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Lilith
01-01-2006, 09:34 AM
So was I!!!! Those bitches are fucking (http://www.kraft.com/update/faq.html) with my OREOS!!!!!!!!!

There are some things in life that are just supposed to kill you. I just heard it confirmed on the news, they are indeed changing the creamy filling. This is worse than "New" Coke. I am telling you for months I been saying OREOs don't taste good any more. You said it was the transfat shit. I just know they taste gross.

I think this may have been the beginning (http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/05/14/oreo.suit/index.html) of the end. :(

I don't do crack. I just wanted one deadly vice, OREOs. Work with me people!!!!!!!!!

Scarecrow
01-01-2006, 10:05 AM
We might as well just eat cardboard, as the health junk that some activist want us to eat. Did you know that there are only two living creatures that can digest cellulose and can you name them?

Lilith
01-01-2006, 10:22 AM
I completely understand and agree that they should make a healthy version because I do see the danger of things like trans fat and high fructose corn syrup. However, I think they should also continue to make the deadly version we all love.:D

dicksbro
01-01-2006, 10:25 AM
We might as well just eat cardboard, as the health junk that some activist want us to eat. Did you know that there are only two living creatures that can digest cellulose and can you name them?

Do you know yet ... will that be the corrugated stuff or the flat sheets on the backs of tablets? :confused:

Soon, it won't be the dog that ate the homework, it'll be the kid. "It wasn't my fault, teacher, my mom fed me my three-ring binder for breakfast." :rolleyes:

Scarecrow
01-01-2006, 10:29 AM
Do you know yet ... will that be the corrugated stuff or the flat sheets on the backs of tablets? :confused:
:rolleyes:


Both you need variety :D

dreamgurl
01-01-2006, 10:30 AM
I can see the whole move for making things better for each and every one of us.......but it's not my fault that 3/4 of the country is overweight. I'll gladly fall into that number just leave the few foods I can indulge in when the society isn't screaming right in my ear to be 5'5 and -98 pounds. What's next Hershey bars?

Cheyanne
01-01-2006, 11:26 AM
I know I get confused as to what is healthy and what isn't - it seems that everytime I turn around there is yet another food item that the media is alerting us about.

*raises an Oreo cookie in salute - just prior to dunking it into my skim milk* LOL

Booger
01-01-2006, 11:36 AM
I know I get confused as to what is healthy and what isn't - it seems that everytime I turn around there is yet another food item that the media is alerting us about.



thats easy all food is bad for you so we should just all stop eating

osuche
01-01-2006, 12:12 PM
Have you tried the new DOve cookies? I can't tell you how much trans fat they have....but I think they're much better than oreos. ;)

maddy
01-01-2006, 12:48 PM
I did my best to stop eating oreos a few years ago when I read the cream was not digestible by humans... perhaps it was a big lie but I concluded I didn't need any of that damn cream adding to my hips - I can find other things to add to my hips.

Lilith
01-01-2006, 01:00 PM
I rarely have them and I think that is why I noticed the weird taste. They just no longer tasted the way I remembered.

Scarecrow
01-01-2006, 03:24 PM
I know I get confused as to what is healthy and what isn't - it seems that everytime I turn around there is yet another food item that the media is alerting us about.

*raises an Oreo cookie in salute - just prior to dunking it into my skim milk* LOL


If it taste good it is bad for you. ;)

Oldfart
01-01-2006, 04:49 PM
Scarecrow, the bacteria in the gut of the termite and the bacteria in the gut of slaters and silverfish.


Maddy, if you can't digest it, it should go straight through you without adding to the hips.

gekkogecko
01-01-2006, 05:12 PM
If you think food is bad for you, consider oxygen. I mean, one breath and you're hooked for life. The withdrawl effects are invariably fatal. And look what it did to Apollo 204!

Oldfart
01-01-2006, 05:16 PM
Apollo 204?

Surely Apollo 1.

maddy
01-01-2006, 05:26 PM
Maddy, if you can't digest it, it should go straight through you without adding to the hips.

shhhh! logic does not necessarily apply when I need to lay off the oreos. :o