why any of the drug ones are so badly misspelled and have punctuation sprinkled thoughout the words? Personally, before I take medicine, I want to know that the place I'm getting it from can at least spell it right. otherwise....I don't have a lot of confidence.

[skipthisone]

demmi demmi demerol do do do

got that one a few weeks ago

[Booger]

Very hard content..
tomato philosophers near 7
fwd: we shXould all be so lucky beecham
hornee_elders...adult oriented
Re: At a flying trot,
f0rk us in the arse...adult oriented
re:--yes the pass-to pers.-freedom-Cunnin...
spank it here...sexually explicit
get ready to wack it...adult oriented
Preview Hot Babes Playing With STICKY CUM
power drill dilettantes living with 827

just a few from my junk mail at hot mail

[scotzoidman]

"spank it here...sexually explicit ?"

bet they got Lilith to open that one...

[Aqua]

Originally posted by Booger
Very hard content..
tomato philosophers near 7
fwd: we shXould all be so lucky beecham
hornee_elders...adult oriented
Re: At a flying trot,
f0rk us in the arse...adult oriented
re:--yes the pass-to pers.-freedom-Cunnin...
spank it here...sexually explicit
get ready to wack it...adult oriented
Preview Hot Babes Playing With STICKY CUM
power drill dilettantes living with 827

Oh yeah...
I'm ready for some serious arse f0rking! :p

[Aqua]

super pill will help you! (Who needs Superman?)

the super drug will help you! (I guess we don't need Super Pill either)

Wow, I Really Need This! bug n uo g sqgxvl (Nice for you... and what the heck is a bug n uo sqgvxl?)

they don't hire people without degres (But they apparently do hire people that don't know how to spellcheck)

blueberry vivace problem ( :confused: )

Yippieeeeeeeeee (Okkkkkkkkk :rolleyes: )

You went to school and got no dimploma? We can fix... (Dimploma? Another spammer that can't afford a spellchecker)

get a universitty dimploma even if you don't deser... ( I love this guy)

Jenn, Confirm your position (Hopefully it's doggy)

violate your girlfriend happy! (Uhmmm... no comment)

Anal Lovers website as promised :) Brewer (YESS!!! WOOHOO!!)

¤£·Q¥u»â¤@¥÷¦ºÁ~¤ô ( :confused: )

[WildIrish]

Originally posted by Aqua
¤£·Q¥u»â¤@¥÷¦ºÁ~¤ô ( :confused: )


Another sheep site.

And extensive therapy is the only thing that'll get you through problems with your blueberry vivace...herbal home remedies only make it worse. Unless you're from Jersey, where only people with dimplomas can be certified to assist you.

[Aqua]

lmao @ ^^^ :p


Here's another...

learn how to dialate! (Maybe if I could get pregnant, this would be useful. Oh, and did I mention... USE A SPELLCHECKER!)

[Oldfart]

fredchabotnik,

It's to get the messages past the filters.

It'll pick up penis, but not pen;is etc.

Does that make pen;;;;;;;;;;;;is an enlargement advert?

[fredchabotnick]

I sort of figured that, but I seem to see a lot of the same misspellings...
oh well, at least it's amusing to read the subjects.

[skipthisone]

Originally posted by Aqua
lmao @ ^^^ :p


Here's another...

learn how to dialate! (Maybe if I could get pregnant, this would be useful. Oh, and did I mention... USE A SPELLCHECKER!)

All you have to do is ask, I will get this vasectomy reversed in a heartbeat.

[Lilith]

:D:D:p

HUGE Results so good you'll need new underwear

At least I can guess what that one is about.

[Sugarsprinkles]

cramer. contusion. ax. dragonhead. :confused:

bedpost terrace epithet remedy delectable hymnal ghost expelled clock difficulty...

Name Brand Sof.tw.are wholesa.le prices Fre.e Shipping circumflex catchy

Once upon a time, a shill would run down my spine.

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[scotzoidman]

I don't even get amusingly stupid spam anymore...do they just not like me anymore?

[BIBI]

men spurt baby batter

[fredchabotnick]

Originally posted by scotzoidman
I don't even get amusingly stupid spam anymore...do they just not like me anymore?

I can send you some if you're really missing it that much...

[Lilith]

ht. They are clearly... Get ol' onee eye pumping again g

[Steph]

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ARMM? StOck? Wow, I trust these guys! I must invest!

[Aqua]

Warning! Your computer keg is not safe

Dog treats so good your dog will never want to stop eating

Re: exists, since he exists (wtf?)

Fuck girls in the woods

Catsup fixture conspicuous (again... WTF?)

Pump that juicy butthole (Now this one I understand!)

man-you are invivted to an orgy (If it's all just men I don't want to go)

globule 21 lunatics Bowman

guanine ecumenist hollingsworth serfdom Black (Oh, of course)

your sister playing with her asshole! (I don't care what she does with her boyfriend)

Fucking huge tits (Woohoo!)

Red Arrow enters pussy (Yay... more superhero sex!)

deal with your wife now!

The cat handling money?

[WildIrish]

Fuck girls in the woods

guanine ecumenist hollingsworth serfdom Black

deal with your wife now!




Send me the above referenced links, por favor?

[scotzoidman]

deal with your wife now!


but it's her turn to deal!

[Aqua]

Uh-oh.. just got a new one...

Your boyfriend playing with his asshole! (That cheating bitch! I can't believe WI would do that to me!)

[WildIrish]

Uh-oh.. just got a new one...

Your boyfriend playing with his asshole! (That cheating bitch! I can't believe WI would do that to me!)


This isn't what it looks like...I thought I was using a bottle brush to clean it out until it started buzzing. :hot:


And in my email this morning...

Merrill can buy enough Bimmeler neckmould serolo (can anyone ever really have enough?)

[WildIrish]

Today's spam brought me the best news I've had in a long time...


The Wife-Exchange has moved to a new & faster server

(so how long does it take to exchange your wife now?)

[Aqua]

deal with your boyfriend now!

It's sooooo...Cheap!Fm (What? Cheap radio?)

Cloud formation bubbles behind 879 (This is for a growth hormone dietary supplement :rolleyes: )

Become the man of the house! (You mean I'm not?)

what she doesnt know fiberglas snowbelly (Uhmmm... yeah.)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Cloud formation bubbles behind 879 (This is for a growth hormone dietary supplement :rolleyes:





<---is not sure she *wants* a growth hormone that will give her bubble butt. :D

[WildIrish]

Summer's hottest movers

I assume Lilith was taking pics the day Summer moved?

[Eros]

freshest and   h/a/r/d/e/s/t    y ' o ' u ' n ' g    p ' o ' r ' n! Â...


Ooooookay.....lol

[Aqua]

You cannot do that! (Oh yeah? Watch me!)

good teeth synthesis (That's exactly what I need synthesized too, whew)

you are the fuckfriend-friend (So does that mean my friend is the fuckfriend and I'm not getting any?)

Track down lost lovers (If you lost your lover, they probably weren't that good)

[Steph]

need a $1,000 loan? one hour approval

[Steph]

Three from yesterday:

somnambulist cigars from 4

chess board fetishists living with 739

labyrinth cream puffs around

[Aqua]

Hey Steph... I got some peeps to hang with your chess board guys... :p

trombone fetishists near 85 (Is that years old?)

tuba player ballerinas around 167 (Is that how many there are?)

understand, there are ladies (NOW you're talking!)

your wife sleeps around man (Well, as long as she's not sleeping WITH him...)

[WildIrish]

win a trip to jackson hole ~ What makes me think this is an ad for the Fountain of Youth? :D

[WildIrish]

Got an interesting email today that promised me millions in return on a minimal investment in a stock option.


Subject line was "Vagina Beaver Snatch". :roflmao: