Holiday Humor

[PantyFanatic]

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells".
Saint Peter said "you may pass through the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carols". :D











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[Sharni]

LMAO

[LixyChick]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! You actually found a way to include St. Peter and panties in the same joke??????

I CAN'T top that...cause if it turns out that I'm wrong (and believe it or not I have been...once!), and there really is a hell...I don't want to stand in line in front of you! I'm bringing up the rear!!!!!!

ROFLMFAOAPMP!

[Lilith]

Cute!

[Oldfart]

Santa Claus pulls up at the pearly gates in his new Mk17 sleigh and slides up to St

Peter in a spray of snow.

"Oy?" says the gate-keeper.

[PantyFanatic]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! You actually found a way to include St. Peter and panties .....
If heaven isn't about PANTIES, I'm NOT going! :cool:

[dreamgurl]

:grin:

[Aqua]

I think this might have been posted before but for those that haven't seen it... White Trash Christmas (http://www.toonedin.com/movies/WhiteTrashXmas.html)

[Sharni]

*LOL*cute Aqua

[gekkogecko]

PF: Heard it before.
OF: Heard it before.
Aqua: OK, that one's new to me.

[TinTennessee]

LOL thanks