Cheyanne
11-05-2006, 12:44 PM
As parents we always worry about stuff that our kids are getting into or influences that they are exposed to. I ran across this that my daughter, age 12, wrote in her blog...( I monitor it daily) LOL
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Hi! Welcome to __ Central. My name is Princess, and I'll be your help today. First of all, we're going to spend four hours blow drying and straightening your hair, not to mention dying it the exact same colour as all of your friends, even though it looked better before we touched it. Here's your padded push-up bra that will make you look like a ridiculously fake 34C, and of course, your pair of pink army print Dorinhas in a size 0, even though you're obviously a size 5. It's okay, it's totally sexy when your hips and beer belly ooze over the tops of your pants. You can wear whatever shirt you want as long as it shows cleavage and matches your trendy name-brand shoes.
We're also going to pierce your tongue, nipples, clitoris, ears and belly button so you can list all your piercings to anybody that will listen, because it's just so incredibly sexy to have a piece of metal sticking out of your ####.
There are boys all over this park ranging from ages 15 to 20. Please have sex with as many as possible, and then brag about it to everyone. You can lie about your age if you think that will make them respect you more. It won't, but you might as well try. Also, find another hot little girl that will make out with you and fondle your fake boobies so that onlooking guys can get a boner and you can say, proudly, "I inspired that with my pseudo-bisexuality, which is SO hot right now."
Whenever our #### hip hop music comes on, you must begin grinding with whatever boy or girl is closest to you. You may not, under any circumstances, actually DANCE unless you are shaking your ass. Also, it's pretty much an ongoing party here, so drink as much of your Bacardi Breezers and smoke as much of your fake boyfriend's pot as you can. You're SO much more attractive and funny when you're drunk/ripped off your face.
If you see anyone in the park that is NOT an __ or the companion of an __, you must sneer at/whisper about them to your friends. If you are feeling particularly brave and/or pre-menstrual, you can say something to them along the lines of, "OMG liek nice shirt, where'd you buy it, ?" and then collapse in fits of hapless giggles with your make-out sisters.
Here's your complimentary Paris Hilton perfume, 50 Cent CD and fake Louis Vuitton purse. The purse is completely pointless since it's only about as big as your pinky and you can't even fit your shiny pink cell phone into it, but that's okay, because the cell phone's only for show anyway. The only people that call you are your parents and your best friend, asking what outfit you're wearing tomorrow so you girls can co-ordinate and act like it was by accident. Oh, and that guy that you gave a blow job to last week at that party MIGHT call if you leave enough messages for him.
PS: Please, no less than three inches of your super-sexy black g-string may hang out of your pants. That's all. Have fun, girlies
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Her comments below -
this is the reason why I hate most girls and why 80% of my friends are guys
ugg okay that was my rant on girls
ok sorry if I’ve come across as a bitch, or if I’ve offended anyone. it’s jut my opinion so don’t let it get to you. but I wont be offended if you have anything to say back to me in your defense. i actually wanna hear from you
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My daughter is an individual and doesn't go with the crowd. She is ostracized (sp) but doesn't really care. She is smart, beautiful, and her own person already. I am still a mom to her, but she tells me much of what happens in her life. She comes to me for advice on guys, sex, and friends - she knows that I will tell it to her straight and not pull punches. I can tell her I am disappointed in her behavior, but she knows I still love her. I haven't reached bitch status yet, I am sure that I will at some time, but that is ok too.
______________________
Hi! Welcome to __ Central. My name is Princess, and I'll be your help today. First of all, we're going to spend four hours blow drying and straightening your hair, not to mention dying it the exact same colour as all of your friends, even though it looked better before we touched it. Here's your padded push-up bra that will make you look like a ridiculously fake 34C, and of course, your pair of pink army print Dorinhas in a size 0, even though you're obviously a size 5. It's okay, it's totally sexy when your hips and beer belly ooze over the tops of your pants. You can wear whatever shirt you want as long as it shows cleavage and matches your trendy name-brand shoes.
We're also going to pierce your tongue, nipples, clitoris, ears and belly button so you can list all your piercings to anybody that will listen, because it's just so incredibly sexy to have a piece of metal sticking out of your ####.
There are boys all over this park ranging from ages 15 to 20. Please have sex with as many as possible, and then brag about it to everyone. You can lie about your age if you think that will make them respect you more. It won't, but you might as well try. Also, find another hot little girl that will make out with you and fondle your fake boobies so that onlooking guys can get a boner and you can say, proudly, "I inspired that with my pseudo-bisexuality, which is SO hot right now."
Whenever our #### hip hop music comes on, you must begin grinding with whatever boy or girl is closest to you. You may not, under any circumstances, actually DANCE unless you are shaking your ass. Also, it's pretty much an ongoing party here, so drink as much of your Bacardi Breezers and smoke as much of your fake boyfriend's pot as you can. You're SO much more attractive and funny when you're drunk/ripped off your face.
If you see anyone in the park that is NOT an __ or the companion of an __, you must sneer at/whisper about them to your friends. If you are feeling particularly brave and/or pre-menstrual, you can say something to them along the lines of, "OMG liek nice shirt, where'd you buy it, ?" and then collapse in fits of hapless giggles with your make-out sisters.
Here's your complimentary Paris Hilton perfume, 50 Cent CD and fake Louis Vuitton purse. The purse is completely pointless since it's only about as big as your pinky and you can't even fit your shiny pink cell phone into it, but that's okay, because the cell phone's only for show anyway. The only people that call you are your parents and your best friend, asking what outfit you're wearing tomorrow so you girls can co-ordinate and act like it was by accident. Oh, and that guy that you gave a blow job to last week at that party MIGHT call if you leave enough messages for him.
PS: Please, no less than three inches of your super-sexy black g-string may hang out of your pants. That's all. Have fun, girlies
___________
Her comments below -
this is the reason why I hate most girls and why 80% of my friends are guys
ugg okay that was my rant on girls
ok sorry if I’ve come across as a bitch, or if I’ve offended anyone. it’s jut my opinion so don’t let it get to you. but I wont be offended if you have anything to say back to me in your defense. i actually wanna hear from you
_____
My daughter is an individual and doesn't go with the crowd. She is ostracized (sp) but doesn't really care. She is smart, beautiful, and her own person already. I am still a mom to her, but she tells me much of what happens in her life. She comes to me for advice on guys, sex, and friends - she knows that I will tell it to her straight and not pull punches. I can tell her I am disappointed in her behavior, but she knows I still love her. I haven't reached bitch status yet, I am sure that I will at some time, but that is ok too.