Senior (like Dicksbro) Dating!

[Irish]

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>Dorothy and Edna, two "senior"widows, are talking at the local coffee shop.
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>Dorothy: "That nice Joe asked me out for a date . . . . . I know you went
>out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I
>give him my answer."
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>Edna: "Well . . . I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at
>7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such
>beautiful flowers!
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>Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car . . a
>limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.
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>Then he takes me out for dinner. . a marvelous dinner - lobster, champagne,
>dessert, and after-dinner drinks.
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>Then we go see a show . . . let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much
>I could have just died from pleasure!
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>So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL.
>Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with
>me.... two times!"
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>Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! . . . so you are telling me I shouldn't go out
>with him?"
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>Edna: "No, no, no . . I'm just saying, wear an old dress."
:jester:

[vampeyes]

Too Funny :d

[dicksbro]

Thanks, Irish ... ol' friend. :rolleyes:










:D

[Irish]

DB---You're only (approx) 6mo. older then I am but that make you a "Dirty
Old Man" & me just an old man! Irish :jester:

[sodaklostsoul]

Too Funny

[dicksbro]

DB---You're only (approx) 6mo. older then I am but that make you a "Dirty Old Man" & me just an old man! Irish :jester:

Irish, I promise not to let your relative youth and inexperience affect our friendship. :blink:



:D

[Catch22]

You both make me feel very young in that case.

[dicksbro]

LOL@Catch22.

Don't know what made me think of it, but I remember one time on television a guest from Australia made the comment, "You bloody Yanks have it easy. You get to walk upright all the time while we Aussies have to walk upside down all our lives." I thought that was cute.

Okay, back to our regular posting. :)

[Catch22]

LOL@Catch22.

Don't know what made me think of it, but I remember one time on television a guest from Australia made the comment, "You bloody Yanks have it easy. You get to walk upright all the time while we Aussies have to walk upside down all our lives." I thought that was cute.

Okay, back to our regular posting. :)


To right. And that is why Aussies are so bright. The blood is always in our heads! :)