"Bonehead" Thing of the Day!!!!

[sodaklostsoul]

Well ...........I was talking to Boog and filled my coffee cup and put it in the microwave to heat it up, next thing I knew Boog was telling me my cup was burning. I had used my metal cup with rubber trim instead of putting it in one of the plastic ones I normally do. So now the place smells really BAD!!!!!!!!! My cup handle is melted and cup is in the trash. :(
I'm soooo glad the microwave is fine........being new and all.

Cripes I'm a "Bonehead"


Anyone else!??!?!??!

[Oldfart]

Nope.

[dicksbro]

Bet that was a strong cup of coffee. :yikes:

[wyndhy]

Cripes I'm a "Bonehead"



yep, ya sure are. :D:D:D:p

[sodaklostsoul]

:cabbagep:

[PantyFanatic]

Nup! All of us are perfect. :D














…………………… except for the time I made coffee and washed the pot, rinsed the basket, added the coffee and turned it on … to come back ½ hour later and find I only forgot one thing. Water. :o

….. or the time I emptied the dryer, put the cloths from the washer into the dryer, put the clothes from the basket back into the washer and washed them again. What is worse, I didn’t (or did) realize WTF I had done when I got upstairs and didn’t have any clothes to fold. :o

….. or the time………………………. :sad:

[osuche]

My bonehead thing today? I came into work. :p

[Winston77]

The was most likely the best cup-o-joe you ever had

[PantyFanatic]

Almost. :coffee:

The best one came from my discovery of heat dried coffee crystals,:cool: the day I put a cup in the in the microwave to warm up, pushed the normal 1’ 40” and hit start. Seems I added an extra 0 for 14’ 00”.


……… ah yes.:rolleyes: The power of 10! :yikes:

[lizzardbits]

yesterday felt like a thursday to me, and I tried to show up "late" (at 1400) for an appointment (at 1330) that I had scheduled for today.

[moose]

the bonehead thing i came across was my mates 16 year old daughter who came home from school and complained she was hungry so my mate told her there is 2 minute noddles inthe cupboard, she went to the cubboard got out the noodles broke them up into a bowl and placed them in the microwave and turned it on then walked out the room, after about a minute or so i could smell something burning and glanced over to the micowave and i could see the bowl in the microwavw was actually on fire so i ran over and turned it off opened to door a hughe cloud of smoke came out and the flames died down enough to blow the fire out, i then called out to my mates daughter who came into the kitchen and stated she wanted 2 minute noodles not 1 minute ashes, her dad reply thats what you get when you dont add water, she then said it did not matter now shes not hungry....what a bonehead

[scotzoidman]

Getting out of bed...yup, that was definately my bonehead act of the day...

[imaginewithme]

Today I was cleaning out the fridge, dumping out a container til it was empty, then went to put the empty dirty container back in fridge...DUH

[Steph]

I put a cup o' soup in the nuker at work & helped the cleaning lady empty the dishwasher. After we were done, I was heading back to my desk to take a sip & realized I hadn't pressed 'start' on the nuker. Doh!

Today, there was ice cream in the freezer at work & I went to get it for the gang but dropped a box of ice cream sandwiches & a box of creamsicles all over the floor.

I blame the work kitchen.

[PantyFanatic]

Why it took a half day to put a spread sheet and seven pages of information into a half dozen, two to three sentence, paragraphs? :hair:

[imaginewithme]

Slipping and falling by the pool.

[lizzardbits]

drinking past a fun buzz and getting stooooopidly drunk----my hangover is yelling at me right now

[PantyFanatic]

It’s not your fault. :console: ..... It’s the cat’s fault for slamming his eyelids up and down so loudly. :roflmao:

[rabbit]

Slipping and falling by the pool.


OMG...hope you are OK!!! :o

[Steph]

Why it took a half day to put a spread sheet and seven pages of information into a half dozen, two to three sentence, paragraphs? :hair:

Because you don't operate that way? Your typing skills are subpar.

Under oath, I could perhaps be persuaded to talk of other skills I suspect you may have but that's as far as I'm going.

[PantyFanatic]

DAAAH! :banghead:


I've long worked with sizing of a digital pic……. and contrast, and cropping, and masking, and color balance, and, and, and …………… :thumbs:

By the time I sized a pic down for posting it was so small it was useless :hair: because I didn't know how to use EXPORT compression. :gb:

[PantyFanatic]

It looks like this thread is exclusively mine :o …………and after tonight I accept that. :(

I can produce good results making something with my own hands from innovative concept and design to a finished working production mechanism, but I don't cook.

After mustering my total culinary skills, the frustration of not being able to get my microwave dinner to come out right, just plain pissed me off. :hair: Why the brownie wouldn't finish baking was beyond me. I re-read the damn micro-print directions twice and even flipped the package over to see if there was something on the front I missed when I read 'Fish Sticks, Macaroni and Cheese, and Chocolate Pudding.'

:gb:

[sodaklostsoul]

Brownie's come with the chicken dinners PF! :D

[PantyFanatic]

Thank you. :kisser:

That will make it a lot easier. :) ............ like matching the animals in my shirts and pants. :D

[sodaklostsoul]

Your welcome!


Just make sure your wearing your glasses so you can see the animals. :baa:

[Booger]

If you cook it long enough that pudding will at least look like a brownie PF.

[Steph]

'Fish Sticks, Macaroni and Cheese, and Chocolate Pudding.

They make frozen dinners containing such a medley? Disgusting!!!

How could a microwave cook those three things to be even slightly palatable?

And who eats fish sticks & mac & cheese together?

[dicksbro]

... who eats fish sticks & mac & cheese together?

Somebody that likes brownies? :confused:






:roflmao:

[Neige]

And who eats fish sticks & mac & cheese together?

Lake loves fish sticks with his mac n cheese! I asked him the exact same thing, I don't get it either!!!!!!!!!!!

(But at least he makes the mac and cheese and the fish from two different boxes... :rolleyes2)

[PantyFanatic]

....(But at least he makes the mac and cheese and the fish from two different boxes... :rolleyes2)
For me that would be like buying a new car in kit form. :sad:

[Steph]

For me that would be like buying a new car in kit form. :sad:


LOL You should see my Craigslist ad. The title was, "I need you to bleed my radiators". :D

[sodaklostsoul]

Not realizing I put the wrong time on heating my coffee..........I burned my tongue! :(

[osuche]

Walking right by the Chinese restaurant on a walk...then walking back to pick up dinner an hour later. I need better multi-tasking skills!

[WildIrish]

I'm usually hungry an hour after I've eaten Chinese food...not walked past the restaurant. :p

[osuche]

I came into work.

[Oldfart]

I know the feeling.

[sodaklostsoul]

Well........we had expired food at work and we have to destroy it so peeps dumpster diving don't get it, so I have all these cans I thought I was gonna have to open when my boss tells me "Naw, just take the labels off". So nice of her to tell me that after 2 weeks ago I opened all those dam peaches!!!!!!

[sodaklostsoul]

I did'nt check the school's website until after I sent the child to the bus stop. There is no school again today.

So much for the email thing I signed up for from the local TV station letting me know when school was cancled.

[WildIrish]

I tumbled out of bed and stumbled to the kitchen, poured myself a cup of ambition...




using a juice glass. :yikes:

[IowaMan]

Just about 20 minutes ago.............

I decided that I'd go out and get all the snow that we've had today off of the car and make sure that it would still start. So, I throw on the coat, stocking hat, scarf and gloves and head out to the car. Well, I forgot my shoes. :yikes:

Yeah, the snow was a tad bit cold on my feet since I was wearing a pair of bedroom slippers. But no, that wasn't bonehead move enough for this guy. Rather than turn around and take the two steps to get back in the house I continue out to the car. Probably 15 yds. There's a constant, "Fuck!, Damn! Shit, this FUCKING cold!" kind of thing coming from my mouth. So I get to the car and realize I left the damn keys inside on the kitchen table. :banghead:

[Booger]

Just about 20 minutes ago.............

I decided that I'd go out and get all the snow that we've had today off of the car and make sure that it would still start. So, I throw on the coat, stocking hat, scarf and gloves and head out to the car. Well, I forgot my shoes. :yikes:

Yeah, the snow was a tad bit cold on my feet since I was wearing a pair of bedroom slippers. But no, that wasn't bonehead move enough for this guy. Rather than turn around and take the two steps to get back in the house I continue out to the car. Probably 15 yds. There's a constant, "Fuck!, Damn! Shit, this FUCKING cold!" kind of thing coming from my mouth. So I get to the car and realize I left the damn keys inside on the kitchen table. :banghead:


Look on the bright side at least you didn't lock the door.

[PantyFanatic]

Look on the bright side at least you didn't lock the door.
:nod:

[osuche]

I wore high heels and walked 20 miles to work. :rolleyes:

OK...it wasn't 20 miles, but it felt like it. :D

[PantyFanatic]

I wore high heels .....
:loveshowe

[dicksbro]

Fixed myself a snack (TV dinner) in the microwave yesterday. Cooking went fine ... everything looked good. Took it into the other room ... got busy watching TV and forgot about the food. When my wife got home, she looked at the then cold dinner asked what the dinner was for? :banghead:

[sodaklostsoul]

Been calling a Pixie by the wrong name.............boy I feel dumb...........still have no clue where I got the name from.

[IowaMan]

Trying to unlock the front door to my house with my post office mailbox key. :banghead: