Illegal Aliens

[Irish]

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
"In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink
out of the same glass twice either."

The REDNECK, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer, drinks it, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi then
catches his glass as it falls into his hand.

He says, "In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to
drink with the same ones twice." Irish :D

[Lilith]

Irish,
This in an international board that has members from a wide variety of countries, possibly even Mexico and Iraq. I find it offensive when jokes (of which this is now your second) are posted that denegrate a particular race, religion, or ethnicity. They aren't funny and they serve to be divisive. This joke had NOTHING to do with illegal immigrants it's just a dig.

[Fangtasia]

Ya gotta be politically correct now Irish.....might be a load of crap but thats the way the world is heading....unfortunately jokes dont get seen as just that

The same joke is here in Oz too...just changes a few nationalities around

Irish jokes to us in Oz are more than likely Aussies jokes in Ireland....

[Irish]

My apologies to any Mexican or Iraqui Pixies members!I have been called
every "bad" Irish name that one can think of.You just let it roll off your back
& be proud of your heritage.I thought that it was extremly funny but every-
one has different tastes!From now on I'll stick to important things,like who won "American Idol" or finishing the verses of a song! Irish
P.S.Different strokes for different folks! :confused:

[Neige]

Irish,

Do you think Mexicans or Iraqis should be proud of their heritage?

Just curious.

[Sharni]

Am i proud to be Australian...you bet ya ass...we can take a joke and we can dish it out *LOL*.....just ask our Kiwi mates (though we do have our share of tight assed people with no sense of humour unfortunately...becoming very politically correct here...and its complete bullshit!)

I'm sure most Americans are proud to be American...why should any culture/nationality be any different?

Irish meant it as a joke....i laughed cause it reminded me of our version of it....lighten up people...geez

[PantyFanatic]

....(though we do have our share of tight assed people with no sense of humour unfortunately...becoming very politically correct here...and its complete bullshit!)...
Is that a fact MATE?



ROFL :D

[Fangtasia]

*LOL* Yeppers that exactly right

[wyndhy]

the similar joke i heard was with the same ethinicities but and the punch line was, i'm american, we've got so many eniemies we can afford not to drink wihth the same enemy twice. so who's the joke on then?

[jbh3]

Does this mean I can say "crack whore" again?

[wyndhy]

nope. :D:p

[jbh3]

fuck!!!!


oops!!....I mean crap!!

[wyndhy]

darn. i thought you said fuck

[Oldfart]

No, he almost said fuck.

[jseal]

Is it politically correct to ridicule political correctness?

[wyndhy]

if you don't care whether or not you are politically correct, that^^^is a moot point.:)

[jseal]

Yes'm :D