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asearching1
06-28-2004, 10:51 PM
Hey gang, I am about to crash for the evening, but have a question that I thought someone here may be able to advise me on....

I have a good amount of blood on my bed mattress. Now, there is no need to call the authorities as I have no need to dispose of bodies, but I spent the evening with a woman I have recently begun dating. I am the first person that she has had sex with and there was an unexpected amount of bleeding. I'm happy to report that she is fine and left with a beautiful smile on her face, but my queen-sized mattress has a blood stain on it that measures approximately a foot in diameter. The sheets have already been taken care of and I was amazed that they are nearly spotless now.... unfortunately, I'm at a loss as to how to clean the bed.


Thoughts or suggestions would be appreciated.

Thanks,

Fred
Lilith
06-28-2004, 11:13 PM
Wow....sounds awful...my first was not nearly as dramatic.

http://www.tipking.com/cleaning/tip_59.shtml
Lilith
06-28-2004, 11:13 PM
if you get desperate

http://www.iloveproklean.com/bloodremover.html
asearching1
06-29-2004, 07:35 AM
Actually, not dramatic during the act. It was amazing. It was only afterwards that we got up and noticed the bed.

Thanks for the info Lilith!

Fred
asearching1
06-29-2004, 01:39 PM
Ugh... the Pine-Sol didn't work at all. :(

I am now applying hydrogen peroxide and it has lessened the stain a bit. Looks like I'm going to be stuck with it. Luckily, there are bigger issues in life that are going well. :)

Fred
Irish
06-29-2004, 02:00 PM
asearching1---I warned you about those 12yr olds! Irish
WildIrish
06-29-2004, 02:00 PM
Duct tape use #1003!

Or you could try Oxy Clean. I haven't tried it on blood, but it's taken out every other type of stain I've thrown it on.
huntersgirl
06-29-2004, 02:02 PM
Yes oxy-clean does work well on blood, it definitely lessens it. If all else fails just flip it! What you can't see won't hurt you!
asearching1
06-29-2004, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by Irish
asearching1---I warned you about those 12yr olds! Irish

Very funny, you fucker. ;)
Irish
06-29-2004, 02:06 PM
huntersgirl---Are you sure that you're not a guy?You sure think
like one! Irish
huntersgirl
06-29-2004, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by Irish
huntersgirl---Are you sure that you're not a guy?You sure think
like one! Irish

*reaches hand down to feel...

Nope, definitely not a guy, but you aren't the first one to accuse me of that!;) My bf says I'm "dude-like" all the time.:D
dreamgurl
06-29-2004, 02:36 PM
have you tried lye soap, it gets out anything.......but i am so for the just flipping it thing, if no one can see it...is it there?
LixyChick
07-05-2004, 10:48 AM
OK...so what happened? Did you get the stain out or not? Even if you haven't at this point...Oxy anything will do it. I have Oxy Magic 409 or something like that...and it get's out every stain I've used it on so far!

And on a more personal note...your new S/O might have gotten her period along with losing her virginity...and could explain the amount of blood!
asearching1
07-06-2004, 03:39 PM
OK...so what happened? Did you get the stain out or not? Even if you haven't at this point...Oxy anything will do it. I have Oxy Magic 409 or something like that...and it get's out every stain I've used it on so far!

And on a more personal note...your new S/O might have gotten her period along with losing her virginity...and could explain the amount of blood!

Stain is still there, just not as prominently as it originally was.

Checked on the period before we even got out of bed.

Thanks :)
imaginewithme
07-06-2004, 05:46 PM
*thud*

i fainted...WOW
jentheredhead
07-06-2004, 10:29 PM
how old is she and how damn big is your dick?
flutelady
07-07-2004, 12:39 AM
I hope she never finds out about this post. If I were her, I'd be mortified. If I were her, I'd have not slept with you unless I cared deeply about you.

Flip the mattress, put a mattress pad on it, and move on.
asearching1
07-07-2004, 07:33 AM
I hope she never finds out about this post. If I were her, I'd be mortified. If I were her, I'd have not slept with you unless I cared deeply about you.

Flip the mattress, put a mattress pad on it, and move on.

I've already moved on. I was simply answering a question posed by someone who had given her thoughts.

Thanks for the offer, but Icare too much about her to sleep with you. ;)
asearching1
07-07-2004, 07:34 AM
how old is she and how damn big is your dick?

Not huge that I know of. About 6 1/2 inches long and 3 inches around.
imaginewithme
07-09-2004, 08:24 AM
**thud**

STOP IT, I fainted again.....3 inches around??????
You're going to make me bleed just thinking about that!




**panting**
osuche
07-09-2004, 08:32 AM
IWM -- I believe he means circumfrence. To get diameter, please divide by pi.











((((it's about 1"))))
imaginewithme
07-09-2004, 08:35 AM
OHHHHHHHH CRAP I feel stupid!!!!

Ok, I just got up from the floor where I fainted...... and now my face is red.

What a dork I am....... **blushing**
osuche
07-09-2004, 08:37 AM
Of course, my interpretation may not have been correct. In which case -- just to be safe ---


















RUN!!!!!!!!!! :D
imaginewithme
07-09-2004, 08:43 AM
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh man that felt good....THE LAUGH THE LAUGH!!!
asearching1
07-09-2004, 08:43 AM
IWM -- I believe he means circumfrence. To get diameter, please divide by pi.

((((it's about 1"))))


Dunno why my reply didn't show up. I just took an official measurement with a tape measure (Do people actually do this?) and it comes out at 4 1/4 inches around.... 1 1/3 inches in diameter.
imaginewithme
07-09-2004, 08:47 AM
sounds lickable to me!!!


:slurp:
osuche
07-09-2004, 08:48 AM
Sweetie, thanks for being a good sport. And perhaps you need one of us to verify that measurement? :D
asearching1
07-09-2004, 08:49 AM
sounds lickable to me!!!


:slurp:


Very nice thought there. Keep talking like that and I'll find a metric tape measure. ;)
imaginewithme
07-09-2004, 08:51 AM
I CAN"T STOP LAUGHING and at such a serious thread...what a looser I am!!!!


OH GOSHHHHH my side hurts!!!!!!!
Popcorn
07-11-2004, 10:06 PM
I have it on good authority that rubbing saalt into the fabric will get out tee blood - seems to work on panties OK
jentheredhead
07-31-2004, 03:13 AM
Very nice thought there. Keep talking like that and I'll find a metric tape measure. ;)

have we ever seen pics of this one?
cherrypie7788
07-31-2004, 04:20 AM
If the blood has been there long enough to set in, it wont come out. Sorry. Peroxide (which you have already done) works good on most stains, so does oxy clean. Maybe you could get some of that special stain remover stuff? I don't know, like I said, it depends on how long it's been there. It's the same way with panties, if the blood has been there for more than a few days you get a stain.
Porn_king
08-08-2004, 11:16 AM
Stain is still there, just not as prominently as it originally was.

Checked on the period before we even got out of bed.

Thanks :)


now, i may be thinking on too basic a level but... flip the mattress over, then you wont have a blood stain for people to see, if you for some reason cant flip it over, or you need to flip it back just say you knocked over a bottle of red wine or something.
osuche
08-08-2004, 03:09 PM
ROFLMAO -- Or tell all your friends that your favorite hobby is deflowering virgins...and show them the proof. Might give you quite the reputation.





(just kidding) :D
asearching1
08-09-2004, 06:25 AM
ROFLMAO -- Or tell all your friends that your favorite hobby is deflowering virgins...and show them the proof. Might give you quite the reputation.

(just kidding) :D

With my luck, I'd be locked up for weeks while they look for a body ;),

Kinda of bizarre that this thread was anbout all of this blood, yet with all that, it refuses to die.