Crazy Laws

[lizzardbits]

Mayhem and I had a huge giggle over these Crazy US Laws (http://www.crazylaws.com/)

This one made us both say WTF?!?
• Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.

OR how about some Crazy UK Laws (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/international/united-kingdom/)

WOO HOO!
"It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store."

Perhaps some Crazy Aussy Laws (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/international/australia/) will tickle your funny bone.

Fashion crime
"It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday."

Or last but not least, Crazy Canadian Laws (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/international/canada/), Eh.

these poor horses!
"You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge Street on a Sunday."

[scotzoidman]

Nashville: Males may not be sexually aroused in public.I'm a regular scofflaw...

Tennessee
• Any person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud bitch that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to such killing or destruction. Ok, I know some proud bitches who are in BIG trouble...

[jseal]

lizzardbits,

Yes indeed! Lawmakers provide us with an unending source of entertainment. :) Great stuff.

[Debbie_007]

They are soo hilarious. :)

...but the author is gotta do a little editting...some are repeated (word-for-word sometimes...).

[lizzardbits]

yeah, i noticed that

i have to say that i am a bit of a lawbreaker, lol, especially with the oral sex laws :)

[LixyChick]

Oh geezzzzz...talk about antiquated! We haven't cleared the road of livestock, at night, with a rocket in ages! We use lasers now!

And the last time we took apart our vehicle on account of making a horse skittish, I lost some parts in the corn field! Now we own a car that is painted like a corn field and blends in beautifully when we travel through Lancaster county!

[PantyFanatic]

Canada
It is illegal to kill a sick person by frightening them.
Does that apply to flying monkeys too? :confused:

[lizzardbits]

only if the flying monkeys are sick :D