musicman
11-06-2004, 12:10 AM
TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS
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> > > Question 1:
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> > > If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
three
who
> > > were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
> > > syphilis,
> > > would you recommend that she have an abortion?
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> > > Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
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> > > Question 2:
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> > > It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
counts.
Here
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> > > the facts about the three leading candidates.
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> > > Candidate A -
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> > > Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologists.
> He's
> > > had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
martinis
a
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> > > Candidate B -
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> > > He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium
in
> > > college
> > > and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
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> > > Candidate C -
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> > > He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
drinks
an
> > > occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
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> > > Which of these candidates would be your Choice?
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> > > Decide first, no peeking, and then scroll down for the answer.
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> > > Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
> > > Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
> > > Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.
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> > > And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said
yes,
> > you
> > > just killed Beethoven.
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> > > Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
> someone.
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> > > Never be afraid to try something new.
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> > > Remember:
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> > > Amateurs built the Ark
> > > Professionals built the Titanic
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> > > and in case you never saw this one..! ....
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> > > Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than
500
> > > employees and has the following statistics:
> > > * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
> > > * 7 have been arrested for fraud
> > > * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
> > > * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
> > > * 3 have done time for assault
> > > * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
> > > * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
> > > * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
> > > * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
> > > * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
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> > > Can you guess which organization this is?
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> > > Give up yet? Scroll down for the answer.
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> > > It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
> > > The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each
year
> > > designed to keep the rest of us in line.
> > >
> > > Question 1:
> > >
> > > If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
three
who
> > > were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
> > > syphilis,
> > > would you recommend that she have an abortion?
> > >
> > > Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
> > >
> > > Question 2:
> > >
> > > It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
counts.
Here
> > > are
> > > the facts about the three leading candidates.
> > >
> > > Candidate A -
> > >
> > > Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologists.
> He's
> > > had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
martinis
a
> > > day.
> > >
> > > Candidate B -
> > >
> > > He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium
in
> > > college
> > > and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
> > >
> > > Candidate C -
> > >
> > > He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
drinks
an
> > > occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
> > >
> > > Which of these candidates would be your Choice?
> > >
> > > Decide first, no peeking, and then scroll down for the answer.
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> > > Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
> > > Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
> > > Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.
> > >
> > > And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said
yes,
> > you
> > > just killed Beethoven.
> > >
> > > Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
> someone.
> > >
> > > Never be afraid to try something new.
> > >
> > > Remember:
> > >
> > > Amateurs built the Ark
> > > Professionals built the Titanic
> > >
> > > and in case you never saw this one..! ....
> > >
> > > Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than
500
> > > employees and has the following statistics:
> > > * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
> > > * 7 have been arrested for fraud
> > > * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
> > > * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
> > > * 3 have done time for assault
> > > * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
> > > * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
> > > * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
> > > * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
> > > * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
> > >
> > > Can you guess which organization this is?
> > >
> > > Give up yet? Scroll down for the answer.
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> > > It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
> > > The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each
year
> > > designed to keep the rest of us in line.