Deep Thoughts for Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously

[musicman]

Deep Thoughts for Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like....night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

4. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

5. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

6. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

7. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

8. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

9. How many of you believe in psycho kinesis?...Raise my hand.

10. OK...so what's the speed of dark?

11. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

12. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

13. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

14. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

15. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

16. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

17. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what went
wrong.

18. Just remember---if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off

19. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak

[Winston77]

I need to borrow this :)

[osuche]

Lmao

[jseal]

musicman,

Yup! :)

[nikki1979]

OMG i luv this!!!

to dang cute thanks hun!

[Scarecrow]

:roflmao:

Ah the truth comes out.

[Cheyanne]

Ha! Too funny! :D

[LixyChick]

I just love the smiles I get when I jump in threads like this! TY hun!

[boilergirl1]

:loveshowe


Subject: FW: I got 19


This is based on U.S. info, so use all lobes of your brain. This can be more difficult than it looks - it just shows how little most of us really see!

There are 25 questions about things we see every day or have known about all our lives. How many can you get right? These little simple questions are harder than you think-- it just shows you how little we pay attention to the commonplace things of life.

Put your thinking caps on. No cheating! No looking around! No getting out of your chair! No using anything on or in your desk or computer!

Can you beat 23?? (The average is 7) Write down your answers as you go.

Check answers (on the bottom), AFTER completing all the questions.

REMEMBER - NO CHEATING!!! BE HONEST!!!

That means no looking at your phone or anything on your desk...

LET'S JUST SEE HOW OBSERVANT YOU REALLY ARE.

Here we go!

1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom?

2. How many states are there in the USA?

(Don't laugh, some people don't know)

3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?

4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label?

5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them?

6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg?
(Don't you dare get up to see!)

7. How many matches are in a standard pack?

8. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white?

9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?

10. Which way does wa ter go down the drain, counter or clockwise?

11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?

12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial?

13. On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons?

14. Which way do fans rotate?

15. How many sides does a stop sign have?

16. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side?

17. How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?

18. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?

19. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?

20. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?

21. On which playing card is the card maker's trademark?

22. On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that
adjusts the opening between the slats?

23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits?
24. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip?

25. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise?


ANSWERS

1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom?
BOTTOM
2. How many states are there in the USA? (Don't laugh, some people don't know) 50
3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?
RIGHT
4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label?
BLUE, RED, WHITE, YELLOW, BLACK &GOLD
5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them?
1, 0
6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg?
RIGHT
7. How many matches are in a standard pack?
20
8. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white?
RED
9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?
88
10.Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise? CLOCKWISE (NORTH OF THE EQUATOR)
11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?
TOWARDS BOTTOM RIGHT
12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial?
12 (no #1)
13. On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons?
LEFT
14. Which way do fans rotate?
CLOCKWISE AS YOU LOOK AT IT
15. How many sides does a stop sign have?
8
16. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side?
LEFT
17. How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?
5
18. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?
6
19. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?
BASHFUL
20. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?
8
21. On which playing card is the card maker's trademark?
ACE OF SPADES
22. On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening between the slats?
LEFT
23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits?
*, #
24. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip?
3
25. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise?
COUNTER

Now send it to some of your friends and put your score in the subject box!!!

[boilergirl1]

ooh, ooh,!!! got another one!!!!

[epileptic]

:69:


JANET.
IN THE VELVET DARKNESS
OF THE BLACKEST NIGHT
BURNING BRIGHT – THERE’S A GUIDING STAR
NO MATTER WHAT OR WHO YOU ARE.

BRAD & JANET.
THERE’S A LIGHT

PHANTOMS.
OVER AT THE FRANKERSTEIN PLACE

BRAD & JANET.
THERE’S A LIGHT

PHANTOMS.
BURNING IN THE FIREPLACE

JANET.
THERE’S A LIGHT… LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS OF
EVERYBODY’S LIFE

BRAD.
I CAN SEE THE FLAG FLY
I CAN SEE THE RAIN
JUST THE SAME – THERE HAS GOT TO BE
SOMETHING BETTER HERE – FOR YOU AND ME.

BRAD & JANET.
THERE’S A LIGHT

PHANTOMS.
OVER AT THE FRANKERSTEIN PLACE

BRAD & JANET.
THERE’S A LIGHT

PHANTOMS.
BURNING IN THE FIREPLACE

BRAD.
THERE’S A LIGHT… LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS OF
EVERYBODY’S LIFE

(A light pin spots RIFF RAFF.)


RIFF RAFF
THE DARKNESS MUST GO
DOWN THE RIVER OF NIGHTS DREAMING
FLOW MORPHIA SLOW LET THE SUN AND LIGHT
COME STREAMING INTO MY LIFE

INTO MY LIFE

BRAD & JANET.
THERE’S A LIGHT

PHANTOMS.
OVER AT THE FRANKERSTEIN PLACE

BRAD & JANET.
THERE’S A LIGHT

PHANTOMS.
BURNING IN THE FIREPLACE
THERE’S A LIGHT – LIGHT



BRAD & JANET
IN THE DARKNESS OF
EVERYBODY’S LIFE.



Richard O’Brien’s The Rocky Horror Show

:)

[imaginewithme]

cute, musicman

[alspals69]

i love that... so funny