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calihotguy
02-12-2006, 08:12 PM
From what I remember about biology it has something to do with temperature, same reason why ovaries are internal.

But when you think about it, I mean seriously, that could be overcome....there is no reason for testicles to be external.

Well this is my challenge...come up with an practical or imaginative reasons why (this thread is for those obviously bored on a Sunday.
Steph
02-12-2006, 08:22 PM
Because God loves women and she knew we'd enjoy feeling them slapping against us during the nasty?
calihotguy
02-12-2006, 09:05 PM
good positive answer steph......
TinTennessee
02-12-2006, 09:13 PM
Yeah, what she said, plus I love to lick and suck on them and that would be impossible if they were internal....GEESH! lol
sodaklostsoul
02-12-2006, 10:26 PM
To make the guy's package look bigger!?
lizzardbits
02-13-2006, 12:31 AM
to keep his pecker from getting lonely
kitana
02-13-2006, 04:26 AM
Because God loves women and she knew we'd enjoy feeling them slapping against us during the nasty?


I know huh, I have to agree completly. Dosn't it feel great ;)
Lilith
02-13-2006, 05:29 AM
So boys could tuck them between their legs and pretend to be girls.
jbh3
02-13-2006, 06:48 AM
Something to play with in the tub.
osuche
02-13-2006, 11:05 AM
Built-in self defense mechanism for women :D
BigBear57
02-13-2006, 11:09 AM
Ouch Hon, Good Morning BTW
osuche
02-13-2006, 11:14 AM
Ouch Hon, Good Morning BTW



((((BigBear)))) ~~ good morning to you too. :hug:

Sorry about that ~~ I've only done it once, but it was effective....and also the first thought that popped into my mind.
quisath
02-13-2006, 11:44 AM
Some People have way too much time on their Hands. (in their hands) :cool:
Mark Vieth
02-13-2006, 12:26 PM
So when we are in the bath tub we can see them float!
BIBI
02-13-2006, 01:24 PM
pocket pool
WildIrish
02-13-2006, 01:55 PM
It's easier to shave them. :D
calihotguy
02-13-2006, 09:11 PM
keep it going, I am enjoying the answers.....

to hypontize women when they are on their knees and watching them sway
Oldfart
02-13-2006, 09:24 PM
Counterweights for the flagpole.
lizzardbits
02-13-2006, 11:09 PM
to make bicycle riding more interesting
Yamada
02-14-2006, 12:30 PM
I'm glad they're on the outside so they can slap against me when I'm being pounded, and so I can feel them with one hand and the shaft with the other, especially when he's coming I can feel the spasms in the scrotum as he's filling my belly up with his man-juice. I can see and feel where that beautiful man-sperm is coming from-give it to me, baby.
jbh3
02-14-2006, 02:41 PM
I'm glad they're on the outside so they can slap against me when I'm being pounded, and so I can feel them with one hand and the shaft with the other, especially when he's coming I can feel the spasms in the scrotum as he's filling my belly up with his man-juice. I can see and feel where that beautiful man-sperm is coming from-give it to me, baby.

wow!
Fangtasia
02-14-2006, 05:16 PM
Who cares....they're very nice to play with, slurp over, suckle, snuggle, kiss ect :p
denny
02-15-2006, 12:14 AM
Gives my honey something to massage when I'm about to die.
scotzoidman
02-15-2006, 12:17 AM
Reminds me of this old joke:

Q. If you had a penis sticking out of your forehead, would you be able to see the end of it?

A. No, because your balls would be hanging in front of your eyes...

(the mental image always cracks me up)
scotzoidman
02-15-2006, 12:20 AM
One good reason may be to give the jockstrap manufacturers a way to make a living...
lizzardbits
02-15-2006, 09:44 AM
OOoo and to add to that ^^^ Nut cup manufacturers too!
dicksbro
02-15-2006, 08:10 PM
They make this whole thread possible. Just think, we couldn't be doing this if they were internal. :rolleyes:

:D :D
Casperr
02-16-2006, 06:41 AM
They make this whole thread possible. Just think, we couldn't be doing this if they were internal. :rolleyes:

:D :D

True, but then we'd be asking an even more important question - why put 'em on the inside when there are so many good reasons (as outlined in this thread!) to put 'em outside!!!

Come to think of it, why put the prostate inside too? Only good reason I can think of it is to make anal more pleasurable for the guys - in which case, God should've given the ladies a prostate too :D

CasperTG
Teddy Bear
02-16-2006, 09:04 PM
My Mom lives in northern Vermont, lotsa farms and cows. Her friend has to pasture her cows across the street from her barn. So morning and night she opens the gates and herds them across. Well at night thier udders are full and ready to be milked. One evening a 'flat-lander' (tourist) had to stop and wait as the cows crossed. As the last few waddled past the front of his car he yelled out the window, "Must be hard to walk with those things between thier legs". Moms friend yelled back, "Guess you'd know that better then me".

Now if they were internal she would've had nothing to say. Is that a good reason??
Cheyanne
02-16-2006, 09:50 PM
Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wyndhy
02-17-2006, 03:18 PM
cause a man needs to have a pair, too.

~testicle enlargements...the next step in cosmetic surgery~

then maybe guys will wear pants that show us a little "cleavage".

they can call 'em boobicles

*blink*
RandyGal
02-17-2006, 03:41 PM
cause a man needs to have a pair, too.

~testicle enlargements...the next step in cosmetic surgery~

then maybe guys will wear pants that show us a little "cleavage".

they can call 'em boobicles

*blink*


*wiping tears of laughter from my eyes*
WildIrish
02-17-2006, 03:49 PM
I don't want my boobicles any bigger, thank you!

They make my penis look small enough to begin with. :rolleyes:
wyndhy
02-17-2006, 03:57 PM
but just think, wi...you could get a few puckered, supple, pinchable nubs attached and VOILA!...boobies at the end of your arm at all times. :p
flutelady
02-17-2006, 04:42 PM
It would be pretty hard to lick them if they were on the inside... duh! :D
RandyGal
02-17-2006, 04:45 PM
It would be pretty hard to lick them if they were on the inside... duh! :D



And the winning answer is........

*wild applause* :p
Vigil
02-18-2006, 02:38 AM
To prove that women are more evolved?


To prove, yes, that god is a woman. Or perhaps that there is no God at all, just someone with a sense of humour.
Steph
02-18-2006, 04:42 PM
Moms friend yelled back, "Guess you'd know that better then me".

ROFLMAO What a comeback!
Loren
02-19-2006, 12:05 PM
What I want to know is why god put a recreational area between the sewers.
lizzardbits
02-22-2006, 04:14 PM
gives me something to experiment on--what does dit feel like when i do this? and how about if i suck like this, how is that different feeling from sucking on you cock?
jbh3
02-23-2006, 02:45 PM
They're a built in lie detector .
When a man says "I won't come in your mouth" and 5 seconds later his balls head north into his body......you know we're lyin'.
WildIrish
02-23-2006, 02:57 PM
and a readily available target to issue punishment upon for lying.
Coaster
03-02-2006, 08:56 PM
Well the inventor of the "Nut Bra" would never have been able to make his million$$$!

He's now retired on his own caribbean island..........

Hmmmmm... wav file must be too big.... anybody know how to shrink it? The wav file that is!!!!! :D
Lilith
03-02-2006, 09:51 PM
This one???? http://www.devilducky.com/media/34116/
Coaster
03-02-2006, 10:08 PM
Yep........ thanks Lil..... when do i report to the dungeon? :D
Lilith
03-02-2006, 10:12 PM
bring your nut bra or you'll have to wear the fiberglass one I have ;)