A Warning about Alcohol

[dicksbro]

Just got these in an email and thought they were cute. :)

*Hick* ... oops, excuse me. :spin:




New Liquor Warning Labels


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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.

[Lilith]

funny :rofl:

[Oldfart]

Scarily true.

[Coaster]

Uh huh! :D

[1nutworld]

Great stuff DB.

Now, how much of that list do we have to ADMIT to??

[PantyFanatic]

X All of the above.




oops! :o I thought it was a poll.

[jseal]

dicksbro,

If the bottlers had to put all those warnings on the label, they would have to have larger bottles!

….hey, maybe I’m onto something here!

:wine:

[TinTennessee]

:rofl:

[Pita]

Lmao!! :d

[wyndhy]

:roflmao: