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Teddy Bear
09-29-2005, 02:06 PM
After taking the "Little BDSM Quiz" - - posted by nicole2309 I remembered I had this......

(From enigmasQuill)

Your Kids Might Have Inherited Your Kink If...

The neighbors complain that your kids do full body cavity searches when playing cops and robbers.

Your son uses Twizzlers as floggers.

You go in the playroom and find an interrogation chair built entirely of Legos.

You come home and find them tickling a bound and gagged baby-sitter.

Your son wants to know when he'll get his allowance, because he needs to pay his tab at the hardware store.

You tell your daughter she's too old to spank, and she assures you she isn't.

You yell to your daughter to do her chores, and she answers she's tied up right now,... and she really is tied up.

Your three year old is strutting around with clothespins hanging off her tongue.

Their favorite game is Cowboy and Dominatrix.

Your son earned his merit badge in tying knots...twelve times.

You notice his G.I. Joe has Barbie on a leash.

You bought a clothes dryer because every time your kids went out to play, the clothesline and clothespins vanished.

You ask your son to walk the dog, and later notice the dog's still home, but the leash and your daughter aren't.

They made a violet wand for their science fair.

wyndhy
09-29-2005, 02:12 PM
:yikes: lol

WildIrish
09-29-2005, 02:44 PM
lmfao...Cowboy & Dominatrix!

Coaster
09-29-2005, 07:40 PM
That's funny! :D

rockintime
09-30-2005, 12:31 AM
Good one, teddy! :D

Damn, I was going to respond to this at length, but the hardware store just called to ask me to pay up NOW so I've got to go out and find a second job.

nicole2309
09-30-2005, 12:38 AM
lol, I love that!! Thanks for sharing

Nice Guy
09-30-2005, 08:38 AM
That gave me a good chuckle, which is good cause I'm just heading off for another dull day of classes.

Pita
09-30-2005, 09:06 AM
My 13 year old not long ago told me she thinks what I need is a man that has pink fuzzy handcuffs. I readily agreed and now that is our on going joke. She also takes a sick pleasure in swatting my ass with a spatula whenever she gets the chance. Yup, I'm raising a dominatrix. :D

sodaklostsoul
09-30-2005, 10:48 AM
eep!!! I have mental pics now.

JennyD
09-30-2005, 04:26 PM
That was a GREAT post. I'm waiting.. My daughter is only 3 and giggles when she's swatted on the butt... except of course when she's really in trouble. Oh, and last weekend she was asking about the rope on my boyfriend's bedroom floor that we forgot to put away. I have to say, as a mother who very much enjoys kink, thank god for locks.

Cjack
10-02-2005, 02:14 PM
Thanks Teddy Bear I enjoyed those.

flutelady
10-03-2005, 05:50 PM
I enjoyed it too, Teddy Bear. Thanks for sharing :thumb:


None of those things has ever happened to me... but... a couple of years ago when I was visiting my son and his wife, I saw some wrist cuffs attached to the wall about 6 feet above the door... does that count? I also saw some leather goodies that looked like they might be fun... :devilish:

BigBear57
10-03-2005, 06:02 PM
Just this past saturday, my son's 12th birthday I took the kids to Barnes & Noble and told them to find a book. My son innocently brings one forward with some hopes of taking it home and his sister snatched it from him to return it to the shelves. I asked her what the problem was, I'd told him he could get a book. She said "Yes, you did but not from the erotica section!" LMAO Ahem, ummmm I didn't know... I swear I didn't! When I asked why he'd selected that book he said "Daddy, I read a page or two and it was soooo descriptive!" I fought hard to keep a straight face and tell him to wait till he's older for "those" descriptions.

Kaelynn
10-04-2005, 04:32 AM
Ok pixies people... I don't like kids... but damn these stories.... HAHAHAHA!!! Kids say the darndest things....

I sometimes wonder why I turned out to be the only sexual person in my family... must be because of my first... yup I'm gonna blame you Haven... :rofl:

BigBear, I have to say I laughed the hardest at yours! Damn that's funny!