Movie classics - lines

[Mark Vieth]

Yeah we all have a classic line from a movie or even a video game.

Mine is this "It's quiet....too quiet"

So come in and litterally drop a line.

[LixyChick]

"He don't even have a license Lisa"

[Sharni]

"The way is shut...it was made by those who are dead...and the dead keep it. They way is shut."

[musicman]

it's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself....

[Oldfart]

Frankly harlot, I don't give a damn.

[Belial]

Ho, Ho, Ho... Well, if it isn't stinking Billygoat Billyboy in poison. How are thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!

[jseal]

"I've got a bad feeling about this..."

[Belial]

"Gawd dammit I'd piss on a sparkplug if I thought it'd help!"

[Stolen Kisses]

You're not afraid of the dark are you? ( Vin Diesel- T.C.O. Riddick)

[Pita]

"Afterall tomorrow is another day"

[AngelicVampires]

"Throw the baggage out!!"

[Sharni]

I shall. A craftsman is always pleased to hear his work is appreciated.

[Booger]

how about a pizza and a fuck (slap) what you don't like pizza

[lonelyarmywife]

how about a pizza and a fuck (slap) what you don't like pizza

HAHA, i remember that quote but i don't remember what movie iti s from...refresh my memory.

[LixyChick]

"OK...Everyone who thinks that was a Russian spy water tentacle, raise your hand"

[LixyChick]

BTW...I just have to say...ROFLMFAO@Booger's contribution!

[LixyChick]

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner!"

Geezzzzz...I hope I quoted that right! I saw the damn movie enough!

[musicman]

I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.

[osuche]

How do I write romance books so well?

"I picture a man. Then I take away reason and accountaibility."

[Booger]

HAHA, i remember that quote but i don't remember what movie iti s from...refresh my memory.

good question I've been trying to remember myself

[Mercury_Maniac]

mark to go along with your post.

"well that was easy....yeah a little too easy"

"its really quiet....yeah a little to quiet"

"look theres Raf.....yeah alittle to Raf....Will you knock it off!!!"

[Mercury_Maniac]

heres a good one.


"they're large and in charge and looking for chickies!!"

[FallenAngel5]

"I coulda had class. I coulda been somebody. I coulda been a contender. Instead of a bum, which is what I am." :)

[Mark Vieth]

Hey see if anybody remember these lines from a classic trilogy.

Great scotts!

Hey Marty we have to go back to the future.

This is heavy.

[Mercury_Maniac]

"Jumping Giga-watts"

[Booger]

it's a 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit It.

[Mercury_Maniac]

"Wanna beer? How about some ether?"

[Belial]

"Blessed are the cheesemakers?"

[Mark Vieth]

I know it's cheesy but it is a classic

May the force be with you.......

[LixyChick]

*snapping fingers and smokin a big cigar*

"Fatsman...lemme tell you my story"

[sodaklostsoul]

"I don't fuck fossil's for free"

[rabbit]

"Nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker."

[waltaja]

"Ray! This is Walter!!!! AHHHHH!!!"

"Well ya can't really dust for vomit"

"And I was like, 'Hey Llama! How about a little something for the effort?!' and he said, 'There will be no money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you shall recieve total consiousness.' So I got that going for me"

[Cassiopeia]

" You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how. "

[Cassiopeia]

oh lol, and a movie that I watched recently -- "Inconceivable!"

[Mercury_Maniac]

"Get your Cock outta my Chrysler you Son of a Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!"

[musicman]

Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

[musicman]

"Revenge is a dish best served cold" - Old Klingon proverb

[Oldfart]

No ma'am, we're musicians.

[Belial]

"Well ya can't really dust for vomit"




HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"That's beautiful, what's it called?" "It's called Lick My Love Pump".

[waltaja]

"Workin' on a Sex Farm! Tryin' to raise some hard love"

"Stonehenge! Where the demons dwell, where the banshees live and they do live well!"

man that movie rocked

[Mercury_Maniac]

"You're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop!"

[Mark Vieth]

Today is a good day to die - Star trek

[Belial]

Help! Help! I'm bein' repressed!

[Mark Vieth]

A scene from Jim Carey's Liar Liar

"What the hell are you doing?"
"I'm kicking my ass, do you mind?!"

[Stolen Kisses]

One -two - Freddy's -comin' -for -you-

Three- four- better- lock- your -door -

five -six -grab -your -crucifix-

seven- eight- better - stay- up -late

nine- ten- never- sleep - again-


Nightmare on Elm Street

[Mark Vieth]

I live my life a quarter mile at a time. - Vin Diesel - Fast and the furious

[Belial]

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need....roads....

[Mark Vieth]

Ah choo! Sorry I'm alergic to bullshit.- Will Smith - I,Robot

[texascubfan]

Damien "37?! you sucked 37 dicks?! my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"

customer "in a row?"

Girlfriend storms out of store..

Damien "Hey, try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!"

guy out side starts to follow girlfriend

Damien "hey you! get back here!"


Clerks, the greatest low budget movie ever!

[texascubfan]

any line out of Monty Python's search for the holy grail is a classic, but i'm sure we can all recite that movie word for word.....

"you can't appoint yourself supreme ruler just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

[Mark Vieth]

Now heres a scene from star wars Empire strikes back. It's when Luke has crashed his X-wing into the puddle just shy of Yoda's hut and Yoda is instructing him in the ways of the force. Now the X-wing has gone completely under the water.....

"I'll never get it out now."

"Listen to not a word I say?"

"Master, moving rocks around is one thing, but this is different."

"NO,no different, different only in your mind. You must unlearn what you have learned."

"Ok I'll give it a try."

"No do or do not, there is no try."

Luke sticks his hand out and he can't get it out.....

"I can't it's too big."

"Judge me, by my size do you?"

"You ask the impossible."

Then Yoda uses the force and gets the x-wing out......

"I, I don't believe it!"

"That is why you fail."

[texascubfan]

"Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop doing amphetamines!"

[lakritze]

"What we have here is a failure to communicate." I think it's from Cool Hand Luke......."SHIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT." from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

[sodaklostsoul]

"I can't beleive I gave my panties to a geek"



Ya I like 80's movies.

[Mark Vieth]

Don't forget to fasten your condom...sorry seatbelt! - Steve Martin - Father of the bride

[Belial]

Simon says die!

[Teddy Bear]

"Thier broken..... mines broken." Pretty Woman

"Name one? Just one.... ok, theres Cinder-fuckin-rella" Pretty Woman

"Do we win this time?" Rambo?

"Think. Did I hear the word think escape your lips?" Princess Bride

[sodaklostsoul]

Garth ~ "She's a Babe"

Wayne ~ "She's Babelishious" (sp)

[waltaja]

"If she was a president, she'd be Babraham Lincoln"

"Excuse me while I whip this out"

"I hate you, you little prick! No I don't. I love your momma"

"What we need here is some gothic ranch action. Desire under the elms. I want to see some smoldering glance down at the old corral"

"What the fuck Damn Hankey!?! Get us some Talls!"

[RaTheSunGod]

"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.." :jump: :rant:

[Mark Vieth]

Call me Totoanilation! - Cats and Dogs

[Mark Vieth]

This one is another from star wars empire strikes back. It takes place between Leia and Solo on board the falcon during the Hoth evacuation.

"Would it help if I got out and pushed?"

"Yeah it might!"

[BIBI]

Somebody's pulling my tail.....Cpwardly Lion

[Oldfart]

Welcome to Castle Dracula.

[sodaklostsoul]

"We have both kinds of music here, country and western"

[waltaja]

"I bet those cops have got SCMODS"

"SCMODS?"

"State county municipal offender data systems...hmmppff"

[Belial]

"Of course, even if you make it out the front door, you're still in the middle of the fuckin' desert!" :D

That might not be 100% right, I'm sure someone can correct it :)

[Belial]

"'tis but a flesh wound!"

[Oldfart]

Cheer up, Bwian.

[Mark Vieth]

Ok, Some classic Arnie lines.

I'll be back.....

If it bleeds we can kill it.....

You are one ugly motherfucker....

You're luggage...

[Mark Vieth]

*bump*

[waltaja]

"Oh and Dude, china-man is not the prefered nomenclature...Asian American please."

Dude - "Jesus..."
Jesus - "You said it man! Nobody fucks with the Jesus!"

Taggart - "We'll pull a number 6 on 'em"
Headly - "I'm afraid i'm not familiar with that one."
Taggart - "That's where we go riding into town and whoopin' and a whompin' anything that moves...except the women folk of course."
Headly - "you spare the women?
Taggart - "Shit no, we rape the shit outta them at the number 6 dance later on"

"We'll make rockridge feel like a chicken that got caught in a tractor's nuts"

[1nutworld]

"that torpedo did not self destruct, you heard it strike the hull, and I .............was never here" James Earl Jones as James Greer in Hunt for Red October

[sodaklostsoul]

"Talk Hard"

[Mark Vieth]

"There is no spoon." - Neo, the matrix

[FallenAngel5]

Well if we're on the Matrix... :)

"Denial is the most predictable of all human responses." - the Architect, The Matrix Reloaded

[Irish]

"Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!"---Harley Davidson & the
Marlboro Man. Also my signature! Irish

[rabbit]

"I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' And to tell you the truth I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"

--Dirty Harry

[Irish]

Just seen again-Not exact quote!
Just cause you've got feathers,sticking out of your ass,doesn't mean you're
a chicken!---Brad Pitt---Fight Club. Irish

[mayhem1978]

"will you please stop shooting at the thermonclear weapons"

[fredchabotnick]

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES!'"

[wyndhy]

twas...soap...poisoning!

[BIGbad]

"I got news for you pal. You ain't leadin but two things right now, Jack and Shit, and Jack left town."

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

"Were not just going to shoot the bastards, were going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads on our tanks."

[Mark Vieth]

"Sub zero and scorpion, deadliest of enemies but slaves under my power." - Shang Tsung mortal kombat.

[Mark Vieth]

"Never fear Smith is here." - Lost in space

[BIBI]

This is not from a movie but the old Quincy show.

Quincy says on the phone, "You mean if he had gone to the hospital instead of to a hooker. he'd still be alive?

[dbs40]

"I want him dead!! His familiy dead!!! His house burned to the ground!!! I wanna piss on his ashes!!

"I should have broken your thumb!"

Get away from her you bitch!!!

"I sense something, something I havn't felt since....

Say hello to my little friend!!!!

Hasta la vista baby!!!

My name is maximus desimus meridius , husband to a murdered wife and father to a murdered son and i will have my vengence.

"You didn't think it was gonna be easy did you? Yeah for a second there I thought it was. Silly rabbit. Tricks are for kids.