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cybersonix
04-03-2006, 02:42 PM
this is my first post so bare any one ever see porn movies showing women with very large analgapes how in the hell they do it but do u think it's a turn on or turn off. an u think it will cause anal probs down the road
souls_cry2000
04-03-2006, 07:17 PM
It depends on if I was responsible for the gape or not. If so then well everything is everything.
LixyChick
04-04-2006, 05:54 AM
Welcum to Pixies cybersonix!

I've never heard the term "analgape". There! I said it! I'll be the first (and only if I must)! LOL!

My question to you is..."how the hell do they do it"...How the hell do they do what?

If I am getting your meaning...I'd say muscle control or the the lack thereof. Maybe they can relax a lot more than the majority of us.

P.S. Never appologize for a first post! Have fun!
Salacious
04-04-2006, 06:47 AM
I think cybersonix is referring to that surprised "O" one's ass makes when a delicious appendage, toy or object has been removed. :) But that's just my guess.
Coach Knight
04-04-2006, 07:35 AM
ANALGAPE! ANALGAPE! ANALGAPE!

Misty Lemoyne and Rex Bloomingdale starring in: ANALGAPE 4: The Black Hole
Aqua
04-04-2006, 01:11 PM
Analgape? Never heard of it. :rolleyes:

Yeah, riiiiight!

As Lixy was saying/guessing... it's all about relaxing.
Pita
04-04-2006, 08:02 PM
ANALGAPE! ANALGAPE! ANALGAPE!

Misty Lemoyne and Rex Bloomingdale starring in: ANALGAPE 4: The Black Hole

OMG that was funny!! :D

I have seen analgape in more then a few porn movies in my day and it always makes me cringe. I like to believe that the anus is a wonderful organ that never loses it ability to bounce back.
Coach Knight
04-04-2006, 09:20 PM
OMG that was funny!! :D

I have seen analgape in more then a few porn movies in my day and it always makes me cringe. I like to believe that the anus is a wonderful organ that never loses it ability to bounce back.


MMMMMM stretchy asspipe!
YourAlterEgo
04-08-2006, 04:37 PM
Ok, throw me in the lame catagory but "anal gape" doesn't strike me as a turn on.

Anal sure... post anal where the hole is big enough to drive a semi in it??? Hmmm, not my thing.
Jax
04-08-2006, 07:55 PM
Yeah...Anal gape is one of those things it is okay to see on a porn vid, but in real life... Not so sure I'd be in favor of that.
Coach Knight
04-11-2006, 02:31 PM
I think it's some sort of plumbing term.

I think you need to replace your analgape that is attached to the ball cock which appears to be leaking.

Can it be a verb: I was analgaped last night.
Noun: He left me with a huge analgape.
Adjective: Your shirt looks so analgape today.
Adverb: I am feeling so analgapey today.
bare4you
04-11-2006, 09:08 PM
That is too funny there Coach :D
Casperr
04-11-2006, 09:12 PM
Adverb: I am feeling so analgapey today.

Not that I like being a pedant or anything, but wouldn't that be an adjective?

Not sure how you'd work analgape as an adverb, though. "He moaned with each analgaping thrust" perhaps?

CasperTG
Lilith
04-12-2006, 04:42 AM
That's still an adjective...analgaping describing the thrust but in this sentence thrust is not used as the action moaned is.

She crawled analgapingly across the bed as he withdrew the bat from her ass.
Casperr
04-12-2006, 07:17 AM
Good point, I stand corrected.
Coach Knight
04-12-2006, 08:11 AM
That's still an adjective...analgaping describing the thrust but in this sentence thrust is not used as the action moaned is.

She crawled analgapingly across the bed as he withdrew the bat from her ass.


Correctamundo.
Galatea
04-12-2006, 08:20 AM
*pets casper* you meant well hun. I'm just glad someone said what I was thinking. :) I figured it would be too anal of me to correct grammar in a discussion about analgaping. Analgapingly anal?
Lilith
04-12-2006, 04:34 PM
Good point, I stand corrected.

I'd rather you lie down analgapingly :D

It was the evil teacher bitch in me :D
Aqua
04-12-2006, 06:19 PM
I'd rather you lie down analgapingly :D

It was the evil teacher bitch in me :D
Can I get some evil teacher bitch in me? :o
Lilith
04-12-2006, 08:55 PM
I'd guess up to her wrist :D :o
Oldfart
04-12-2006, 09:14 PM
With or without the bat?

No, don't answer that, reflexive response.
Casperr
04-12-2006, 10:23 PM
Since when has the bat been optional???
nikki1979
04-13-2006, 01:55 PM
ROFLMFAO !!! god i luv you all!! only pixies could take a sexual post and turn it into a grammer course!!!! im about to pee my self laughing so ill run outta here now!!!

*LMAO*
~nikki~
bare4you
04-13-2006, 02:05 PM
OK - enough with the toilet humor ^^.....when does the class start teacher? :D