Why Aren't You Naked?

[dicksbro]

Just got home from the grocery store. Thought it might be a little provocative to go shopping that way. :shrug:

[boo56]

She'll be coming home from lunch with the niece in tow any minute. A nude middle aged man in the office would not be decorous.

[dicksbro]

Just some blue denim shorts on right now ... nuttin' underneath. :)

[pinkFlames]

Avon doesn't like us going door-to-door in the nude.

[Lord Snow]

You might get more sales that way...........:)

[AZRedHot]

You might get more sales that way...........:)

If men and lesbians bought a lot of Avon.

[dicksbro]

I just got dressed ... I was naked until just a little bit ago. (I have an early Wed. morning meeting. :( )

[Lord Snow]

AZ, a man might buy for his wife or a lesbian might buy for herself or her s/o. Hell, you might get a cross dressing man that's buying for his wife and himself. You never know.

[pinkFlames]

Well, straight men do buy Aftershave, deodorant and hand cream for themselves. Problem is my nudity might discourage the high buying but very jealous housewives, so I'll door knock with my clothes on for now.


I'm not naked right now because my heater isn't strong enough to keep me warm without clothes.

[dicksbro]

I was until about five minutes ago when I put on some shorts.

[dicksbro]

I am! I really am! :boink:

[pinkFlames]

You missed out!!! I was naked earlier. :nod:

[dicksbro]

Rats, but, the good news is that you still have a chance ... I am. :D

[pinkFlames]

Rats, but, the good news is that you still have a chance ... I am. :D

:wtp:

[dicksbro]

Hmmm, I thought they were here somewhere. :shrug:


:D


Actually, I am again ... and still no pics.

[ShadowDancer]

Am for now..fixin to hop in the shower before work.

[pinkFlames]

You missed out again. I was naked earlier.

[AZRedHot]

I am, but I'm about to get dressed for the day.

[Maleslut1186]

Such a shame

[kleclere]

Am naked for the whole weekend.

[dicksbro]

I don't really know why. Guess I just got up and slipped on some pants and that, and just haven't gotten them back off yet. Maybe in a bit. I think I'm going to lay down for a little nap. :)

[kleclere]

Feels good to be out of clothes.

[dicksbro]

^^^^ Very true. So, I am. :boink:

[pinkFlames]

Too cold again

[kleclere]

Pink Flames you can come down here and warm up so you can be naked. :teleport:

[pinkFlames]

Pink Flames you can come down here and warm up so you can be naked. :teleport:

That's sounds like an excellent idea. :nod:

[dicksbro]

I don't know ... when I got up I was going to run out to the kitchen and get something to drink and so I slipped on some pants. Just haven't slipped them back off yet. :shrug:

[dicksbro]

This morning ... I am. :D

[Rhiannon]

not in mood

[Lord Snow]

Because I don't get another day off till Saturday and clothing is a requirement for working in a warehouse. So are shoes, which really sucks in my opinion.

[AZRedHot]

I was going to be, and I was going to wait that way for the hubby to come home from work. And then I remembered the chiropractor was coming over at 5. So back into my clothes I went.

[Lord Snow]

If I was your chiropractor, I'd appreciate walking in to see you naked and waiting.

[AZRedHot]

He's a youngish newlywed that I have a nice professional relationship with. I don't like to force my nudity on them that didn't ask for it. :) Then he bailed anyway, as it turned out. So I got out of my clothes after all.

[kleclere]

So we are asking for it here.

[AZRedHot]

So we are asking for it here.

Yes. And if not, you don't have to look. ;)

[gigi]

Well, I am! I have a few minutes before dressing for work. A comfy posting style. :)

[gekkogecko]

I don't like to force my nudity on them that didn't ask for it.

How about those of us that did ask for it ?

[AZRedHot]

How about those of us that did ask for it ?

Then it's not force, is it? Enthusiastic consent, baybeeee! :D

[kleclere]

Don't have to worry about no one looking at a very hot lady on here.

[dicksbro]

At the moment ...




... I am. :)

[AZRedHot]

Company'll be here in an hour and a half.

[pinkFlames]

I will be as soon as the spider vacates my shower cubicle.

[kleclere]

Have to finish repairing a laptop and give it back to owner then I'll be naked.

[dicksbro]

Just got home a little while ago. Maybe in a little while I'll rejoin the BBC (bare boys club). :)

[ShadowDancer]

Im not....cuz Im at work.

[AZRedHot]

Got dressed to work outside; haven't undressed yet to shower.

[kleclere]

Still have to go back to work in a bit. But after that I'm naked.

[dicksbro]

I am. At least for now.

[kleclere]

Have to bowl tonight then if I get home early enough. :thumbs:

[dicksbro]

I was until just a little bit ago. Now, I have a robe on. :shrug:

[Lord Snow]

I have a towel on.....just got out of a shower.

[AZRedHot]

I have a towel on.....just got out of a shower.

Need any help drying off, m'lord? I'm ready, and at your service. :D

[pinkFlames]

I have no idea. :shrug:

[kleclere]

Had to get groceries.

[Lord Snow]

I had a lot to do today, so I had to get dressed. Now I'm back in my towel and squeaky clean.

[dicksbro]

Gotta get ready to go for my morning walk.

[dicksbro]

Except for a robe ... I am

[AZRedHot]

I am; I slept that way.

[Rhiannon]

had to walk daughter to busstop for first day of school and passed out when i got back as is

[kleclere]

Hoping to get naked later.

[dicksbro]

It's a little cool and so I did slip a robe on. :)

[dicksbro]

Same robe ... different day. :shrug:

[dicksbro]

Just got home from Wally World. :)

[Rhiannon]

to cold today for me

[Coaster]

to cold today for me


There ARE ways to warm you up!!

I'm working now but may be swayed for a nooner! :)

[Rhiannon]

lol thanks.. right now we are under tornado warnings till 7pm

[Lord Snow]

I just got home from work.

[AZRedHot]

Just got in from running errands.

[dicksbro]

Cuz' I have on some light blue briefs. :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

'cause sometime soon, I have to get to the doc-in-a-box. Feel like shit. Still. Going on five or six days now.

[Oldfart]

Expected visitors.

[dicksbro]

Just that robe again. :shrug:

[Oldfart]

Got visitors still.

[gigi]

Because I would be chilly and there is nobody here to keep me warm...

[Oldfart]

Because I would be chilly and there is nobody here to keep me warm...

NEWSFLASH - PIXIE FOUND TRAMPLED IN MASSIVE RUSH TO KEEP HER WARM. PICTURES AT ELEVEN.

[AZRedHot]

I am! Just out of the shower, post-marital frolic. :)

[kleclere]

Have to go into work later.

[Rhiannon]

they don't appreciate it when i show up daughers karate tournament that way :D

[dicksbro]

they don't appreciate it when i show up daughers karate tournament that way :D
Who doesn't? :confused:

;)

Oh, btw, I am. :)

[ShadowDancer]

fixin' to be..

[dicksbro]

Sounds like a good idea to me SD! :thumb:

I'm about there except for my robe. :)

[dicksbro]

Today, the exception is a pair of socks. :shrug:

[Coaster]

Off to shower so give me a minute...........

[dicksbro]

For the first day of October ... I am! :)

[dicksbro]

It's pretty cool this morning. (Near freezing outside. :( )

[Lord Snow]

Work requires clothing.

[Coaster]

going outside..

[ShadowDancer]

it's too dang cold in here to be nekkid.

[Coaster]

^^^ Uh huh, uh huh! It is chilly here too!

[ShadowDancer]

Im at work & clothing is not optional...plus its 50 degrees outside & raining. Brrrr!

[gekkogecko]

Just got home from work, and been too busy trying to get food to worry about taking off my clothes.

[Oldfart]

I am, it's lovely and hot here.

Visitors soon, so it's temporary.

[AZRedHot]

Workmen in the house, and date arriving within the hour.

[gekkogecko]

Those actually sound like a couple of reasons to strip, AZRH.

[dicksbro]

A robe on because it's cool, but, otherwise I am.

[dicksbro]

I am. :)

[Lord Snow]

Because I just woke up and I don't sleep that way.

[ShadowDancer]

fixin' to be...stripping as I type...headed to BED.

[dicksbro]

Except for a pair of denim shorts I would be. :shrug:

[dicksbro]

Today ... naked as a jaybird ... except for socks. :)

[Coaster]

Working and it's chilly!

[kleclere]

Yungest daughter here at present time.

[dicksbro]

Actually, I just got dressed because I'll be heading out within the hour.

[Lord Snow]

Because I just got home from work.

[dicksbro]

I am this morning.

[AZRedHot]

I am right now. Too hot in the house for pjs tonight.

[Aqua]

Give me about 5 minutes and I will be.

[dicksbro]

All ready ... no waiting. :D

[Coaster]

getting ready to head out... :car:

[Coaster]

I'm about to be...

[ShadowDancer]

Fixin' to be...headin' to bed.

[dicksbro]

I do believe I am. :)

[kleclere]

Trick or treaters.

[Pita]

I'm too cold natured and have already transitioned from skimpy summer attire to long pants, long sleeved T-shirts, and socks. Good thing hubby already knows what lies underneath all this fabric. :boobs:

[Coaster]

How 'bout a sneak peak Tess!^^^^

I'm about ready to get nekkid!

[AZRedHot]

I yam. The only thing I'm wearing is my glasses and my rings.

[dicksbro]

I like your style AZ ... :slurp:

:)

I am except for my robe.

[kleclere]

Turned up the heat and am enjoying finally being able to be.

[dicksbro]

Except for some socks and my robe.

[Goofy]

Nekkid as a jaybird! Yep, that's me.

[Coaster]

Only T shirt and johnny's! Ugly mental picture isn't it? :0)

[dicksbro]

Just got back from a trip up to Plainfield near Joliet and Chicago to visit our daughter and her family. Had a great time ... actually the whole family minus one son was there. Kind of an early Thanksgiving get together. Poured rain all the way home, but alas, we're here now. Just, not undressed yet. :)

[AZRedHot]

Too cold. I've been in long pants and a sweater most of the day.

[dicksbro]

Kind of chilly here this morning, too. Pants, shirt and robe are being used right now.

[Lord Snow]

I just got off from work. Start of my second week on nights at a new job.

[ShadowDancer]

cuz the hubs & I have a new roommate and I'm not THAT comfortable in front of the guy...some friends aren't allowed to see that much of me.

[dicksbro]

It's rather cool again this morning so, shorts and robe are in ... bare isn't (at least for now).

[dicksbro]

I am, although I have a robe nearby in case I get too cool. (So far, so good. :))

[dicksbro]

Just got home from coffee and so I'm fully dressed. Not socially acceptable and too dog-gone cold to be naked outside or in a restaurant. :shrug:

[dicksbro]

I am this morning. :boink:

[Coaster]

Give me 5 and I will be.....

[dicksbro]

I am except for socks. (Floor is cool)

[Rhiannon]

give me 5 and will be..daughter got her black belt in kenpo today and exhausted

[dicksbro]

No time right now ... gotta go.

[Lord Snow]

Because I work in a factory, and not on a porn set.

[Rhiannon]

too damn cold today

[Aqua]

Oh, a couple of reasons...

I'm at work and Lilith isn't here. (The latter would cancel out the former. ;) )

[dicksbro]

Little chilly right now. :(

[dicksbro]

I am ... although I may slip on a robe ... it's still cool.

[Lilith]

I'm waiting to be unwrapped.

[gigi]

Just slipped out of my robe....and about to hop into the shower.

[Oldfart]

Just slipped out of my robe....and about to hop into the shower.

Tease.

[dicksbro]

Got my robe on this morning to ward off the chill.

[ShadowDancer]

I am...though, fixing to hop in the shower myself...

[Lilith]

Pixies Shower, where all the dirty girls go to get cleaned up. ;)

[Lord Snow]

Pixies Shower, where all the dirty girls go to get cleaned up. ;)

And come out dirtier than when they went in? :devil:

[Lilith]

If they do it right ;)

[dicksbro]

Except for the robe, I am.

[dicksbro]

Today, I am. :)

[AZRedHot]

Too cold to get out of my pjs this morning.

[dicksbro]

I am right now, but, won't be for long. Gotta get ready to go for my walk. Maybe later I can get back to this "more natural state." :D

[Coaster]

Give me a couple minutes and I will be!

[dicksbro]

This morning, I am.

[Pita]

I was naked about 15 minutes ago when my hubby dragged into the bedroom for some afternoon ravishing. Now I'm dressed in my men's PJ and warm socks.

[Oldfart]

I'm too close to the front door in daylight.

[dicksbro]

I guess I do have on some lounge pants this morning ... so, almost ... but not quite.

[dicksbro]

Too chilly this morning.

[pinkFlames]

I'm protecting my daughter's eyesight.

[dicksbro]

We're getting ready to go out.

[Lord Snow]

Because I never sleep naked, and I just woke up.

[pinkFlames]

I have adopted three kittens and am not after a home nipple piercing.

[dicksbro]

I have adopted three kittens.

:wtp: Bet they're as cute as can be!

Meanwhile, it's just too darn cold this morning. :(

[Lilith]

One does not zumba naked without putting an eye out :p

[Coaster]

One does not zumba naked without putting an eye out :p


Wearing my glasses while zumbaring,,,,, zum baring...... some sparing.... oh whatever!

[dicksbro]

Another cold day here ... but, I'm at the low end of being clothed. Some sleep pants and socks complete the wardrobe. :)

[dicksbro]

Just getting ready to go out for my morning walk. With the temperature only around 17F right now, I thought it might be bood to have a little something on. :)

[ShadowDancer]

too damn cold...and I'm waiting on my niece to get here to spend the night with us so she can babysit tomorrow morning. No nakee in front of the kid--so says the Auntie.

[Coaster]

Give me a couple more minutes!

[dicksbro]

It feels a bit too cool for that right now.

[dicksbro]

This morning ... I am ... :)



However ... it is still pretty cool and so I may not be very long. :(

[Rhiannon]

freezing here right now

[Coaster]

am under these sweats

[dicksbro]

Little cool right now. :boink:

[Fangtasia]

Dont wanna scare the neighbours lol

[gigi]

Have to go put gas in my car.

[gekkogecko]

I had to dress for exercise, but I'm about to strip for shower.

[dicksbro]

Because I feel cold. :(

[dicksbro]

This morning I am. :)

[ShadowDancer]

babysitting....

[dicksbro]

Our warmer temperatures from yesterday have headed south and it's a bit cooler this morning. :shrug:

[Aqua]

I'm not wearing clothes, but I'm underneath blankets... I'm not sure if I'm naked or not. :p

[dicksbro]

Light green briefs

[dicksbro]

Today ... I am ... except, I do have a robe handy in case I get a bit chilled. :)

[dicksbro]

Too cold! :(

[ShadowDancer]

too many people in the house...I've not been able to be naked (except to shower) since the beginning of January!

[dicksbro]

too many people in the house...I've not been able to be naked (except to shower) since the beginning of January!
Could you ask them to stand outside for a couple of hours while you post? :confused:





:D

[dicksbro]

But ... I am! :)

[Anglosaxon]

Too cold and in the office

(Just realised that "too cold" was my first reason)

[dicksbro]

A little chilly this morning and so I left on my pajama bottoms and put on a pair of socks ... but that's all. :)

[dicksbro]

I am this morning. :)

[gekkogecko]

Gotta go run around the yard in a few minutes, take care of some stuff.

[WildIrish]

My boss has gotten used to seeing me with a sweater vest all the time...I'm not sure it would look good if that was the only thing I was wearing.

[dicksbro]

I am so far. :boink:

[Anglosaxon]

I am now

[dicksbro]

I am again this morning. :)

[ShadowDancer]

Currently, I am. Unfortunately, that is fixing to change.

[Lord Snow]

:wtp:

[ShadowDancer]

:wtp:

Wouldnt want to traumatize anyone, LS...

[Lord Snow]

Just put a disclaimer stating that the photos contained within this thread may cause a heart attack due to the sheer amount of pure sexy awesomeness and it should be okay.

[dicksbro]

I am, but I didn't want to cause a heart attack.

[gekkogecko]

But I am, from the waist down.

[AZRedHot]

'Cause I just can't seem to sleep naked. I can't get the right temperature, and am either sweating or freezing, and fully awake to notice. I sleep better with something on. Weird, I know.

[dicksbro]

Right here naked as a jaybird (except for some slippers) sitting by my computer posting at Pixies. :)

[WildIrish]

I'm at work and I don't want everyone to see my weiner.

[Lord Snow]

You don't seem to mind everyone here seeing it. Why does work matter?

[WildIrish]

I have most of them fooled into thinking I'm really professional. lol

[AZRedHot]

Um, I'm pretty sure it's been far too long since we've seen WI's wiener. Too long for me, anyway! :D

[Lord Snow]

Check the what's in your pocket thread AZ.

[AZRedHot]

Check the what's in your pocket thread AZ.

Thanks, M'lord. :)

[dicksbro]

Regarding the question that brought us to this thread :p, I actually am naked this morning except for some socks. :)

[dicksbro]

Yep, I am again this morning. :boink:

[AZRedHot]

I am, but for this towel covering one leg.

[dicksbro]

I am except I did slip a robe on. Kind of cool right now.

[WildIrish]

I'm at work again.


But I was wondering if I could borrow someone's towel?

[gekkogecko]

How un-hoopy of you, WI.

I could be naked, or I could not be. You'll have to come over to my place to see.

[dicksbro]

Once again ... only a robe.

[WildIrish]

How un-hoopy of you, WI.


A self-respecting hitchhiker always knows where his towel is!


I was just trying to swipe AZ's so I could see her fully naked :slurp:

[gekkogecko]

Hard to argue with that position. Unless you're doing so from under AZRH, of course.

[Lord Snow]

I'm not naked because after getting off from work at 6:30 this morning I came home and starting pulling the alternator out of my g/f's s10.

[WildIrish]

Hard to argue with that position. Unless you're doing so from under AZRH, of course.


I don't think I'd be arguing in that position.

Damn sure would be hard though. :D

[Coaster]

Mostly am.... it's in the 90's here!

[Lord Snow]

I still haven't been to bed yet. I'm about to get naked so I can take a shower and get to sleep though.

[dicksbro]

I am now. :)

[Coaster]

Only shorts and a thin coat of sweat on.

[dicksbro]

Shorts and a robe ... kinda' cool this morning with our ceiling fan running. (Nice sleeping, though. :) )

[dicksbro]

Well, it's about 11AM and I just got home ... so, just haven't gotten that far yet.

[dicksbro]

I am this morning. :)

[dicksbro]

Been a while since I posted here, but, as a matter-of-fact, I am. :)

[Lord Snow]

Because I just got home from work, and riding a motorcycle naked doesn't seem all that appealing.

[WildIrish]

Because I just got home from work, and riding a motorcycle naked doesn't seem all that appealing.

At least everyone will know you have a helmet.

[Lord Snow]

Have to have a helmet. State law.

[WildIrish]

Please tell me you got the joke? I haven't lost my touch, have I?

[Lord Snow]

Joke? What joke? There was a joke and I missed it? :shrug:

[dicksbro]

I am except for some shorts.

[WildIrish]

Joke? What joke? There was a joke and I missed it? :shrug:


If you're riding naked...people can see your helmet...cuz your penis is showing, and it has a head that looks like a helmet. Wow...I'm definitely losing it. lmao

[Lord Snow]

Nah WI, you're not losing it. You've lost it. LOL

[WildIrish]

lol...ok. Just so long as I know. :p

[gigi]

Did you lose your clothes? :)

[dicksbro]

Nope I just got up ... :)

[dicksbro]

Things to do ... and not a thing to wear*. :)










* Except some socks to keep my feet warm.

[dicksbro]

Just got home from our local fall festival.

[susan1994]

hey,

i am susan.

[WildIrish]

Hi Susan...welcome to Pixies!

[pinkFlames]

I've never heard of being named "Susan" being used as an excuse to keep covered before.

[WildIrish]

I must admit that I've used it too.

But keep in mind that I did have a black eye at the time.

[dicksbro]

Ah shucks, under the robe I am nekkid ... does that count?

[Lilith]

I'm leaving soon for a clandestine meeting with a professor.

[WildIrish]

I remember you always had a thing for the professor.

[Lilith]

Dif professor but she saved me from driving for an hour to find parking on campus so I'd probably do her as a thank you :p

[WildIrish]

Dif professor

Oh. Ok. I assumed you were going to Gilligan's Island for your meeting. :p