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OK, i know its a long shot, as I know your are all sex crazed sexy people, but is there anyone like myself who is not in the throes of passion this crappy evening?
:hair:
Aye... no sex for me this evening.
Lilith
02-14-2005, 04:52 PM
I'll be in the hut if you need me :D :(
And who might that reply be directed at LIlth?
osuche
02-14-2005, 04:53 PM
No sex for me either.....unless he grows a 2300 mile long penis :D
Lilith
02-14-2005, 04:54 PM
any and everyone ...why do you ask?
Stolen Kisses
02-14-2005, 05:15 PM
Nope- non for me either. Dh isnt home tonight. :(
cherrypie7788
02-14-2005, 05:18 PM
None for me tonight, or tomorrow, or next week, or next month...lol
I wont be scoring again till september
nicole2309
02-14-2005, 05:29 PM
no sex here either.... but I'm with osuche if he grows a 2000 mile long penis, it's on :D
Mark Vieth
02-14-2005, 05:35 PM
Not until the end of Feb when my g/f get's back from overseas.
LixyChick
02-14-2005, 06:28 PM
So...if I am having sex tonight...do I answer this query?
^^^^^^^^^^^^That post is gonna come back and bite me on the ass!
*ducks the rotten tomatoes and skips outta the thread*
Mark Vieth
02-14-2005, 06:45 PM
Hey Lixy can I be the one to bite you on the ass? lol
Master Scribe
02-14-2005, 06:46 PM
Sex???????? What is that??????? Gave the wife a nice dinner and a lovely necklace for V-Day...............
I got a coffee cup...............Anyone care to share a cup of coffee??????
LixyChick
02-14-2005, 06:53 PM
Awwwwwwww (((Master Scribe)))!
Hope the hug helped!
No coffee for me at this hour...I'll never get to sleep after...oops! Better not say after what. Wrong thread!
Where's the "How much sex are you having tonight" thread?
*feels the boot kick me in the ass and scoots out the door*
*giggle*
blkcat
02-14-2005, 06:58 PM
It seems Celibacy is the norm tonight,but if your out of step Lixy, your getting the short end of the stick,as a couple of pixie lady's are expecting/hoping for 2,000 mile long penises.
osuche
02-14-2005, 07:32 PM
So...if I am having sex tonight...do I answer this query?
Only if you're willing to share Mr. Lixy :D Then I'll let you gloat. :p
Coaster
02-14-2005, 08:09 PM
nope......... i'll be sitting back, relaxing...... things still alittle tender down there after surgery....... but she did bring home a Reeses Peanut Buttercup Blizzard.......... that's almost as good as sex!
Me neither! ah well nothing new about that.
lonelyarmywife
02-14-2005, 09:12 PM
Count me in, dammit!
Lixy my dear, you are cruisin for a bruisin as they say in these parts.
jennaflower
02-14-2005, 09:13 PM
Not I.... :(
BigBear57
02-14-2005, 09:32 PM
None here either but hey... I got my son home from the hospitol so I'm good.
osuche
02-14-2005, 09:43 PM
((((BigBear)))))
BigBear57
02-14-2005, 09:57 PM
(((((((((((((((((Osuche))))))))))))))) close enough to sex for me :x:
osuche
02-14-2005, 10:02 PM
(((((((((((((((((Osuche))))))))))))))) close enough to sex for me :x:
Aw...sweetie....You deserve a hell of a lot better than that!
phelan
02-14-2005, 10:06 PM
no time for sex, too much work here
cherrypie7788
02-14-2005, 10:33 PM
no time for sex, too much work here
No TIME for sex? I don't think those words will ever come out of my mouth lol
Mercury_Maniac
02-14-2005, 10:57 PM
OK, i know its a long shot, as I know your are all sex crazed sexy people, but is there anyone like myself who is not in the throes of passion this crappy evening?
:hair:
all my evenings are crappy and passionless
cbass1976
02-14-2005, 11:49 PM
nothing for me
Kaelynn
02-15-2005, 12:15 AM
raises hand and steps into the circle of celebacy... good to be here... glad im not alone...
well i still have my toys that will be keeping me company... but I don't count that... so you shouldn't either!
Nothing better than the real thing... hoovering above you... pounding into you...
Ok.... TOYS!!! I NEED YOU!!! Ah hell where did they go....
sodaklostsoul
02-15-2005, 01:05 AM
Nope I was working and the fact of 785 miles one way did'nt help either.........but now thursday is a different story. :D
Belial
02-15-2005, 04:06 AM
Does the day end in "y"?
There's your answer :p
I humbly offer my apologies to the thread...
Turns out I was wrong in my statement above. :D
WildIrish
02-15-2005, 02:29 PM
You ever hear the story of the boy that cried wolf?
He worked with sheep, by the way. :D
Lilith
02-15-2005, 02:42 PM
I humbly offer my apologies to the thread...
Turns out I was wrong in my statement above. :D
Is ok...I didn't have sex enough for the both of us :p
tgisober
02-15-2005, 02:54 PM
None here tonight...g/f is workin'....will be wandering around Pixies tonight lookin for a mind blowin virtual orgasm!!
meanwhile
02-16-2005, 11:18 PM
The real flesh is far away, maybe for another month.
Until then... a guy does what he has to do, even if he has to give his wrist a couple days off - maybe tomorrow. Not now. This place helps, too.
Not having any for about a week. dunno how long it will last.. had fight with wife :bang:
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