Don't stone the noob!

[CrouchingBuddha]

Hiyo!

Fledgling writer and possible youngest of the pixies here. I was surfing around online, looking for places to post up some of my stories. I stumbled onto pixies, figuring it was another archive.

Yet loe and behold, I find a fully functional community here! Sweetness and a bag of chips, man!

Hmm...what to say about myself. Well, I'm a college student, currently studying in the field of nursing and praying that somehow I'll get more than a month off for christmas break even though I know I won't. I'm something of a geek. I love videogames, comics, martial arts, anime...okay, so 'something' of a geek may be a really huge underestimation.

I'm annoying. Really annoying. If I annoy you, please hit me and tell me I'm being a bad monkey, and I'll mutter darkly to myself but otherwise straighten up.

I am THE darth :starwars:

That is all.

C.B.

Oh yeah, I've published Rising into the Fantasy section here, as well as made a feedback page...somewhere. For those of you who, you know, care...

>.>

<.<

[osuche]

:wave:


Welcome to Pixies!

[CrouchingBuddha]

Thanks! Glad to be here. I hope I can be a positive influence on the community and...y'know...get your vote and all that.

A vote for Buddha is a vote for world peace!

[PantyFanatic]

...Fledgling writer and possible youngest of the pixies here. .....
Chronologically or mentally? :confused:

Welcome to our fun little corner of reality. :wave:

[PantyFanatic]

A vote for PF is a vote for much piece in the world. :hump:



;)

[Sharni]

G'day and Welcome

If ya annoy me...you'll definately know about it *L*

[Lilith]

Hola

[IowaMan]

Welcome, I'm pretty sure you'll like it here. :wave:

[CrouchingBuddha]

Chronologically or mentally? :confused:

Welcome to our fun little corner of reality. :wave:

Um...quite possibly both.

Is that bad?

[dicksbro]

Um...quite possibly both.

Is that bad?

Not bad at all. Welcome to Pixies CB! Hope you enjoy your time here. :thumbs:

[LixyChick]

Welcum to Pixies CrouchingBuddha!

Young and geeky? Nothing strange about that. Peruse the boards and you'll see that we are not only a functional community but a slightly dysfunctional family to boot! *giggle* JK...we aren't that dysfunctional.

Nice to see you jumping in and hope to see you round the boards!

Now be good till we say you can be bad!

[Lilith]

Ha ha or be bad til we tell you to be good :D

[jseal]

CrouchingBuddha,

Welcome to Pixies sir. Hope to see you around and about. :) I shall read "Rising".

[WildIrish]

If you're crouchingbuddha...
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.who's hidden? :confused:


Nice to meet you, CB. Welcome to our little corner of the world.

[Pita]

Welcome to Pixies CrouchingBuddha! :wave:

We have so much in common! I am in Georgia, going to college, and love to write erotica. I'm not young however, but I play one in my fantasy life. ;)

Hope you have a great time here. This is the best board on the net! :)

[wyndhy]

claiming to be the youngest assumes that no 13 year old with10 minutes in front of the ‘puter and a gigantic libido ever claimed to be 18 on the register page
:D
:wave: welcome!

[CrouchingBuddha]

Thanks for the warm welcome, everyone! It's always nice to know a community welcomes new additions instead of taking an elitist stance and treating them like they don't belong. Yeah...bad board exeriences lol.

Lilith- Hello, great mistress of the webplace in which we frequent! Want a soda?

Wyndhy- when I said I was the 'youngest pixie' I more meant in terms of how long I've been here on the boards. But in the sense of age, that's possible as well...I'm still in college, if that gives a rough estimation of my relative immaturity.

Tinglingtess- I'm not native to the state, and the area I'm in is...well...certain rich hillbillies come to mind. Only without the riches.

WildIrish- lol, I love that movie. And as for being hidden...that's be my psychotic stalker.

Jseal- yay! Huzzah and thank you! I'd love to hear what you think sometime :)

lixychick- Dysfunction is good. I thrive on dysfunction. Which is why I'm likely to attempt to create it in large quantitites in the near future. If I get up, we'll all get up! It'll be ANARCHY!

Thanks again everyone for making me feel welcome. I appreciate it and shall do my best not to make you all run away from me :P

[Oldfart]

CrouchingBuddha,

We have a niche here for any Pixie of goodwill who wishes to join in the forum and purchase copious amounts of sipping alcohol for a select band of Pixies veterans.

Please leave my thermos with PF or Scotz, I'l pick it up at PAGAN08.

[Irezumi Kiss]

Hallo, Crouch!

We have a niche here for any Pixie of goodwill who wishes to join in the forum and purchase copious amounts of sipping alcohol for a select band of Pixies veterans.

Hmm...when I joined I was told it was massage oil instead of sipping alcohol.

he he he

:buttsex:

[Aqua]

Welcome to Pixies CB! :wave:

[Matticus]

Get stoned with the noob? Is that what this is about?!?! :cabbagep:

Welcome CB

[CrouchingBuddha]

Get stoned with the noob? Is that what this is about?!?! :cabbagep:

Welcome CB

I was more fearing that I was going to get large and pointy rocks thrown at me.

Like the last several forums I tried to join...

Let the non-psychotic cast the first stone!

....y'know, this reference really isn't working as well as I'd hoped it would. Damn. Another chance at being uniquely witty and clever has ended in the majority of people giving me that look that says 'this thing must die.'

yeah, that look. you know the one.

C.B.

P.S. :cboy: random cowboy hat!

[rockintime]

...and I'll mutter darkly to myself...
Welcome, but if the above happens does your nick change from CrouchingBuddha to GrouchyBuddha?

[sodaklostsoul]

CrouchingBuddha,

We have a niche here for any Pixie of goodwill who wishes to join in the forum and purchase copious amounts of sipping alcohol for a select band of Pixies veterans.

Please leave my thermos with PF or Scotz, I'l pick it up at PAGAN08.
PAGAN 08.............I thought it was PAGAN 09?

/me runs off to change sig but not before welcomeing CrouchingBuddha.


Hello,
Welcome to Pixies!!!

[CrouchingBuddha]

Welcome, but if the above happens does your nick change from CrouchingBuddha to GrouchyBuddha?

o.0

I'm now seriously contemplating changing my name entirely...that's genius! And since I am generally a cynical and snyde person, and don't do all-together that much crouching, it'd be more accurate too.

C.B.

P.S. :cboy: More cowboy hat!

What? I can't help it, I'm Texan.

[Lost]

greetings and welcome to the madness,, err, I mean to the site.

we wont throw sharp and pointy stones at you.. unless of course you WANT us to, hehe.

definatly not any elitasts here, if there are, our craziness has driven them into hiding. most of us here are crazy, well, at least some of us, so I hope you enjoy the fun here at pixies

[Lilith]

You a Texan or a Georgian boy? :cboy: Can't be both.

[CrouchingBuddha]

You a Texan or a Georgian boy? :cboy: Can't be both.

Okay, so that title was entirely unneeded.

I'm a texan, born and raised for 13 years, then uncerimoniously uprooted and shoved into the red glay of georgia soil.

I still definitely consider myself a Texan...no offense to Georgians, but I'm just not very comfortable here.

This probably sounds completely retarded, but for me at least, places....not just people...feel different. The atmosphere, the FEEL and experience of Georgia is different than it is in Texas. And I know from a recent trip back to Texas that it's not just childhood memories, it's real, at least for me. Every place has almost a kind of aura...the land itself is alive and has a distinct personality. Texas feels different from Georgia, both feel different from LA, and all three feel different from Ohio, to name some of the places I've been.

Okay, insane hippie-rant over.

Short answer: I'm a Texan. And as a Texan, I maintain my right to tell non-Texans they can't wear cowboy hats unless they own a horse :cboy:

[Lilith]

I lived in SA for a number of years. That's what made me ask.

[maddy]

I'm going to take a guess and say West Texas...

[gekkogecko]

I was more fearing that I was going to get large and pointy rocks thrown at me.


Nah, none of that here, you're probably already stoned.

[CrouchingBuddha]

Maddy- Houston, to be precise :) Yeah I know, not exactly the most wildest westiest part of Texas. But Texas nonetheless!

GekkoGekko- no, and that's the scary part: I'm NOT stoned. Now take a moment and read over my messages thus far, and let it sink in....NOT stoned.

Can you imagine what I'd be like if I WAS high?

Oh yeah, by the way...I just saved a bundle of money by changing my car insurance to geiko. Good job! :D

[lizzardbits]

:welcome: :jedi: :welcome: Welcome to my addiction!

[CrouchingBuddha]

:welcome: :jedi: :welcome: Welcome to my addiction!

By your addiction, are you referencing Pixie? Or Star Wars?

Or both? Both seems ideal, if you ask me :D

[Booger]

hey CrouchingBuddha after read reading what you have posted so far and noticed you were from Georgia. I was wondering if maybe you had made a mistake in your name when you registered. Did you mean to type in CrouchingBubba somehow it just seem more fitting.












:roflmao:











P.S. I hope to take this as it was ment to be just a joke.

[CrouchingBuddha]

:mad: I am deeply offended, SIR!





Okay, so no I'm not, that was pretty damn funny :D

I'm actually not from georgia originally, I'm from texas. So it's more accurate to say I'm 'crouching tex-mex'. :cboy: