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Irish
08-19-2004, 06:34 PM
> >
> > A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever
> > physical exam.
> > After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, the
> > doctor
> > said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I could find no
> > problems. I did notice one anomaly, however."
> > "Oh, what is that, Doctor?"
> > "Well, you have no nipples."
> > "None of the people in my tribe have nipples," she replied.
> > "That is amazing," said the doctor."I'd like to write this up for The
> > South Carolina Journal of Medicine if you don't mind."
> > She said, "OK."
> > "First of all" asked the doctor, "how many people are in your tribe?"
> > She answered, "Approximately 500."
> > "And what is the name of your tribe?" asked the doctor.
> > Running Doe replied, "We're called .."
> >
> > (are you ready for this?)
> >
> >
> >
> > (I hate to do this to you)
> >
> >
> > The Indiannippleless Five Hundred

dreamgurl
08-19-2004, 06:41 PM
*hears the faint sound of a rimshot in the background*

Irish
08-19-2004, 06:44 PM
dreamgurl---That is so CORNY,that I'm not even sure that it deserves a
rimshot! Irish

Pita
08-19-2004, 07:01 PM
Irish that was so lame. :D

OzKristin
08-19-2004, 07:23 PM
*groans* hehe

Nice Guy
08-19-2004, 09:02 PM
Irish we may have to hurt you.

kathy1
08-20-2004, 05:07 AM
*does the pee-pee dance across the room from laughing so hard*

jseal
08-20-2004, 06:39 AM
Irish,

Where do you GET these things? And why aren't they illegal? That's a killer!

I'll use it at work today!

Irish
08-20-2004, 08:34 AM
jseal---MOST of the things that I post,are e-mailed to me,by my uncle(Retired
Marine Officer)from Conn.He is my fathers(deceased) sisters husband.He's in his '80s now but has always,been very funny & wise! Irish

scotzoidman
08-20-2004, 08:53 AM
Daddy, make the bad man stop
:bang:

GingerV
08-20-2004, 11:00 AM
Oh god.....that STANK! High praise for a pun, but OUCH.

(And Scotz's reply had me laughing out loud all over again)