Pilot's Dilemma for OldFart

[PantyFanatic]

You are a South African bush pilot. You fly in some critical medical supplies,:banner: enjoy a quick lunch at the hospital.:corn:
It's a stifling 100 degrees :sun: in the shade and you're eager to get back up to the cool, high blue yonder. :wingang:
On the way back to your plane, you discover that the only bit of shade, within 10 miles, has become very popular :cool:. . You start calculating the distance to the plane door . and wonder . . :rolleyes2

"Do I feel lucky today?" :blink:

[sodaklostsoul]

Rofl

[Lilith]

I can wait :p 100 degrees is not really that warm :p

[PantyFanatic]

I can wait :p 100 degrees is not really that warm :p
:faint:





Tell that to ^^^ them. :bite:

[LixyChick]

Didn't even have to open the pic...I KNOW what's in there and here is my solvent...


Hopefully I don't have my...er...oh shit...hopefully, Mother Nature isn't up my coochie coo (LMAO!) as I head toward the plane. Scent is first and foremost...and I'd wanna be down wind if I were "airing" my womanly charms! Oh...I know you meant this for OF...but you gotta know I can't resist a challenge! LOL!

So...anyway...Hopefully, I am down wind from these hot motha's and I see them and they haven't seen or smelled me yet. I ponder the situation. They are hot and panting. No other shade for miles. I've come up on the right wing side (if you were sitting in the pilot's seat...it's how we define R and L on furniture we upholster) and there they are...under said right wing. Hmmmmmmmmmmm........

OK, I have no food to feed them all. I have no other shade to offer an alternative. Water is scarce and I don't really feel sexy enough to offer all the girls a sexual favor...not to mention, are they bi? LOL! (can't really remember if the whole brood is male or female...but I ain't looking, remember?)

I circle back from whence I came...(sight and smell, still not noticed...whew!)...and come up on the plane from the opposite side (now I am up wind and have to hurry). I take in my most memorable times as a gymnast, from high school parallel bars training, and leap up to grab the left wing...pulling back and up again to straddle the wing and get a footing!

OK...I'm outta there!


*waiting in anticipation of Oldfart's escape strategy*

[Sharni]

100 degrees.....ooooooo nice

I'd lay back and sunbake til the buggers moved :D

[Stolen Kisses]

LOL great pic and story too.


I think I'd go back to the hospital buy some food and chuck it into a direction away from the plane.

:bsflag:


Yeah! like I'd really be that brave! LOL

[PantyFanatic]

Didn't even have to open the pic ........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ I circle back from whence I came...(sight and smell, still not noticed...whew!)...and come up on the plane from the opposite side (now I am up wind and have to hurry). I take in my most memorable times as a gymnast, from high school parallel bars training, and leap up to grab the left wing...pulling back and up again to straddle the wing and get a footing!

OK...I'm outta there!


*waiting in anticipation of Oldfart's escape strategy*
Lixy, WTF?? I don’t want you to be sleeping too long, but I think you have been into one of those Catskill ale barrels and need a nap.:wobble: Get in my bed right now. :lust:

LMAO :grin:

[LixyChick]

*BUMP*

So Oldfart won't miss this after Sharni's shuffling...

PF? Shaddup!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...that felt good! LOL!

[wyndhy]

i would take a poor defensless baby zebra culled from the herd, stab him several times with a shrp knife so blood was dripping everwhere, make sure he was upwind of those cats and then give 'im a big ole shove in the right direction (away from the plane)











just kidding :p :D :grin:
i'd take a bunch of pictures and settle in til they all left, of course