The SHACK- No Girls (at least no wives, girlfriends, or mothers)

[rtctfield]

We guys need our special alone time, too.

I'll start by furnishing the shack with a cooler, beanbag chairs, a 42" plasma TV, and an XBOX 360 with Madden and Grand Theft Auto.

[Bardog]

A club house for the guys, huh?
Hot Damn!!!!!


I'll bring a platter of chicken wings and case of beer.
What time does the ball game start?

[WildIrish]

I'm leaving when the pants unbuckle!

[Bardog]

Pants? :huh:

We gotta wear pants?















Just Kidding

[wyndhy]

*sneeks in and disguises herself as a not-so-furry lamp and stands in the corner*

[WildIrish]

/me unbuckles his pants and checks the lamp to see if it's one of those "touch lamps"


I'll be...it's turned on! :D

[alspals69]

nice orbs on that lamp

[Aqua]

/me mistakes the lamp for a radio and starts fiddling with the 'knobs' trying to tune in a station

[Bardog]

*scratches head*
Never seen a lamp with two sockets like those befor..... :shrug:
Must be some kind of European type electrical outlet.


Wonder what you plug into them?

[alspals69]

well, i am sure if we try all the traditional male stuff, we'll find something suitable

so who goes first?

[Oldfart]

Who stuck together the pages of this Penthouse?

[lakritze]

Alright guys,hide yourselves away from the pixie lasses. As for myself,I'm filling out an application for Cabana Boy.

[Coaster]

*sneeks in and disguises herself as a not-so-furry lamp and stands in the corner*


Oh this could be fun after a few tequila shots............ Clap On... Clap Off..... Hope this drives wyndhy WILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[imaginewithme]

/me peaks thru the window checkin' out the boys ---ok, so I'm nosy!

[rtctfield]

Oh this could be fun after a few tequila shots............ Clap On... Clap Off..... Hope this drives wyndhy WILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, no one with the clap allowed in, either!

[Lilith]

/me jumps braless on the trampoline next door

[wyndhy]

(the lamp stays silent through sheer force of will and 'cause lamps don't talk.)
(if lamps could think, this lamp would be wondering when the stuff that we all know goes on in boys locker rooms will get started)

bownt chic-a bownt bownt

:hot:















































:D

[Lilith]

*waits for the obigatory towel snapping :D

[imaginewithme]

(the lamp stays silent through sheer forse of will and 'cause lamps don't talk.)
(if lamps could think, this lamp would be wondering when the stuff that we all know goes on in boys locker rooms will get started)

bownt chic-a bownt bownt

:hot:
:D
/me still peeking thru the window is about to pee her pants from laughing at Lilith jumpin on the trampoline and laughing my ass off at the lamp that doesn't talk BUT knows how to spell bownt chic a bownt bownt!!!!

[rtctfield]

Okay, Wyndhy, you caught us. We're getting ready to turn on some Kenny G and talk about our feelings.

Either that, or watch the porno you gave a musical interlude too!

[Bardog]

Hey guys come check out the TV channels!
We have about 47 ESPN channels!
All of the movies have car chases, gun fights, expolsions, boobies, or the three stooges! John Wayne and Clint Eastwood marathons!!!!!

No Toon Disney, no Lifetime, or Oprah anywhere!

This is freakin great.............


OOOOOhhhhh.....
We even have porn channels



Remotes for everyone!!!!!

[Lilith]

/me shimmies up on the roof and changes the dish to face in the direction of only the chick channels

[Bardog]

AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :hair:


IT'S DR. PHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[wyndhy]

if lamps could think, the lamp would have thought lil meant chick porn.

[Aqua]

/me takes the staris up to the roof and snaps Lilith on the ass with a towel

*Strike that*

I'm smacking her ass with my hand! :D

[imaginewithme]

/me stops giggling and starts gettin' damp from watching the porn thru the window

[rabbit]

/me jumps braless on the trampoline next door


PERFECT!

...right out of The Man Show!!!

:D

[rabbit]

BTW, I brought the cigars, men.

:D

[imaginewithme]

BTW, I brought the cigars, men.

:D
/giggles.......knowing that cigars could be lots of fun!

[Lilith]

/me puts on her blue Gap dress

[imaginewithme]

/me grabs a papertowel for Lilith to wipe off anything she gets on her beautiful dress.

[WildIrish]

There's no papertowels in The Man's Shack!!


We use tissues. :D




Hey! Who hung up that fern? And where'd those coasters come from?






I thought those doilies were for pasties! Damn!

[imaginewithme]

/slips in the door to the shack..... sspppttt Lilith, come on in here, they all must be gone to work....let's foo-foo up this place!

[Lilith]

/me hangs the tp on the dowel and covers the extra roll with one of those crocheted dolls with the big skirt and big hat

[smithy020]

We guys need our special alone time, too.

I'll start by furnishing the shack with a cooler, beanbag chairs, a 42" plasma TV, and an XBOX 360 with Madden and Grand Theft Auto.
GTA better not be out for the 360 in the USA yet its not out here and i live 15 miles away from where the make it!!!!! thou i have got the new table tennis game from rockstar...more addictive than crack....

[Lilith]

/me replaces all the beer in the fridge with tutti-frutti wine coolers

[Lilith]

/me cracks one open and passes it to the lamp leaving a trail of Carpet Fresh behind in my wake

[imaginewithme]

/me fluffs up pillows on couch and folds blankets to put over the back of it.....there now the boys will be comfy!

[WildIrish]

I think the shack isn't the only thing around here than could use a woman's touch. :brows:

[alspals69]

alspals enters the room all hot and swetty from badminton.
strides manfully to the shower disrobing as he does so.
looks around and as no one is looking holds towel in front of himself and makes it move without use of his hands, as if by magic.
pauses momentarily to wonder why has just had a strange urge to fuck a lampshade
sets shower to stun before entering.
washes body
washes penis
washes penis faster
washes penis faster still (can't be too careful)
wonders how liquid soap got all over the shower tray when there doesn't appear to be a bottle.
giggles to self on noting that breaking wind in the shower makes an intersting squelchy echoey sound and does so several times more.
dries self off and checks the CCTV
wonders who the pretty girl with black eyes is on the trampoline next door.
leaves the room failing to notice he has left 3 cupboard doors open and the towels are on the floor.

[Pita]

*Knocks on door and calls out*

Pizza delivery!

[alspals69]

Tess your like a Jewish surgeon... you get lots of tips
hmmm what flavour you got for the boys?

[Pita]

I got pizza with lots of meat, lots of cheese, and if one of you boys goes out to the trunk of my car I got a case of Heineken for you.

*Looks around at the girly accessories*

I thought this was just a place for guys. Who here is whipped and let their girlfriend decorate?

[Lilith]

Boys don't fall for it!!!!!!! Don't take the bait! My MIL once had a pizza delivered on her birthday and it was really a stripper ;)

[Aqua]

Guys... I think our hideout has been infiltrated!

*calls out*

Everyone needs to take their shirt off right now to show they are not female! :D

[Pita]

Everyone needs to take their shirt off right now to show they are not female! :D


Hey! If you want my shirt off buddy you will have to pay for more then just the pizza and beer. :boobs:

[rabbit]

Pizza, beer, topless women....damn I love this place!

/cracks open a beer, lights a 'gar, kicks back... :)

[rabbit]

Oh, almost forgot...

...brought a couple of bushels of oysters from Apalachicola Bay, some hot sauce, lemon, and a mess of crawdaddies steamed in a hot cajun boil.

Dig in, men!

[Bardog]

Hey guys check this out!!!!

I brought some posters of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders for the walls.
Also have dvds of Girls Gone Wild 1 - 48 :boobs:

Who wants to help me install the new surround sound system?
/me chunks instruction manual in the trash

[rtctfield]

1. All you topless girls can stay.
2. The chick on the trampoline- you can keep jumping, but for cripes sake, will you quit holding your boobs? You're obstructing the view.
3. That lamp girl- as long as you're still turned on, you can stay, too.
4. All other dames with thoughts of redecorating, burning potpouri, and tidying up- OUT! OUT! OUT! And bring us back some more beer and Doritos, will ya'? The Cool Ranch kind.

[Steph]

/me hangs the tp on the dowel and covers the extra roll with one of those crocheted dolls with the big skirt and big hat

/me adds the bathroom must-have accessory for every 'men's lodge':

[WildIrish]

Hey! That's not our air freshener doll!


Ours looked like this! (http://www.realdoll.com/imageDOLL/annamae/annamae013.jpg)

[imaginewithme]

1. All you topless girls can stay.
2. The chick on the trampoline- you can keep jumping, but for cripes sake, will you quit holding your boobs? You're obstructing the view.
3. That lamp girl- as long as you're still turned on, you can stay, too.
4. All other dames with thoughts of redecorating, burning potpouri, and tidying up- OUT! OUT! OUT! And bring us back some more beer and Doritos, will ya'? The Cool Ranch kind.
/hurries and takes top off..........now can I stay????

[rtctfield]

/hurries and takes top off..........now can I stay????

Okay, you can stay, too.

[Aqua]

Hey guys check this out!!!!

I brought some posters of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders for the walls.
Also have dvds of Girls Gone Wild 1 - 48 :boobs:

Who wants to help me install the new surround sound system?
/me chunks instruction manual in the trash
/me straps on tool belt

Let's get to work!

[Lilith]

/me has secretly replaced Aqua's tools with more appropriate tools ;)

[Aqua]

/me reaches for his drill and pulls out a...

Pyrex butt plug?!?!

[wyndhy]

wait lil. the lamp may need rewiring.

[Winston77]

I think everyone lost to point of this thread
The SHACK- No Girls (at least no wives, girlfriends, or mothers)
Oh okay it doesn't say anything about lamps :thumbs:

[Lilith]

wait lil. the lamp may need rewiring.

Was exactly what I thought ;)

[Bardog]

I think everyone lost to point of this thread
The SHACK- No Girls (at least no wives, girlfriends, or mothers)
Oh okay it doesn't say anything about lamps :thumbs:

/me scratches head
HHHmmmmm......
Ya know he's right about that......
Could we ammend the restriction list just a little bit and add No Bras Allowed under any circumstances?

[Steph]

But a cross-dressing man can be sexy under certain circumstances!

[imaginewithme]

I think everyone lost to point of this thread
The SHACK- No Girls (at least no wives, girlfriends, or mothers)
Oh okay it doesn't say anything about lamps :thumbs:
/me pouts

but I'm not anyone heres wife, girlfriend or mother......

[WildIrish]

/me reaches for his drill and pulls out a...

Pyrex butt plug?!?!


Equally satisfying, yet hardly interchangable. :yikes:

[Bardog]

/me pouts

but I'm not anyone heres wife, girlfriend or mother......


The way I read it, it means you ARE allowed since you aren't married to, or dating, or mothering any of the members here!

How 'bout it brothas? Am I reading it right?

I still say the no bra policy should be enforced though

[rtctfield]

The way I read it, it means you ARE allowed since you aren't married to, or dating, or mothering any of the members here!

How 'bout it brothas? Am I reading it right?

I still say the no bra policy should be enforced though

Your interpretation of the bylaws of the SHACK are correct pertaining to moms, brides, and girlfriends.

I might also ammend your no bra recommendation- what about allowing the ladies to enter the Shack with bras, provided they are from an acceptable, sleezy lingerie store and the bra MUST be removed upon request.

[Winston77]

Man-law

[wyndhy]

Was exactly what I thought ;)
of course. so kind of you to look out for the lamp since it was your wine cooler that shorted it out in the first place. :p:D the lamp would have realized this but was momentarily distracted by the thought of some forearm-muscle-gleamimg, hammer-swinging, nail-pounding, sweat-dripping, hypnotizing, mezmerizing, insinuating, panty wetting motion.

[WildIrish]

of course. so kind of you to look out for the lamp since it was your wine cooler that shorted it out in the first place. :p:D the lamp would have realized this but was momentarily distracted by the thought of some forearm-muscle-gleamimg, hammer-swinging, nail-pounding, sweat-dripping, hypnotizing, mezmerizing, insinuating, panty wetting motion.


Talk like that is for the Ladies Shack.

[Aqua]

/me belches loud enough to wake the entire channel :p

[Bardog]

Good one! ^5

I'l tell you one thing for sure we damn sure need more lamps like that one around here!

[Aqua]

She sure as heck beats the lamp from "A Christmas Story". :D

[Bardog]

:rofl:


Hey Who left the toilet seat DOWN?!!!!!


I finally get to complain about that one :nana:

[wyndhy]

/nick gleaming-electric-sex.

[scotzoidman]

Who's up for lighting some farts?

[imaginewithme]

/me peeks in window again to see the topless girls and the guys being guys

[rtctfield]

I just installed a BIG swing.= like the one Brooke Burke sits on during the weird Burger King commercial.

Any of you topless girls up for some swinging?

[Lilith]

I'm out. When the belching and farting starts that is usually my cue to haul ass.

[bare4you]

It's the scratching that usually scares em off ^^

[rabbit]

/brings cards

...who's in for some poker? Simple five card stud...joker's wild. :brows:

[imaginewithme]

/me sneaks back in........

Hey rabbit, got any more of those cigars??? ;)

[rabbit]

/me sneaks back in........

Hey rabbit, got any more of those cigars??? ;)


Yes sugar...anything for you. ;)

[Lilith]

http://www.charliesangels.com/goldberg/classic.jpg

http://212.84.179.117/i/Farrah%20Fawcett.jpg

http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/50th_ctiegs_01.jpg

http://www.leninimports.com/christie_brinkley_gallery_14.jpg

http://newsfromrussia.com/images/newsline/bertinelli.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Location/9137/70s/onj77.jpg

http://photos.lacoccinelle.net/71/23/217123.jpg

http://www.artland.co.uk/Welch_E-PP004.jpg

http://myspace-298.vo.llnwd.net/00121/89/24/121374298_m.jpg

[Aqua]

Well NOW we have ourselves a Man Shack! :D

[rabbit]

Dayummm...talk about some classics! I had the one of Cheryl Ladd and her see thru one piece up in my room at one point. She's still hot.

Thanks for that Lil...some warm teenage memories.

:D

[Lilith]

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/761/15807025.jpg

http://images.art.com/images/-/Goldie-Hawn---Rowan-Martins-Laugh-In-Photograph-C10104411.jpeg

http://www.orangeshag.com/images/CherylLadd.jpg

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/pigasuspress/photos/changels5.jpg

[rabbit]

OMG...the last one...Charlie's Angels...had that one, too.

BIG SMILE HERE!

:D

[rabbit]

You know, the one of Raquel Welch in the first set you posted...that one is a TRUE classic.

HOT

[Lilith]

camel toe...jus' sayin'

[Aqua]

Lmao!

[rabbit]

:confused:

(then again, what else is new... :p)