You learn something new every day

[Neige]

So what did you learn today?

[osuche]

Not to go to GoodYear to buy a battery -- wanted to charge me $100 plus $14 installation! :yikes:

[WildIrish]

I learned that osuche has a very powerful vibrator.




Oh...a car battery?



Sorry, my bad. :p

[Lilith]

Not everything is my fault

[maddy]

Sharing something about myself with someone else is very free-ing.

[osuche]

I learned that osuche has a very powerful vibrator.



Trust me...then I wouldn't *pay* for installation. :rofl:

[Neige]

I learned to listen to answering machine messages to the end before hanging up - I hate leaving messages on machines, so as soon as I hear a message I usually hang up. The number I've been trying for a few days now never answered, so I finally listened to the whole message to hear that the person is gone for 3 weeks. Oops.

[wyndhy]

apparently it's bad form to talk politics at a nudists' camp.

[Oldfart]

Nudist camps give me the willies.

[wyndhy]

you're such a pussy

[Oldfart]

I just barely got that one.

[wyndhy]

almost flew right over your head, huh?

[Alias]

i've learnt that fresh food shopping can be fun

[Oldfart]

Wyndhy,

You're showing a streak of something.

[dicksbro]

I learned (again) why I hate painting window trim.

[scotzoidman]

I learned that taking a stand to solve an ongoing problem is both frightening & very liberating at the same time.

[Patow]

J'ai appris a surveiller mes doigts. je me suis ercrasé l'index drtoi, ca fait mal, il est tout bleu.... ouch, mais il va survivre
:gb:

[Lilith]

I learned that I still can't read French.

[Oldfart]

I learned that I share another thing with Lilith.

[maddy]

I learned via babel fish that was something about fingers and turning blue (bruise?) and that they will survive.

[Neige]

Lol - he crushed his index finger, it's all blue, but he'll survive. Pauvre Patow!!!

I learned that lugging home 50 lbs of groceries when you are walking is not that easy.

[Steph]

J'ai appris a surveiller mes doigts. je me suis ercrasé l'index drtoi, ca fait mal, il est tout bleu.... ouch, mais il va survivre
:gb:

Something something blue fingers? :)

Don't worry, Lil, I think even my years of French have failed me here. He hurt his fingers, his index finger is blue but he'll survive?

Talk to us, Patow! :)

[Coaster]

Something something blue fingers? :)

Don't worry, Lil, I think even my years of French have failed me here. He hurt his fingers, his index finger is blue but he'll survive?

Talk to us, Patow! :)


HAHAHAHAHA Steph......... Pssssssssst Steph..... look up!^^^^^^^^^^^ LOL


PS got it right....... but I have to admit that i read it twice to get the gist!

Hey Patow...... have PS kiss it for you and all will be better! :D

Oh I learned today that dropping a stump on my sneakered feet hurts!

[osuche]

I learned that some days I should just stay in bed

[Coaster]

I JUST learned that it would be nice to just stay in bed.......... with osuche!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Pita]

I learned how much fun it can be to change roles and be something your not.

[Steph]

HAHAHAHAHA Steph......... Pssssssssst Steph..... look up!^^^^^^^^^^^ LOL


PS got it right....... but I have to admit that i read it twice to get the gist!

Hey Patow...... have PS kiss it for you and all will be better! :D

Oh I learned today that dropping a stump on my sneakered feet hurts!

ROFL Shaddup! I was reading well after others deciphered it!

I learned that people borrow money easily but paying it back is another story.

[Grumble]

I have learnt that fairy tales can happen in real life :)

I recently started a new career in non clinical mental health. Reading through the notes on a client I noted that the head of the referring panel was a certain Tessa O..... The chances of having 2 Tessa O....'s in a city of 70,000 were fairly remote. This Tessa was my first love!!! It was still her maiden name so I took a chance (a huge one for me) and called her. Yes it was my Tessa and she was single. She was just as excited to hear from me as I was to catch up with her. So now we are dating again after 21 years. We are both taking it slow but are really comfortable with each other and there still is that spark.

It is nearly unbelievable but true!! :)

[osuche]

I learned that there's high quality sleep and low quality sleep, and sometimes you can't control what you get

[Pita]

I learned that if you search long enough you will find the perfect pair of shoes. :)

[Neige]

I learned some people just won't leave you alone.

[scotzoidman]

I've learned that it's hard to make someone overcome their insecurities

[WildIrish]

I learned that if you search long enough you will find the perfect pair of shoes. :)


They weren't on Clarence, were they? :D

[osuche]

I learned that dislocated knees hurt like ^&*&I%U&

[Pita]

They weren't on Clarence, were they? :D


I made sure he was done with them. ;)



I learned that a man's ass can turn a lovely shade a pink if enough force is directed on it.

[Neige]

I learned that I need to bring back some library books before they let me borrow any more!

[maddy]

I learned my cat's claws got really long and he still doesn't like having them clipped.

[Steph]

I learned that I need to bring back some library books before they let me borrow any more!

I used to take out tons and tons of books at university. Do they have a limit at your library?

I learned that "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." is a sentence.

[Steph]

I also learned how to hack a voting machine:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/marty-kaplan/how-to-hack-a-diebold-vot_b_26301.html

[sodaklostsoul]

I also learned how to hack a voting machine:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/marty-kaplan/how-to-hack-a-diebold-vot_b_26301.html

LMAO......so when do the metal detectors go in to catch all the peeps with screwdrivers?!

[LixyChick]

I learned that I am letting the world pass me by while I take care of everyone around me!

How does one stop doing that?^^^

[Neige]

I used to take out tons and tons of books at university. Do they have a limit at your library?

Yeah, of twenty books out at once :(

I learned that it's impossible to only have half of a small bag of chips.

[osuche]

I learned that sometimes car problems such up LOTS of time

[scotzoidman]

I learned that sometimes car problems such up LOTS of time
I'm guessing that such = suck...

in which case, the last 4 words could be deleted, & the statement would be just as true.

[Oldfart]

Scotz reminding us that he is a most cunning linguist.

[PantyFanatic]

Scotz reminding us that he is a most cunning linguist.
:fart: :fix:







:banghead:

:rofl: :roflmao:

[quisath]

to shave the stubble before I start the Licking Torture. :tongue:

[flutelady]

It's not actually something new that I learned, it's just yet another reminder... some hoops through which I'm forced to jump make no damn sense and cost too much money.

[Neige]

I learned that all the lovely bursaries and scholarships I was going to apply for aren't available to me because I haven't lived here over a year yet. :(

[osuche]

I learned that I have GREAT choice in hotels

[Fangtasia]

I've learnt that Sony + 2 kids = arguements!!

[imaginewithme]

That I can do anything I put my mind to

[scotzoidman]

I've learned (or re-learned) that the worst part of being a musician is you have to deal with other musicians...

[Booger]

That a Canadian dime will stick to a magnet

I put on my glasses and kept thinking I saw something out of the corner on my eye but when I looked nothing was there. Then I took my glasses off to put on a shirt and a Canadian dime was stuck to the magnetict clip for my sun glasses.

[PantyFanatic]

Good catch Boog. :)

After running a magnet I keep on the file cabinet, over some pocket change, I only seemed to catch a twoney and one of those all brass looking loonies. It seems like there is something hiding under the surface of everything Canadian. LMAO

[Steph]

I learned that cedar balls counteract the smell of mothballs. I knew cedar was fragrant but always wondered why hardware stores sold those balls.

[Oldfart]

I've learned I don't recognise PF's magnet.

[osuche]

I learned that class is a bore when you sit in the back of the room

[sodaklostsoul]

I've learned this cold has made me really pissy and it's best that I walk away now cause I really wanna state my 2 cents in a few threads but I would just piss the thread starter off and then I would get in hot water with the Bitch Mod and the only hot water I want to be in her with is the Hot Tub.

/me goes now and will peek back later when I'm more back to myself.

[Lilith]

That SDLS would be my hot tubbin' partner.

[wyndhy]

that shatner's spken poem album is really good.

[PantyFanatic]

I've learned I don't recognise PF's magnet.
Magnets, GOOD! :nana:

lol :)
It's a standard laminated hand mag. Great for clumsy people to find tiny parts they drop under the desk :D ……. If they're ferrous. :(

Actually the handiest one is my little strip mag. Keeps some of the regular clutter up and locatable. And now that I know about the deceit of the funny-money, I use it as my piggy bank.

[dicksbro]

I just learned loonies and twoneys are magnetic. :)

Now, I just wonder how I'll use that piece of information. :rolleyes2

[scotzoidman]

I just learned loonies and twoneys are magnetic. :)

Now, I just wonder how I'll use that piece of information. :rolleyes2
Maybe that there's a whole new avenue open for becoming a Canadian pickpocket?

[scotzoidman]

I've learned that not keeping the pup's claws trimmed AND sharp edges filed down can cause nasty wounds on my person...

[Neige]

I learned that it can be VERY windy in Montréal!!!

[osuche]

I learned that a boy I thought was clueless...wasn't

[Neige]

I learned that no matter what time I get up to go have my shower, the janitor will always be there and I'll have to wait.

[Coaster]

I learned that you can always learn something new

[maddy]

I learned some people are just plain dumb.

[WildIrish]

I learned that maddy & osuche have differing opinions of me. :p

[osuche]

I learned that he ^^ can make me laugh even when I am in a bad mood

[PantyFanatic]

and he ^^^ didn't even include my opinion of him. :wobbly:

[dicksbro]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."


I didn't know Steph knew so many nudists. :yikes:

(Buff, hello! :eew: )




I know, :spank:

[osuche]

I learned that sometimes if I get into work early, I get to dig for my keys for 780237263748350890748 minutes and open the door. :rolleyes:

[Pita]

I learned that my college needs more freaking parking and I need to wear shoes that are less cute and more comfy!!

[maddy]

I learned that sometimes things work out just how you want them to with minimal effort.

[Neige]

I learned to make sure the bracelet fits before putting the clasp on the end.

[Lilith]

I learned that one too!

[Oldfart]

With handcuffs?

[osuche]

Today I learned that my husband can be a pain int he ass. But I love him regardless.

[Pita]

:rolleyes2 I learned that you really should let the nail polish fully dry before attempting to post on Pixies!! :hair:

[Steph]

I learned the potato famine is the worst thing I could have ever faced.

It's cold, I'm exhausted but I'm hanging in there for my baked potatoes tonight/this morn'.

[Steph]

I learned to make sure the bracelet fits before putting the clasp on the end.

I learned to try on a bracelet before giving it to a friend. Er, luckily, she has little girls who can wear it.

[scotzoidman]

I've learned
choo
that even at age 50
choo
I haven't outgrown
choo
my annual Sept. allergies
choo
shit!

[osuche]

I learned that I need a new perspective on life

[Neige]

I learned that the biology library on campus is waaaaay noisier than the social sciences one.

[PantyFanatic]

Does that mean biologists are waaaaay more social? :confused:

[osuche]

Today I learned that there is no loyalty among theives

[WildIrish]

Today, I learned that ^^^ knows thieves!

[osuche]

Yep.


You're right...o thief of my panties :D :yikes:

[WildIrish]

Yep.


You're right...o thief of my panties :D :yikes:


T'warn't me, missy!


Must've been some other distinguished gentleman with a high forehead (http://www.pixies-place.com:81/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=61011).

[osuche]

Funny....I wasn't looking at his forehead :spin:

[Coaster]

^^^I learned that someone has a fun job filling his drawers!!^^^

[WildIrish]

I've learned that a 10" pizza is really not all that big. :bite:

[PantyFanatic]

^^^I learned that someone has a fun job filling his drawers!!^^^
Not to worry. I wasn't planning to stop at your house. ;)





:rofl:

[osuche]

I've learned that a 10" pizza is really not all that big. :bite:


Neither is as 12" one if you're sharing!

[WildIrish]

Well...that's what ya get for sharing! :p

[Aqua]

I've learned that a 10" pizza is really not all that big. :bite:
I've learned that a 10" pizza is plenty big if it comes from the Northlake Pizza Tavern.

[WildIrish]

I've learned that a 10" pizza is plenty big if it comes from the Northlake Pizza Tavern.


Bring it on, big guy! I'm hungry as a hostage!

[PantyFanatic]

That coffe has gone up 30% in the last 2 months. :mad:

(why do I doubt Juan Valdez is aware of that?) :rolleyes:

[WildIrish]

That coffe has gone up 30% in the last 2 months. :mad:

(why do I doubt Juan Valdez is aware of that?) :rolleyes:


The price of donkey shoes is behind the increase. :p

[wyndhy]

when in doubt, bring the umbrella

[osuche]

SHortcuts across campus aren't always shorter :yikes:

[WildIrish]

Teenagers aren't nice without a reason.

[scotzoidman]

Teenagers aren't nice without a reason.
Teenagers can be nice? :huh:

[osuche]

I need to be more socially aware

[Neige]

Dropping the end of a USB cable of a printer into a bowl of soup does not make it work better.

[WildIrish]

Teenagers can be nice? :huh:


8th grade is going to DC next May and the deposit is due. :rolleyes:

[WildIrish]

Dropping the end of a USB cable of a printer into a bowl of soup does not make it work better.


Was it alphabet soup? :p

[Pita]

I learned to watch what I say. :rolleyes2 :bs:

[scotzoidman]

8th grade is going to DC next May and the deposit is due. :rolleyes:
Mine's trying to wrangle the funds out of us for a trip to OZ next year, but it hasn't made him any nicer...in fact, he's going to find his head rolling around on the floor if he gives me any more lip tonite...

[WildIrish]

Mine only has one strike left.


Poor bastard...he'll never make it! :p

[Oldfart]

Scotz jr comes to OZ?

Alasse, should we protect this young one from OZ culture?

[Pita]

I learned that young college boys shouldn't own big trucks that they can't see behind when they decide to back up. Can we say CRUNCH to my car!!! :banghead:

[dicksbro]

I learned that I shouldn't believe the weather channel when they said it'd turn sunny this afternoon. :(

[Lilith]

I learned that if I am stabbed in the heart by a sting ray barb I should just leave it the fuck alone :D

[PantyFanatic]

I learned that if I am stabbed in the heart by a sting ray barb I should just leave it the fuck alone :D
I'll remember that the next time I see a sting ray. :thumb:








( .......... or a flying pig ;) )

[Oldfart]

Too many of the buggers in the water round here.

[PantyFanatic]

WHAT?........ No lead, PCB, mercury……… I bet your fish don't even glow in the dark.


Stand by. Another couple 10^9 and you too can have "all the good things". :rolleyes:

[Oldfart]

Glow in the dark?

Don't yours?

There's more uranium in the water here than three mile island, just not as processed.

[WildIrish]

I've learned that the closer you get to the bathroom...the more desperately you have to go.

[scotzoidman]

Scotz jr comes to OZ?

Alasse, should we protect this young one from OZ culture?
I suspect that there needs to be mutual protection...a gaggle of American teens with a junior Zoid on board may bring down a 50-year-old cultural exchange program...

[osuche]

I learned that it's going to take an hour and a half to get down to South Bay tonight

[Oldfart]

Scotz,

High octane beer and a consent age of 16 is bound to impress.

[Lilith]

I've learned that I can love them and still call the cops on them.

[Sharni]

I've learned that getting woken up with a tongue on ya pussy aint such a bad thing :slurp:

[Neige]

I learned that Peter North is originally from Nova Scotia!!!

[Pita]

I learned that a good role play and some rope can make this girl really happy!

[osuche]

I learned that I have wonderful friends...on-line and off...and I love them all!

[Lilith]

I learned that this icewine I bought is not real icewine but flash frozen :( so I bought the good stuff today :D

[osuche]

I learned that MI is going to get its ass kicked next week


:corn:

[Neige]

I learned that John Cleese has a species of lemur named for him!!! (http://www.savethelemur.org/backgrounds.htm) :huh:

[IowaMan]

I learned today that I have even less of a clue than I thought.

[wyndhy]

i learned that just looking at a pic of a lemur makes me sing:

I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
Ya like to ... MOVE IT!

All girls all over the world,
original Mad Stuntman pon ya case man!
I love how all girls a move them body,
and when ya move ya body, and move it,
nice and sweet and sexy, alright!

Woman ya cute, and you don't need no make up,
original cute body you a mek man mud up.
Woman ya cute, and you don't need no make up,
original cute body you a mek man mud up.

Woman!
Physically fit, physically fit,
physically, physically, physically fit
Woman!
Physically fit, physically fit,
physically, physically, physically fit
Woman!
Ya nice, sweet, fantastic
Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic
Woman!
Ya nice, sweet energetic
Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic
Woman!
Ya nice, sweet, fantastic
Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic
Woman! Y
a nice, sweet, fantastic
Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic

I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
Ya like to ... MOVE IT!

Woman ya cute, and you don't need no make up,
original cute body you a mek man mud up.

Eye liner pon ya face a mek man mud up
Nose powder pon ya face a mek man mud up
Pluck ya eyebrow pon ya face a mek man mud up
Gal ya lipstick pon ya face a mek man mud up
Woman ya nice broad face,
and ya nice hip, make man flip and bust up them lip.
Woman ya nice an energetic,
big ship pon de ocean that a big titanic.
Woman ya nice broad face,
and ya nice hip, make man flip and bust up them lip.
Woman ya nice and energetic,
big ship pon de ocean that a big titanic.

I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
Ya like to ... MOVE IT!

:D:D:D

[IowaMan]

:rofl:

Why is it that now I'm picturing Vinci and a lemur dancing around to that song? :roflmao:

[Neige]

:rofl:

And with John Cleese, of course! :D

[IowaMan]

Absolutely. It just wouldn't be as funny if he weren't dancing there with them. :D

[sodaklostsoul]

I like to move it move it!!! :booty:

[wyndhy]

and you move it so well. ;)

[osuche]

Today I learned that heating professionals can't pull miracles out of their :kissass:

[sodaklostsoul]

To put the skor bar in the freezer first before wacking it with a hammer in the ziplock bag.

[Oldfart]

Yep.

[osuche]

Today I learned that Tummy Tea doesn't always help

[IowaMan]

This morning I learned that apparently I wasn't doing a good enough job with my "safe computing" practices. I never meant to send you my tummy virus osuche. I'm sorry. :(

[IAKaraokeGirl]

The definition of "pornographic." *snicker*

[IowaMan]

It's absolutely amazing the things we can learn first thing on a Sunday morning. :D

[osuche]

This morning I learned that apparently I wasn't doing a good enough job with my "safe computing" practices. I never meant to send you my tummy virus osuche. I'm sorry. :(


I learned I can make him guilty from 1000 miles away :p

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I learned that enough snow can head off separation anxiety disorder. :D

[osuche]

I learned that mothers can drive you nuts in under 2 days!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I learned that mothers can drive you nuts in under 2 days!

My mother can drive someone nuts in under 2 hours. ;)

[WildIrish]

I learned the French word for snow. :D

[osuche]

My mother can drive someone nuts in under 2 hours. ;)


I spent a lot of the past few days sleeping! :p

[wyndhy]

that i can not be relied upon to remember the exact type of filter that's supposed to go in our fridge.

[sodaklostsoul]

A fridge has a filter? :D

[Coaster]

To NEVER come between a woman's hair or her shoes!!!

[osuche]

Not to open oyur mouth when you're furiously multi-tasking

[Oldfart]

sodaklostsoul, of course they do. How else do you know what end to light them?

[dicksbro]

I learned that today was PF's birthday. :yikes:

Heck, it's probably too late to send him that yacht to play with in the lake, now. :(

[wyndhy]

A fridge has a filter? :D
when you have the fancy shmansy one that gives you water and ice right out the freezer door, and a well they draw that water from, they do. :p

[WildIrish]

To NEVER come between a woman's hair or her shoes!!!

That doesn't leave much left to cum on. :confused:

[sodaklostsoul]

Come on Eileen?

[WildIrish]

Eileen Dover :confused:

[sodaklostsoul]

Ya, and Jack M Hoff was there.

[osuche]

Today I learned that even being frank with my mom doesn't get me very far

[dicksbro]

I can't even imagine osuche as Frank :rolleyes2

[Oldfart]

Only if I can be hot-lips.

[osuche]

Only if I can be hot-lips.


Somehow...I'd pictured you more like Hawkeye.

Damn, I miss that show. :p

[Oldfart]

We can swap roles if you prefer. Never really saw myself as a blonde anyway.

[smithy020]

i learned today that they make cheese with lemon in it....

[Neige]

You shouldn't put tomatoes in the fridge!

[Lilith]

Or strawberries^^^

[osuche]

I learned about Cisco today :p Exciting, huh?

[scotzoidman]

I learned that Niaspan is just niacin in controlled release form.

[dicksbro]

At 11:30PM last night I learned to look at the clock before I get up. :(

At least I was able to lay back down and go back to sleep. :)

[scotzoidman]

I've learned that Elavil can cause me to have vivid dreams.

[thefish12]

I learned today that my lovely Neige has taken down all her pics

[Neige]

There's caffeinated body wash. :eek:

[dicksbro]

I learned that my printer simply stops printing if one of the color cartridges runs out.

(You can "continue" once you replace the cartridge.)

[Pita]

I learned that crime doesn't pay as we finally caught our thief yesterday at work and his ass is out of there. :D

[PantyFanatic]

I learned that I like the new uniforms at some stations ^^^ a lot more than the one I have been filling up at.


:car:

[scotzoidman]

I've learned that Riley will follow me around, licking me until I give her a belly rub.

[PantyFanatic]

Riley's your dog, right. ....... Right? :rolleyes:

[scotzoidman]

Who needs to know?

[osuche]

I learned that if you eat lunch in the sun, you get burned :(

[dicksbro]

I learned that our cat, Stud, goes to sleep real quick when laying on my lap while I'm sitting the the recliner.

[bh4229]

I learned that LIFE is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans!

[Oldfart]

I learned that you don't always tell all you've learned.

[BamaKyttn]

That its not a good idea to spend my life leaping from relationship to relationship its better to take some time in between to sort out what I've learned from my partners. I have learned patience goes a long way and if you wait the right person will come along.

[jseal]

That the station stops during the journey can be as important as the trip.

[lafehubert]

To NEVER come between a woman's hair or her shoes!!!

But that's where the best part is. :licker:

[WildIrish]

I've learned to use two different memory cards for my blackberry pictures.