WildIrish
09-05-2006, 02:20 PM
I loved Norm Peterson!
>>What's shaking, Norm?"
>> "All four cheeks & a couple of chins."
>>
>> "What's new, Normie?"
>> "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're
>> demanding beer."
>>
>> "What'd you like, Normie?"
>> "A reason to live. Give me another beer."
>>
>> "What'll you have, Normie?"
>> "Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of
>> whatever comes out of the tap."
>> "Looks like beer, Norm."
>> "Call me Mister Lucky."
>>
>> "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
>> "Like a baby treats a diaper."
>>
>> "What's the story, Mr. Peterson?"
>> "The Bobsey Twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the
>> happy ending."
>>
>> "Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
>> "I know, if she calls, I'm not here."
>>
>> "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"
>> "A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'"
>> "Whatcha up to, Norm?"
>> "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."
>>
>> "How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"
>> "Poor."
>> "I'm sorry to hear that."
>> "No, I mean pour."
>>
>> "How's life treating you, Norm?"
>> "Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."
>>
>> "Women. Can't live with 'em.... pass the beer nuts."
>>
>> "What's going down, Normie?"
>> "My butt cheeks on that bar stool."
>>
>> "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
>> "Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty."
>>
>> "How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"
>> "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone
>> underwear."
>>
>> "What's the story, Norm?"
>> "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."
>>
>> "Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
>> "A little early, isn't it, Woody?"
>> "For a beer?"
>> "No, for stupid questions."
>>What's shaking, Norm?"
>> "All four cheeks & a couple of chins."
>>
>> "What's new, Normie?"
>> "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're
>> demanding beer."
>>
>> "What'd you like, Normie?"
>> "A reason to live. Give me another beer."
>>
>> "What'll you have, Normie?"
>> "Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of
>> whatever comes out of the tap."
>> "Looks like beer, Norm."
>> "Call me Mister Lucky."
>>
>> "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
>> "Like a baby treats a diaper."
>>
>> "What's the story, Mr. Peterson?"
>> "The Bobsey Twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the
>> happy ending."
>>
>> "Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
>> "I know, if she calls, I'm not here."
>>
>> "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"
>> "A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'"
>> "Whatcha up to, Norm?"
>> "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."
>>
>> "How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"
>> "Poor."
>> "I'm sorry to hear that."
>> "No, I mean pour."
>>
>> "How's life treating you, Norm?"
>> "Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."
>>
>> "Women. Can't live with 'em.... pass the beer nuts."
>>
>> "What's going down, Normie?"
>> "My butt cheeks on that bar stool."
>>
>> "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
>> "Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty."
>>
>> "How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"
>> "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone
>> underwear."
>>
>> "What's the story, Norm?"
>> "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."
>>
>> "Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
>> "A little early, isn't it, Woody?"
>> "For a beer?"
>> "No, for stupid questions."