View Full Version : In the Merry Merry Month of May
Kaelynn
05-24-2005, 12:50 PM
66... Getting close to 69... btw does that count? For future reference of course..
I sure have accumulated a lot of helpers... 1nutworld, Cindy Kim, and blkcat... and others that shall remain nameless.
So Cindy how did ya cum up with 80?? I think I can do it. I'm just affraid a certain visitor will get in the way and I will cum just shy of it.
Oh well I'll keep on counting and cumming :drool: lol
Sex will be so good when it finally arrives...
Cindy Kim
05-24-2005, 01:53 PM
Well, given where you are now, 70 seemed like a gimme. 90, an even 3 times per day, seemed impossible. So 80 seemed like a challenging, but achievable goal, and a nice record to post for someone to try to break in June.
I have now set a personal goal of 60.
Which brings me to...46 :wiggles:
calihotguy
05-24-2005, 03:52 PM
you know...men do hav a lot of advantages over women in this society....we still get paid better, don't have to buy make up and such generally, hygeine is a little easier, and best of all, we can pee standing up and whip it out basically anywhere.....
however, this thread has again proved to me that women were given one thing that makes up for all of it......
multiple orgasms
WildIrish
05-24-2005, 04:01 PM
you know...men do hav a lot of advantages over women in this society....we still get paid better, don't have to buy make up and such generally, hygeine is a little easier, and best of all, we can pee standing up and whip it out basically anywhere.....
however, this thread has again proved to me that women were given one thing that makes up for all of it......
multiple orgasms
I think women are smarter too. lmfao
Belial
05-24-2005, 04:44 PM
55
*presents Kaelynn with her prize* :D
:hump: :d:
cafcwest
05-24-2005, 05:42 PM
66... Getting close to 69... btw does that count? For future reference of course..
I sure have accumulated a lot of helpers... 1nutworld, Cindy Kim, and blkcat... and others that shall remain nameless.
So Cindy how did ya cum up with 80?? I think I can do it. I'm just affraid a certain visitor will get in the way and I will cum just shy of it.
Oh well I'll keep on counting and cumming :drool: lol
Sex will be so good when it finally arrives...
and to think, i just found out about this contest today.
june shall prove to be interesting!!!
blkcat
05-24-2005, 07:07 PM
I'm getting off just thinking about these lady's getting OFF :drool: :drool:
Lilith
05-24-2005, 09:32 PM
and to think, i just found out about this contest today.
june shall prove to be interesting!!!
Not a "contest" as Pixies is non competitive and does not do contests...this is just a friendly challenge to masturbate like fiends with encouragement and support :D
wyndhy
05-25-2005, 09:14 AM
18
WildIrish
05-25-2005, 11:59 AM
:D 30
wyndhy
05-25-2005, 12:02 PM
during the teleconference perhaps? :grin:
Kaelynn
05-25-2005, 12:56 PM
I have hit the big one!!
69!!!!!!!
:jump: :line: :jump: :line: :jump:
AngelicVampires
05-25-2005, 12:58 PM
No wonder your health keeps deteriorating....hehe :x:
Lilith
05-25-2005, 01:00 PM
88888888 eight
Lilith
05-25-2005, 01:05 PM
4+4=8 coincidence?????????????????????
I think not!
See... we should have been playing house! :D
Cindy Kim
05-25-2005, 01:16 PM
Way to go everyone!!!
Kaelynn, what can I say...you GO girl!
As for me, I'm at 49.
Number 47 last night was, inspired by Lilith, observed. Best one this month :lurv:
blkcat
05-25-2005, 01:21 PM
69, my fav number,cum on girls
Lilith
05-25-2005, 01:31 PM
Way to go everyone!!!
Kaelynn, what can I say...you GO girl!
As for me, I'm at 49.
Number 47 last night was, inspired by Lilith, observed. Best one this month :lurv:
Apparently I don't know my own strength :hot: :D
Cindy Kim
05-25-2005, 01:34 PM
Apparently I don't know my own strength :hot: :D
When you're :hot: you're :hot:
Lilith
05-26-2005, 09:21 AM
9...and I sure hope the moving guys working next door didn't hear me through the window that was "accidentally" left open;)
WildIrish
05-26-2005, 09:34 AM
9...and I sure hope the moving guys working next door didn't hear me through the window that was "accidentally" left open;)
I'm sure they thought all that grunting, groaning and screaming was just a worker getting crushed by the falling refridgerator. :D
Oh, btw...hit 31 last night. Desperate times require desperate measures...had to drag out the toys. Yes, that's toys...with an "s". :hot:
wyndhy
05-26-2005, 09:43 AM
...Yes, that's toys...with an "s". :hot:
:nopics:
:D
WildIrish
05-26-2005, 10:28 AM
:nopics:
:D
No free hands to hold the camera. :D
wyndhy
05-26-2005, 10:30 AM
next time...just ask ME :D
WildIrish
05-26-2005, 10:31 AM
You've been sent to your room!
Not mine. lmfao
wyndhy
05-26-2005, 10:40 AM
i've been given a work release on account of lewd behavior :p
Cindy Kim
05-26-2005, 11:34 AM
51, and highly motivated to excuse myself to do number 52 at the thought of a crew of moving guys overhearing. Why are all my neighbors staying put?
WildIrish
05-26-2005, 12:34 PM
i've been given a work release on account of lewd behavior :p
What a coincidence...I've had a couple of work releases too. :hot:
scottb7
05-26-2005, 01:36 PM
42
Cindy Kim
05-26-2005, 03:23 PM
42
what is six by nine?
Cindy Kim
05-26-2005, 03:24 PM
by the way, 52 for me.
maybe THIS is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything...
Winston77
05-27-2005, 05:35 AM
Go ladies go but don't forget :nopics:
Belial
05-27-2005, 05:40 AM
60
WildIrish
05-27-2005, 08:18 AM
:wiggles:
32! If I keep this up...I could go :wobble:
1nutworld
05-27-2005, 10:09 AM
Made it up to 50....I fear I am truly pathetic
Kaelynn
05-27-2005, 02:22 PM
76... I have a feeling this is going to be a good day... :spank:
Cindy... I am approaching my goal quickly... maybe it should have been 90...
Now that I am sitting here thinking... if I did reach 90 that means that everyday I do it three times... hmm... I think that is a fair estimate... but I seem to remember more days that I do more... ;)
Cindy Kim
05-28-2005, 12:37 PM
57 for me. If I spent Memorial Day weekend entirely in bed playing with myself, I don't think I could catch up to you, Kaelynn. But it'll be fun trying! :wiggles:
campingboy
05-28-2005, 02:39 PM
Just some interesting thoughts. The average male ejaculation is 1 oz. So over the month of May this adds up to???
WI. @ 36 = 2.25 US pints, 1.07 liters, 1.125 US quarts.
Aqua @ 46 = 2.87 US pints, 1.36 liters, 1.43 quarts.
Back to the original program.
Kaelynn
05-28-2005, 03:06 PM
82... Damn what a night....
Come on Cindy you can Do IT!!! :wiggles:
Wow... I need some water I believe I am dehydrating... :grin:
Campingboy... Very Funny Post! I love it... and I am sure that Aqua and WildIrish want to keep track of the fluids they are losing. Too bad you can't do that for girls... I would like to know how many fluids I have "lost." LOL
I would like to know how many fluids I have "lost." LOL
Lost?!?! I didnt know i was involved...hehehe :P
Cindy Kim
05-29-2005, 10:00 AM
Just some interesting thoughts. The average male ejaculation is 1 oz. So over the month of May this adds up to???
WI. @ 36 = 2.25 US pints, 1.07 liters, 1.125 US quarts.
Aqua @ 46 = 2.87 US pints, 1.36 liters, 1.43 quarts.
Back to the original program.
rotflmao :grin:
that's a lot of swimming friends :sperm:
okay, this is how psychotic I'm getting with this whole thing. my bf was over yesterday. we had sex, of course, but most of the time we were nude, he was watching me masturbate. I can't do this in June. Masturbation is interfering with my sex life.
62. I will achieve 70!
Cindy
Kaelynn
05-30-2005, 12:47 PM
85... I have to remember to squeeze five in to reach 90 before midnight on the 31st. Oh what am I saying... I have all day today!
calihotguy
05-30-2005, 01:17 PM
I am probably up to around the mid 60's...not bad for a guy right?
Kaelynn
05-31-2005, 01:43 AM
87....
Belial
05-31-2005, 06:40 AM
68
WildIrish
05-31-2005, 08:37 AM
Thank you Campingboy for the reminder of the importance to drink fluids and stay adequately hydrated! Very important message! :D
But what I really wanna know is how you knew I hit 36 this weekend! :yikes:
Here's the prize for the winner of the Great Masturbation Contest
:yikes:
Cindy Kim
05-31-2005, 09:44 AM
Here's the prize for the winner of the Great Masturbation Contest
:yikes:
:yikes: If I wasn't so far behind, I'd stop NOW!
68, and still playing with myself. Two more to go before midnight tonight - it's in the bag.
Go Kaelynn - you OWN your pussy! Work it baby, set the example for Jerkin' June!
Back from a long weekend... and I'm up to 51. :D
WildIrish
05-31-2005, 10:09 AM
Back from a long weekend... and I'm up to 51. :D
You beast, you!
And it seems I have hit 52. ;)
IAKaraokeGirl
05-31-2005, 12:42 PM
Seems? You don't know for sure? :confused:
Seems? You don't know for sure? :confused:
Well, since I had such a vivid fantasy involving another person going on, it almost felt like it shouldn't count as masturbation. :p
WildIrish
05-31-2005, 01:14 PM
/me blushes profusely!
scottb7
05-31-2005, 03:24 PM
48 now
imaginewithme
05-31-2005, 09:30 PM
Thank goodness the month is over and I'll quit feeling the pressure and can get back to normal.... hehehe
Mercury_Maniac
05-31-2005, 10:42 PM
you mean Pressure from elsewhere....you will still have my pressure :D
Lilith
05-31-2005, 11:03 PM
It's 12:00 on the nose here. I'm sooooooooooooooooo low on the masturbation charts :D
Kaelynn
05-31-2005, 11:04 PM
And the Final Count IS..........
93
:spank:
Thank you for all the men that called in the last hour to help me with last minute tabulations! :x:
Cindy Kim
06-01-2005, 08:39 AM
Congratulations, Kaelynn!
I topped out at 70 on the nose and then had a glass of wine to celebrate!
Final tally(whacker) here is 53. :)
WildIrish
06-01-2005, 11:23 AM
At 8:25 last night...I completed my last official act of self-gratification for the month of May. I fought and struggled with #37 but finally emerged victorious with a cloud of dust spewing forward from the tip of my penis.
It's been a long, hard month.
sodaklostsoul
06-01-2005, 12:44 PM
Congrats Kae!!!
cafcwest
06-01-2005, 06:01 PM
And the Final Count IS..........
93
:spank:
Thank you for all the men that called in the last hour to help me with last minute tabulations! :x:
and how's june going babe? :spin:
scottb7
06-02-2005, 03:11 PM
Congrats to Kaelynn for 93 :D
WildIrish
06-03-2005, 02:42 PM
/me carves another notch in the bathroom stall
I think I've figured out why Aqua racked up so many, um, achievements in the bathroom.....
Steph
06-03-2005, 05:23 PM
Congratulations Kaelynn!!! I'm sooooooooo impressed a female won this!
I thought Aqua & WI might win but you CAME out way ahead (ahahaha, it's so easy to make puns in this thread)! :cheers:
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